艾伦脱口秀第426期:观赏比赛-英语课

时间：2019-02-22 作者：英语课 分类：艾伦脱口秀

英语课

What's that?Heavy metal.Heavy metal,that's rude.Heavy metal,I was trying to be like, 是什么重金属重金属真是无理我想要表达

Gets you a question,how did you get xylophone,by the way, 我有个问题你是怎么猜出木琴的
Because I act so good,she strums like xylophone?Because I was so good,what do you think this is? 因为我比划的很好她这样敲很像木琴吗因为我比较棒你觉得这是什么
This can be anything.It can be beating drums.Because drums will be in that order. 可以是任何东西可以是敲鼓因为鼓应该这样敲
Not,Drums are played by this,he is competitive 1 already. 不是这样鼓是这样敲的他求胜心切
All right.That's good.We can still win,crazy.We can still win,ok. 好了我们还能赢太疯狂了我们还能赢好的
You,get your head in there,are they in there right now? 你给我准备好脑子它在那了吧
I hope we don't get like dictator 2 or something like that. 希望你不要演独裁者或之类的
Why would that?because it gonna be embarrassing.Why would dictator be in music category?I don't know.I know what he will do,all right. 为什么呢那会很尴尬为什么独裁者属于音乐类别我也不知道我也知道他会干什么好的
We can actually watch back here,come on,back here. 我们能从那观赏比赛来到后面去
What will you gonna say?All right,I just know what he'll do with that work.Just have a,have a faith,ok. 有什么想说的吗我只是知道等下他会有多傻有点有点信心好的
Drum,cymbals,trump,trumpet,tromboone,what are you pointing at?Chair. 鼓钹喇叭喇叭长号你指社么呢椅子
Why,you can't point.You can't point.Earphones,earbuds,Ipod.What?what? That was unfair.Christiana,Diva,diva. 为什么你不能指你不能指耳机耳塞 Ipod 什么什么真不公平 Christina 天后天后
No,no,no.What are you pointing at?Wait a minute,not fair.Not fair. 不要啊不要你刚指什么呢等下不公平真不公平
What are you pointing at?A chair,chair,chair.See,I thought it gonna be a dictator again. 你刚指什么呢椅子啊椅子看到了吧所以我才想又会是独裁者了
Ok,let's see.Look that,he's looking.He's trying to pick,I'm not.He's trying to pick,he's cheating. 好的让我们走着瞧快看他在看呢他想要选我没有他想要选他作弊了
Singing,Opera,alway does.Van,fast,driving car,vacation,trip,shit it is. 唱歌歌剧他一直都这样货车快速开车车假期旅行去你的
Guitar,bass,four,strings,bass,guitar,banjo,banjo.We won,we won,we won. 吉他贝斯四弦贝斯吉他班卓琴班卓琴我们赢了赢了赢了