英语悠选脱口秀 第38期:英国小哥的"坐月子之旅"
时间：2019-02-21 作者：英语课 分类：英语悠选脱口秀
英语课
讲解:
Today's key word is Birth.
Birth 出生，诞生
When a woman gives birth, she produces a baby from her body.
一个人类宝宝到底是从哪里来的呢？
今天呢，我们一起来研究一下，坐月子这个“惨无人道”的活动。
话说，一个充满好奇心的英国小哥前不久不远万里来到中国，体验了一把坐月子。用亲身经历再次证明一个宇宙真理：
No zuo no die, why you try!?
Sitting in the month 坐月子
At first, the British Guy though that 坐月子就是 Sitting in the month!
这充分证明了，这个天真的英国小哥并不了解事态的严重性。坐月子光坐着可是不行滴。
Confinement 1 才是更加正确和适合的表达。
Confinement除了坐月子之外，还有监禁，限制的意思。
这个英国小哥，第一天就被要求先带上 fake 2 boobs.(C cup 哦)
但这仅仅是一个开始，一个开始，开始~~~~
He had to learn how to feed the babies, how to bath the babies, how to comfort the babies when they cry, and many other how to~~~~
在他终于完成一系列任务后，小哥激动这期待享誉全球的Chinese food。
排骨？烤鸭？烧鸡？
NO NO NO
红豆汤，小米粥，白水猪蹄汤。
估计当时小哥的内心是崩溃的，还不如回去吃Fish and chips.
为了让体验更为真实，热心的中国工作人员，还免费让他体验了一把产后疼痛，用加衣服的夹子把这哥们的肚子夹的色彩缤纷。
After he escaped from this “hell”, the British guy wrote a very very long article.
向世界哭诉了自己的经历。
Here are some sentences from his article: “I had a "devil 3 baby" section where it drove 4 me crazy crying for half an hour straight.'”
哭半个小时，小哥你也太夸张了。
“I get red bean soup for dinner (the staff get McDonald's) ”
我晚饭喝了红豆汤，他们竟然吃了麦当劳！麦当劳！
It seems like this British guy had lot to say during the 24 hours experiences.
中国妈妈们为了孩子承受了多少，可能只有亲身体会才能真正了解的到。
So give your mom a call and tell her you love her.
n.幽禁，拘留，监禁；分娩；限制，局限
- He spent eleven years in solitary confinement.他度过了11年的单独监禁。
- The date for my wife's confinement was approaching closer and closer.妻子分娩的日子越来越近了。
vt.伪造，造假，假装；n.假货，赝品
- He can tell a fake from the original.他能分辨出赝品和真品。
- You can easily fake up an excuse to avoid going out with him.你可以很容易地编造一个借口而不与他一同外出。
n.魔鬼，恶魔
- It is easier to raise the devil than to lay him.召鬼容易驱鬼难。
- Susie,you're a determined little devil.苏茜，你真是个坚决的小家伙。
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