雅思写作中的经典笑话
英语课
“笑果”指数 ★
I don't have time to read, because I must study.
Studying usually involves reading!
I shared it by myself.
You cannot share things with yourself!
It has some disadvantages, because it's good for their furture.
'Disadvantages' are bad by definition 1!
China is a big country, so we have four seasons.
Small countries may have four seasons, too!
She is a good person, because I know her father.
The fact that you know her father doesn't mean she is a good person!
“笑果”指数 ★★
I am writing to express that I am going to receive the aid from you.
Are you sure I'm going to help you?
I need some hands from you.
I bet 2 you mean 'a hand'.
More and more people are getting older.
Who's getting younger?
In my opinion, I'm a student.
Are you not sure?
Pandas can give us the development.
Sounds difficult.
My ability make(s) me couldn't study.
......especially in develolping and developed countries.
And what about coutries that are neither developing 3 nor developed?
“笑果”指数 ★★★
My friend must be like animal.
What a curse 4!
We share the same things-even the same boyfriend!
It is possible but immoral 5.
My major is violence 6.
I hope not so!
I often go to the loo to see wild animals.
Sound way too funny! You might mean zoo.
My city has a bright future, because of me.
Shall we try something modest?
n.定义；限定，确定；清晰度
- The book attempts a definition of his role in world politics.该书要阐明的是他在世界政局中的作用。
- I made a definition for this word.我给这个字下了定义。
v.打赌，以(与)...打赌；n.赌注，赌金；打赌
- I bet you can't do this puzzle.我敢说，你解决不了这个难题。
- I offered to bet with him.我提出与他打赌。
adj.发展中的
- Transport has always been the key to developing trade.运输一直是发展贸易的关键。
- They are developing marketing network.他们正在发展销售网络。
n.祸因，祸根；诅咒，咒骂；骂人话
- His wealth proved a curse to him.他的财富成了祸根。
- The rabbits are a curse in this part of the country.兔子在这一带农村是一种祸害。
adj.不道德的，淫荡的，荒淫的，有伤风化的
- She was questioned about his immoral conduct toward her.她被询问过有关他对她的不道德行为的情况。
- It is my belief that nuclear weapons are immoral.我相信使核武器是不邪恶的。
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