万能的警察蜀黍：熊孩子打911问数学题-英语课

时间：2019-02-16 作者：英语课 分类：阅读空间

英语课

　　A four-year-old has his own way of “call for help" when it comes to do the maths.

　　遇到数学难题时，这个四岁的熊孩子自有特殊的“求助”之道。
　　Told by mum to "call when you need help", a boy aged 1 four naming Johnny called 911.
　　妈妈告诉他“遇到问题需要帮助的时候可以打电话”，这个名叫强尼的四岁小男孩拨打了911。
　　Any way, his conversation with the operator 2 went like this:
　　总之，他与警察局接线员的对话是这样的。
　　Operator: 911 emergencies.
　　接线员：911专线。
　　Boy: Yeah I need some help.
　　男孩：嗯，我需要帮助。
　　Operator: What’s the matter?
　　接线员：什么事情？
　　Boy: With my math.
　　男孩：数学。
　　Operator: With your mouth?
　　接线员：抢劫？
　　Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
　　男孩：不，是数学。我要做数学题。你能帮助我吗？
　　Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
　　接线员：好的。你住在哪里？
　　Boy: No with my math.
　　男孩：不，是帮我做数学题。
　　Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
　　接线员：是的我知道。你住在哪里？
　　Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
　　男孩：不，我想要你在电话里告诉我。
　　Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to h
　　elp you.
　　接线员：我不能在电话里跟你说，不过我可以派另外一个人来帮助你。
　　Boy: Okay.
　　男孩：好吧。
　　Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
　　接线员：你想要我帮你做什么数学题？
　　Boy: I have take aways.
　　男孩：减法。
　　Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
　　接线员：哦，你要做减法题。
　　Boy: Yeah.
　　男孩：是啊。
　　Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
　　接线员：好吧，是什么问题呢？
　　Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
　　男孩：嗯，你要帮我做数学题。
　　Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
　　接线员：好的。告诉我是什么题目。
　　Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
　　男孩：好。16减去8是多少？
　　Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
　　接线员：你来告诉我。你觉得答案是多少？
　　Boy: I don’t know, 1.
　　男孩：我也不知道。答案是1吗？
　　Operator: No. How old are you?
　　接线员：不对。你多大了？
　　Boy: I’m only 4.
　　男孩：我才4岁。
　　Operator: 4!
　　接线员：4岁！
　　Boy: Yeah.
　　男孩：对啊。
　　Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one.
　　接线员：还有其他题吗？刚才那题太难了。
　　Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
　　男孩：嗯……哦，还有一题。5减去5。
　　Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
　　接线员：5减去5，你觉得答案是多少呢？
　　Boy: 5.
　　男孩：答案是5吗？
　　Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
　　妈妈：强尼，你到底在干什么？！
　　Boy: The policeman is helping 3 me with my math.
　　男孩：警察叔叔在帮我做数学题。
　　Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
　　妈妈：我怎么告诉你的？别瞎打电话！
　　Operator: It’s the mother…
　　接线员：是你妈妈……
　　Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
　　男孩：你不是说，我遇到问题可以打电话吗？
　　Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
　　妈妈：不可以打电话报警！