5 Reasons to Go Through Life Lazy, Drunken, and Stupid
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5 Reasons to Go Through Life Lazy, Drunken, and Stupid
I started this blog 16 months, hoping to develop my writing skills, connect with smart people around the world, and create a new income stream.
By those standards it’s been a success. But more importantly, I’ve learned a lot. Namely, after 266 posts on the subjects of self improvement, motivation, and productivity, I can say without a doubt that life is completely and utterly 1 pointless.
That’s right. PickTheBrain is throwing in the towel. If you need me I’ll be embracing hedonism, sloshing around in my own vomit 2, and doing absolutely nothing to further myself or the human race.
Why? The top 5 reasons are as follows:
You’re going to die. No big shock here, but do you realize how many people fail to grasp the consequences of this? Even if you live some awesome 3 life, make a ton of cash, and go down as the great person ever, all your accomplishments 4 will eventually go to some undeserving brats 5 and people will exploit your words and ideas to further their own selfish ends.
Working is hard. I mean really hard. And it just never seems to end. It’s just one thing after another. More more more. If there’s no way to win life, what’s the point of trying?
Most people are terrible, the others are faking. The more good I’ve tried to do, the more people jump up to insult me. And it works. That stuff really hurts. I’d rather be on the dishing end of trollish insults.
Vice 6 is nice. Really, it feels great. Have some pain? Take this. Feel guilty? Drink that. Indulging is the one act that has never let me down. It always delivers. That’s more than I can say for the law of attraction.
Civilization is doomed 7. The human race has been around what, a million years or so? And this is where we are? It seems like the only developments have been new ways torture, enslave, and incessantly 8 bicker 9 with each other. Let’s hope that giant meteor headed for earth doesn’t get deflected 10 by the sun’s gravitational field
Wow, I feel a lot better now. Or maybe it’s the liter of Jack 11 Daniels I used to wash down a Wendy’s Baconator.
adv.完全地，绝对地
- Utterly devoted to the people,he gave his life in saving his patients.他忠于人民，把毕生精力用于挽救患者的生命。
- I was utterly ravished by the way she smiled.她的微笑使我完全陶醉了。
v.呕吐，作呕；n.呕吐物，吐出物
- They gave her salty water to make her vomit.他们给她喝盐水好让她吐出来。
- She was stricken by pain and began to vomit.她感到一阵疼痛，开始呕吐起来。
adj.令人惊叹的，难得吓人的，很好的
- The church in Ireland has always exercised an awesome power.爱尔兰的教堂一直掌握着令人敬畏的权力。
- That new white convertible is totally awesome.那辆新的白色折篷汽车简直棒极了.
n.造诣；完成( accomplishment的名词复数 )；技能；成绩；成就
- It was one of the President's greatest accomplishments. 那是总统最伟大的成就之一。
- Among her accomplishments were sewing,cooking,playing the piano and dancing. 她的才能包括缝纫、烹调、弹钢琴和跳舞。 来自《现代英汉综合大词典》
n.调皮捣蛋的孩子( brat的名词复数 )
- I've been waiting to get my hands on you brats. 我等着干你们这些小毛头已经很久了。 来自电影对白
- The charming family had turned into a parcel of brats. 那个可爱的家庭一下子变成了一窝臭小子。 来自互联网
n.坏事；恶习；[pl.]台钳，老虎钳；adj.副的
- He guarded himself against vice.他避免染上坏习惯。
- They are sunk in the depth of vice.他们堕入了罪恶的深渊。
命定的
- The court doomed the accused to a long term of imprisonment. 法庭判处被告长期监禁。
- A country ruled by an iron hand is doomed to suffer. 被铁腕人物统治的国家定会遭受不幸的。
ad.不停地
- The machines roar incessantly during the hours of daylight. 机器在白天隆隆地响个不停。
- It rained incessantly for the whole two weeks. 雨不间断地下了整整两个星期。
vi.(为小事)吵嘴，争吵
- The two children used to bicker about who should do the washing-up.这两个小孩子过去常为该由谁洗餐具一事而争吵。
- They always bicker when they meet at school.在学校见面时他们总是争吵。
偏离的
- The ball deflected off Reid's body into the goal. 球打在里德身上反弹进球门。
- Most of its particles are deflected. 此物质的料子大多是偏斜的。
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