时间:2019-02-06 作者:英语课 分类:实用英语


英语课
不应有的幽默

"Note: Keep this resume on top of the stack. Use all others to heat your house."


"Assisted in daily preparation of large quantities of consumable items in a fast-paced setting."


(Translation: Short-order cook.)


"But wait...there's more. You get all this business knowledge plus a grasp of marketing 1 that is second nature."


"I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse."


"My fortune cookie said, 'Your next interview will result in a job'-and I like your company in particular."


"Title: Another resume from the 'Profiles in Excellence 2' series."


"Also Known As: Mr. Productivity, Mr. Clever, Mr.Fix-it."


"Trustworthy references available upon request-if I give them a few bucks 3."


"Let's meet so you can 'ooh' and 'ahh' over my experience."







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marketing
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n.行销,在市场的买卖,买东西


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They are developing marketing network.他们正在发展销售网络。
He often goes marketing.他经常去市场做生意。












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excellence
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n.优秀,杰出,(pl.)优点,美德


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His art has reached a high degree of excellence.他的艺术已达到炉火纯青的地步。
My performance is far below excellence.我的表演离优秀还差得远呢。












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bucks
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n.雄鹿( buck的名词复数 );钱;(英国十九世纪初的)花花公子;(用于某些表达方式)责任v.(马等)猛然弓背跃起( buck的第三人称单数 );抵制;猛然震荡;马等尥起后蹄跳跃


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They cost ten bucks. 这些值十元钱。
They are hunting for bucks. 他们正在猎雄兔。 来自《简明英汉词典》













n.行销,在市场的买卖,买东西
  • They are developing marketing network.他们正在发展销售网络。
  • He often goes marketing.他经常去市场做生意。
n.优秀,杰出,(pl.)优点,美德
  • His art has reached a high degree of excellence.他的艺术已达到炉火纯青的地步。
  • My performance is far below excellence.我的表演离优秀还差得远呢。
n.雄鹿( buck的名词复数 );钱;(英国十九世纪初的)花花公子;(用于某些表达方式)责任v.(马等)猛然弓背跃起( buck的第三人称单数 );抵制;猛然震荡;马等尥起后蹄跳跃
  • They cost ten bucks. 这些值十元钱。
  • They are hunting for bucks. 他们正在猎雄兔。 来自《简明英汉词典》
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