艾伦脱口秀02 超级精彩的夏天

 　　Happy season 11 everybody!A good number. This is our first show of our brand new season and I have a promise for you right now,right up from I'm gonna say it. This season I'm gonna work it while I twerk it. Oh,did you have a good summer,everybody?

　　热烈庆祝第十一季开播 真是个好数字 今天是我们新季开播第一天 当着大家的面 我郑重承诺 这一季我会边扭边主持 大家假期过得不错吧
　　Good summer? Yeah? Great. What did you do? All right. my turn. I have a great summer. i had a wonderful summer.
　　很棒的假期 好的 你们都干了什么 好了 该我说了 我这个夏天过的超级精彩 非常棒的假期
　　I'm really happy to be back though, but I got a ... I got a little bit of sun, I relaxed. I read a lot of sangria recipes 1. And I went to two different weddings which are always beautiful.
　　我当然是很高兴能重新站在这 但是这个假期里 我沐浴阳光 放松身心 还看了好几种sangria的调法 我还参加了两场婚礼 婚礼总是那么美好
　　I love weddings. My brother got married. My brother vance got married and this is ...him. With his beautiful bride.
　　我很喜欢婚礼 我哥哥结婚了 我哥哥vance结婚了 这就是...他 和他的漂亮新娘
　　And it was surprise for everybody because they have been together for a long long time,like I don't know, ten,twelve years something like that, a long time.
　　但所有人都很吃惊 因为他俩已经在一起很久了 大概有个10年，12年的样子 很长时间了
　　So...I forget her name,but she is a lovely woman,start with an R or Q.
　　我记不住她的名字 但她是个可爱的姑娘 名字开头字母是R还是Q的
　　But she's so sweet. she's uh...No,it's joanna and I love Joanna. So she's my sister-in-law.And that was beautiful. I'm so happy for him.
　　但她真的超可爱的 她... 开玩笑啦 她叫joanna 我很喜欢她 她是我的嫂子 婚礼很美 我很为我哥哥高兴
　　And it was fantastic and we danced for hours all night long. This is a photo brought of Portia and i dancing,and this is...I know...I know...I have to photo crop her. I don't know who...I don't know who she is.
　　更让人开心的是我们跳了一晚上舞 这张照片上是我和Portia在跳舞 还有这是 我懂的 我懂的 我得想办法把她p掉 我不知道...我不知道她是谁啊
　　But it looks romantic,we are actually going "Do I have broccoli 2 in my teeth?" "No. do you have bro..." We are looking for broccoli.
　　虽然看起来很浪漫 其实我们是在说“我牙上有菜叶子吗” “没有 你有...”其实我们是在看有没有菜叶子
　　So that's my brother's wedding. And then we went to my friend ,Jimmy Kimmel got married,so we went to Jimmy's wedding. They got married the same place my brother got married.
　　那是我哥哥的婚礼 接下里是我的好友jimmy kimmel 他也结婚了 所以我们就去参加他的婚礼 他和我哥哥是在同一个地方举行婚礼
　　They got married at the Ojai Valley Inn 3. And that's Molly of course.It's beautifu place,Ojai. Let's...pan 4 out if we can. I will show you how pretty it is.Oh,there she's again. How did she get both weddings? That's crazy.
　　都是在Ojai Valley大酒店 这就是Molly Ojai非常漂亮 能不能缩小一下 给你们看下有多好看 怎么又是她 怎么两场婚礼都有她 这不科学啊
　　We had a great time at the wedding as well.We hung out with our friends Jen and Justin. Now,nobody was impressed that was our table card.
　　那场婚礼上我们也玩得很开心 Jen 和Justin也在 当时就没人注意 那个是我们名卡
　　I pulled it out of jen's ear and no one was...is impressed that I thought they would have been.
　　我是从jen的耳后变出来的 都没人关注 我还以为会有很多人注意到呢
　　I went to the hamptons,and I had fun at the hamptons.I did some dancing and some singsing.
　　我还去了汉普顿 在那也很开心 又唱歌又跳舞
　　Here I am with Jamie Foxx and Pharrell right there.yead. that's me in the middle.
　　这张是我和jamie foxx 和pharrell 对的 中间那个是我
　　And...we were singsing Pharrell's hit song 'get lucky'.
　　我们正唱着pharrell的热歌《get lucky》
　　And they were all up all night to get lucky.I went to bed on eight thirty.so..and I also...it was a star-studded summer.
　　他们疯了一晚就为了“求好运” 但我八点半就睡了 反正这是个群星璀璨的夏天
　　I hung out with Oprah because i moved into a neighbourhood. I'm right down the street from where oprah lives.
　　我最近搬到了oprah附近 所以总跟她混在一起 她住街头 我住街尾
　　And she knew that I was in neighbourhood so...she was so nice.she brought over a beautiful basket of like fruits and vegetables from her garden,and that's her bring a...
　　她也知道我搬过去了 所以她 她人超好 所以她就给我送了个蔬果篮 说是自家院子里种的 这就是她送...
　　and I don't wanna say anything bad about oprah，but when I empty the basket,I found a trader 5 joe's receipt 6 at the bottom,so, I was like"oh,i wanna see the garden."
　　其实我不想说oprah的坏话啦 但是当我把东西都拿出来了 篮子底赫然一张trader joe's的小票 所以我就说“我去你的果园看看吧”
　　she goes,"not today." I don't think she has a garden.
　　她却说“今天不对外开放” 我才不相信她有果园呢
　　It's great to be friends with the oprah neighbours, with oprah.
　　当然还是很高兴和oprah以及邻居们做朋友的
　　It's wonderful. one day she came over,she did my hair whcih was really sweet ever since.So thank you for that.
　　很幸福的一件事啊 有一天她过来 帮我做了曾经很流行的头发 太谢谢了