听说常化妆的人才懂这19个词汇 你get了么

 　　1. Naked

　　1、裸色系
　　What everyone else thinks it means: Not wearing any clothes.
　　别人认为它的意思是：一丝不挂。
　　What it really means: The palette you're willing to spend your rent on.
　　实际上的意思是：你愿意花上房租钱买的眼影盘。
　　2. Crease 1
　　2、眼影妆
　　What everyone else thinks it means: A fold pressed into your pants by the dry cleaner.
　　别人认为它的意思是：干洗店员工弄到你裤子上的折痕。
　　What it really means: Where you apply your darkest eyeshadow for a true "Bitch, I'm fabulous 2" look.
　　实际上的意思是：你用颜色最深的眼影打造的一副“小婊砸，我可美着呢”的腹黑妆。
　　3. Waterline
　　3、水线
　　What everyone else thinks it means: A pipe that carries water.
　　别人认为它的意思是：输水的管道。
　　What it really means: The fleshy pink area lining 3 your eyelids 4, and the most dangerous place to put that $20 Smashbox liner you just spent your Sephora reward on.
　　实际上的意思是：眼睑处画眼线的肉粉色区域，是你用丝芙兰奖励买下的二十美元Smashbox牌眼线笔化眼妆时最危险的部位。
　　4. Highlighter
　　4、提亮笔
　　What everyone else thinks it means: A writing utensil 5 used for marking important passages of text.
　　别人认为它的意思是：用来标识出重要文章段落的写作工具。
　　What it really means: A magical sparkly elixir 7 applied 8 to the lips, nose, and cheekbones that makes you look like you… if you were half unicorn 9.
　　实际上的意思是：一支用来画嘴唇、鼻子和颧骨的神奇彩妆，让你看起来是你……仿佛你有独角兽的血统。
　　5. Shade
　　5、色系
　　What everyone else thinks it means: Blatant 10 and also sometimes, somehow, simultaneously 11 low key rudeness to another person.
　　别人认为它的意思是：公然的、有时可能对别人来说比较隐晦的粗暴行为。
　　What it really means: The almost imperceptibly slight difference between the 600 lipsticks 12 in my drawer.
　　实际上的意思是：在我的抽屉里颜色差小到可以忽略的600支口红。
　　6. Baking
　　6、定妆
　　What everyone else thinks it means: The process of making cookies, cakes, and pastries 13.
　　别人认为它的意思是：做饼干、蛋糕、或点心的过程。
　　What it really means: The process of letting makeup 14 settle on one’s face for an extended period of time, making fine lines into skin that would make a baby's ass 6 jealous.
　　实际上的意思是：脸部定妆的过程（时间超长），使皮肤呈现出优美的线条，其效果让婴儿的嫩屁屁也相形见绌。
　　7. Strobe
　　7、提亮
　　What everyone else thinks it means: A blinky light that makes EDM fans happy.
　　别人认为它的意思是：让电子舞曲迷们嗨起来的闪光灯。
　　What it really means: The process of highlighting one’s whole damn face that makes lazy former contourers happy.
　　实际上的意思是：提亮肤色的过程，能让先前慵懒的脸色变得富有生机活力。
　　8. Thread
　　8、挑眉线
　　What everyone else thinks it means: The strings 15 of fibers 16 that hold your clothes together.
　　别人认为它的意思是：将衣服连接为一个整体的纤维线绳。
　　What it really means: The strings of fibers that keep your brows apart.
　　实际上的意思是：挑眉毛的线绳。
　　9. Roots
　　9、发根
　　What everyone else thinks it means: The veiny 17 system that anchors a tree or other plant into the ground.
　　别人认为它的意思是：将树或是其他植物固定在地面的纹理系统。
　　What it really means: The parts of your hair most disrespectful of the three months and $900 it took you to get that perfect cotton candy color.
　　实际上的意思是：你花了900美元才做出的那种完美的棉花糖颜色，但三个月后，你的头发乱成一团糟的部分。
　　10. MAC
　　10、魅可彩妆
　　What everyone else thinks it means: A computer or other device manufactured by Apple.
　　别人认为它的意思是：苹果生产的电脑或是其他设备。
　　What it really means: The holiest of all makeup brands. Also sometimes referred to as "the gates of Heaven."
　　实际上的意思是：化妆品牌中的战斗机。有时可比作是“天堂之门”。
　　11. Red
　　11、红色系
　　What everyone else thinks it means: A warm, intense color often associated with fire engines and cherries.
　　别人认为它的意思是：通常会让人联想到消防车和樱桃的一种温暖的、强烈的颜色。
　　What it really means: Ruby 18 Woo, Film Noir, Cardinal 19, Dangerous, and Diva (and those are just the ones I tried before leaving the house today).
　　实际上的意思是：Ruby Woo、Film Noir、Cardinal、 Dangerous、Diva（而这些只是当天我离开屋子之前试过的口红而已。）
　　12. Blush
　　12、腮红
　　What everyone else thinks it means: The natural flush of pinkness that comes over a person’s cheeks when they’re embarrassed.
　　别人认为它的意思是：人们感到尴尬时脸颊上呈现出的红晕。
　　What it really means: $30 less in my savings 20 account.
　　实际上的意思是：我的储蓄帐户上少了30美元。
　　13. Bed
　　13、甲床
　　What everyone else thinks it means: The soft, cozy 21 place you lay your perfectly 22 coiffed head at night.
　　别人认为它的意思是：晚上你将做了头发的脑袋躺在上面的柔软又舒适的地方。
　　What it really means: The layer of dermis 23 most likely to get exposed in a door slamming incident when your manicure is most thoroughly 24 lit.
　　实际上的意思是：最有可能被门夹到的皮肤层，而你做的美甲也会毁于一旦。
　　14. Kohls
　　14、眼妆
　　What everyone else thinks it means: The department store where you go to spend your hard-earned Kohl's cash.
　　别人认为它的意思是：你用来消费辛苦攒来的购物券的购物商场。
　　What it really means: Creamy, heavily pigmented, luxurious 25 liners that make you look like Cleo-fucking-patra.
　　实际上的意思是：让你看起来贼高大上的各种防水的、哑光的或是贼贵的眼线笔。
　　15. Swatch
　　15、试色
　　What everyone else thinks it means: An affordable 26 Swiss wristwatch brand.
　　别人认为它的意思是：一款买得起的瑞士手表品牌。
　　What it really means: The 374 very slightly varied 27 shades of pink all over your hand right now.
　　实际上的意思是：覆在你手上的374种颜色差很小的粉红色。
　　16. Diffuse 28
　　16、蓬松定型
　　What everyone else thinks it means: To spread something out over a large area.
　　别人认为它的意思是：将某物扩散到一片比较大的区域。
　　What it really means: To use a tool that detangles and defines your curls, so that you don't feel the need to cut them all off, spreading them over a large area of the salon 29 floor.
　　实际上的意思是：使用一种能让你的头发变卷并定型的工具，那样你就不会觉得有必要把这部分头发全部剪掉，也不会弄得理发店地板上全都是头发。
　　17. Benefit
　　17、福利
　　What everyone else thinks it means: A perk 30 from your job in addition to your salary, e.g. medical coverage 31 or a 401(k).
　　别人认为它的意思是：工作薪水之外的福利，例如医疗保险或是参加401（K）养老计划。
　　What it really means: Where you spend all that money you should be investing in your 401(k).
　　实际上的意思是：你把应该投资在401（K）养老计划上的所有钱都花在了别的地方。
　　18. Primer
　　18、底妆
　　What everyone else thinks it means: The sticky substance used to prepare walls before painting.
　　别人认为它的意思是：在刷墙之前用来做准备的粘稠物。
　　What it really means: Okay, so basically that, except by "walls", I mean "your face".
　　实际上的意思是：好吧，基本上是那样，除了我说的“墙（walls）”指的是“你的脸”。
　　19. Wings
　　19、挑线
　　What everyone else thinks it means: The most delicious item on the sampler platter (tied with potato skins and mozzarella sticks).
　　别人认为它的意思是：拼盘上最好吃的东西（用土豆皮包裹的芝士条）。
　　What it really means: The line of makeup extending from the outer corner of your eye, two of which you will probably never get to match.
　　实际上的意思是：眼睛外眼角延伸出来的眼线，你可能永远都无法将（左右眼的）这两条线化得对称。