时间:2019-01-16 作者:英语课 分类:2017年NPR美国国家公共电台3月


英语课

 


KELLY MCEVERS, HOST:


Comedian 1 Iliza Shlesinger has a lot to say about what it's like to be a lady these days and what things could have been like in the past.


(SOUNDBITE OF TV SHOW, "CONFIRMED KILLS")


ILIZA SHLESINGER: Do you think for a second that if women were physically 2 stronger than men, we would have waited for the right to vote?


(SOUNDBITE OF CHEERING)


MCEVERS: This is from her Netflix special, "Confirmed Kills."


(SOUNDBITE OF TV SHOW, "CONFIRMED KILLS")


SHLESINGER: It's 1910. Some jacked up housewife is just put weight in her garage. She got a shaker of horse testosterone and creatine. Her little husband comes in. He's like, you're not voting. She'd be like, out of the way, Jedediah.


MCEVERS: Shlesinger's comedy is topical and physical. She contorts. She snorts. She stalks the stage, and she becomes the characters in her own jokes.


(SOUNDBITE OF TV SHOW, "CONFIRMED KILLS")


SHLESINGER: Momma's (ph) going to the polls.


(LAUGHTER)


MCEVERS: Shlesinger is 34. She grew up in Dallas. She studied film in college. And nine years ago, she was the first woman to win NBC's competitive reality show "Last Comic Standing 3." Now she's on tour. She stopped by NPR West before a show here in LA. And Iliza Shlesinger doesn't love the label female comic. She says she competes with men all the time. But - OK, fine - if you want to compare her act to other female stand-ups, there's a difference. While she does riff on being a woman, she doesn't make a lot of jokes about sex.


SHLESINGER: Me on stage is an extension of who I am in real life. Like, what you see onstage is what you're getting. Obviously, it's an exacerbated 4 version, but in general, I'm not the girl who walks around yelling things like [expletive] power.


MCEVERS: (Laughter).


SHLESINGER: And I'm not brash. And I think people with lack of a better vocabulary will say things like, oh, you're raunchy. I'm like, am I raunchy because I've pointed 5 out something that makes you uncomfortable, and I was honest? Or am I raunchy because you don't know other words? It's probably a longer road because I am not naturally dirty, and I don't own my sexuality in the way that other comedians 6 might choose to make public. But I think at the end of the day, you have to go to bed knowing that you did it your way.


MCEVERS: The character that so many people identify with and love is the party goblin.


(SOUNDBITE OF TV SHOW, "CONFIRMED KILLS")


SHLESINGER: She sleeps in the back of your brain. And she waits...


(SOUNDBITE OF SNORTING)


SHLESINGER: ...On a pile of rags...


(SOUNDBITE OF SNORTING)


SHLESINGER: ...And regrets...


(SOUNDBITE OF SNORTING)


SHLESINGER: ...And old Tiger Beat magazines. She waits for the perfect opportunity.


MCEVERS: Tell us who the party goblin is and, like, how she happened.


SHLESINGER: She's basically the creature that comes out when you don't expect it and is responsible for any crazy night you've had. The thing is she doesn't come out when you're like, it's my birthday. Let's go out. She might, but she comes out on the night where you're like, I'll just have one drink, and then you're like, oh, my God, I woke up in Tijuana.


MCEVERS: (Laughter).


SHLESINGER: Like, that's - she's the one. And when you wake up, and you're like - I did what with who? - she's the one sitting, like, right next to you, urging you - like, eat that sandwich out of the garbage. It's good for you. Text your ex-boyfriend that you love him, then turn your phone off. Like, she's the one with all these horrible ideas. And she is, if you looked at her, the worse version of you during your worst night. For me, she has like one Ugg boot, one wedge.


MCEVERS: (Laughter).


SHLESINGER: She's got like a bad hair clip-in extension, and she's, you know, probably me when I was, like, in my 20s. So everybody looks different, but everybody has one.


MCEVERS: You - I mean, so many of your jokes are about being a woman. Of course, that's what you know. That's what half of the population knows, but you talk about serious stuff. You talk about sexual harassment 7. You talk about body image. I don't know. It's like - are you using the serious stuff to get a laugh? Or are using the laughs to kind of get to more serious stuff?


SHLESINGER: It's that - it's the idea of everybody has an agenda, and everybody has a perspective. And I'm speaking to the people who need comfort, but I'm also speaking to people who might not understand this message on its own. And getting up on stage and ranting 8, first of all, has to be funny, but you can cloak intelligence and - I'm using agenda softly - you can shroud 9 it in comedy, and it's more digestible.


(SOUNDBITE OF TV SHOW, "CONFIRMED KILLS")


SHLESINGER: Every girl in here knows what it's like. A guy yells something disgusting at you and because you're strong you yell back - right? - [expletive] off, immediately followed by - what if he kills me? Like, there's that moment...


(LAUGHTER)


SHLESINGER: ...Hoping to God that your bark was big enough that you don't have to take a lady bite.


Of course, the laughs come first, but the message - once I've gotten you laughing, I want to get you thinking. And there are so many men that are allowed to get up there and be - Joe Rogan and Bill Burr. There are so many smart comics that are get allowed to get up there and give their social commentary. And for some reason, women haven't either stepped up to that as stand-up comedians. Some of them have, for sure, but en masse, not really. I just wanted to stand up for the girls who felt that no one was standing up for them, and I wanted to say what people were thinking. And I wanted girls to feel a little less alone.


Take a man and a woman shopping. Nothing will fit because fashion is the enemy, for sure. But nothing will fit the woman, and it's for negative reasons. And nothing will fit the guy, and it's for positive reasons. Take the woman shopping. Nothing fits. My arms are fat. My thighs 10 are big. I hate my body. Take the guy shopping - an average man of average build - 5'10", 170. No, I can't buy off-the-rack 'cause my shoulders are so abnormally broad. I'm tall. For my height, my waist tapers 11 is such an Adonis-like angle.


MCEVERS: Iliza Shlesinger, thank you so much.


SHLESINGER: Thank you.


MCEVERS: Iliza Shlesinger's latest comedy special is called "Confirmed Kills." It's on Netflix, and she is currently on tour.



n.喜剧演员;滑稽演员
  • The comedian tickled the crowd with his jokes.喜剧演员的笑话把人们逗乐了。
  • The comedian enjoyed great popularity during the 30's.那位喜剧演员在三十年代非常走红。
adj.物质上,体格上,身体上,按自然规律
  • He was out of sorts physically,as well as disordered mentally.他浑身不舒服,心绪也很乱。
  • Every time I think about it I feel physically sick.一想起那件事我就感到极恶心。
n.持续,地位;adj.永久的,不动的,直立的,不流动的
  • After the earthquake only a few houses were left standing.地震过后只有几幢房屋还立着。
  • They're standing out against any change in the law.他们坚决反对对法律做任何修改。
v.使恶化,使加重( exacerbate的过去式和过去分词 )
  • The symptoms may be exacerbated by certain drugs. 这些症状可能会因为某些药物而加重。
  • The drugs they gave her only exacerbated the pain. 他们给她吃的药只是加重了她的痛楚。 来自《简明英汉词典》
adj.尖的,直截了当的
  • He gave me a very sharp pointed pencil.他给我一支削得非常尖的铅笔。
  • She wished to show Mrs.John Dashwood by this pointed invitation to her brother.她想通过对达茨伍德夫人提出直截了当的邀请向她的哥哥表示出来。
n.喜剧演员,丑角( comedian的名词复数 )
  • The voice was rich, lordly, Harvardish, like all the boring radio comedians'imitations. 声音浑厚、威严,俨然是哈佛出身的气派,就跟无线电里所有的滑稽演员叫人已经听腻的模仿完全一样。 来自辞典例句
  • He distracted them by joking and imitating movie and radio comedians. 他用开玩笑的方法或者模仿电影及广播中的滑稽演员来对付他们。 来自辞典例句
n.骚扰,扰乱,烦恼,烦乱
  • She often got telephone harassment at night these days.这些天她经常在夜晚受到电话骚扰。
  • The company prohibits any form of harassment.公司禁止任何形式的骚扰行为。
v.夸夸其谈( rant的现在分词 );大叫大嚷地以…说教;气愤地)大叫大嚷;不停地大声抱怨
  • Mrs. Sakagawa stopped her ranting. 坂川太太戛然中断悲声。 来自辞典例句
  • He was ranting about the murder of his dad. 他大叫她就是杀死他父亲的凶手。 来自电影对白
n.裹尸布,寿衣;罩,幕;vt.覆盖,隐藏
  • His past was enveloped in a shroud of mystery.他的过去被裹上一层神秘色彩。
  • How can I do under shroud of a dark sky?在黑暗的天空的笼罩下,我该怎么做呢?
n.股,大腿( thigh的名词复数 );食用的鸡(等的)腿
  • He's gone to London for skin grafts on his thighs. 他去伦敦做大腿植皮手术了。 来自《简明英汉词典》
  • The water came up to the fisherman's thighs. 水没到了渔夫的大腿。 来自《简明英汉词典》
(长形物体的)逐渐变窄( taper的名词复数 ); 微弱的光; 极细的蜡烛
  • The pencil tapers to a sharp point. 铅笔的一段细成笔尖。
  • She put five tapers on the cake. 她在蛋糕上放了五只小蜡烛。
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