2015年“奥斯卡”明星颁奖词爆笑英语语录

 We round up all this year’s key soundbites, as they’re served up at the Dolby Theatre in Hollywood.

好莱坞杜比剧院上演的年度好戏“奥斯卡”和往年一样爆笑不断，我们收集了今年的搞笑颁奖词。
Neil Patrick Harris’s diversity zinger:
尼尔·帕特里克·哈里斯（本届主持人，以下简称“哈里斯”）的反讽主持：
Tonight we celebrate Hollywood’s best and whitest, sorry… brightest.
今天，我们聚在一起庆祝好莱坞最佳最白，哦不，最闪亮的盛典。
Neil Patrick Harris’s Reese Witherspoon joke:
哈里斯调侃瑞茜·威瑟斯彭：
This next presenter 1 is so lovely you could eat her up with a spoon.
下一位颁奖嘉宾是如此可爱，你可以一勺子把她吃掉。
Neil Patrick Harris’s Lego snub joke:
哈里斯调侃乐高爆冷：
[Before introducing the nominees 2 for best animated 3 film] If you’re at the awards party with the guys who made the Lego Movie, now would be a good time to distract them.
[介绍最佳动画电影提名之前]如果你和做乐高电影的人一起来奥斯卡，现在是时候分散他们的注意力了。
Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson:
巨石强森的铁汉柔情：
I remember crying my eyes out when I watched the end of the Lion King.
我记得我看狮子王的时候差点把眼珠哭出来。
Laura Poitras’s Citizenfour acceptance speech:
罗拉·柏翠丝《第四公民》获奖感言：
We don’t stand here alone, it’s possible through the great organisations that support us. The disclosures that Edward Snowden revealed aren’t only a threat to privacy but to democracy, when the most important decisions made affect all of us. Thank you to Edward Snowden. I share this with Glenn Greenwald and other journalists who are exposing truth.
我不是一个人站在这里，还有那些支持我们我们的组织。爱德华·斯诺登披露的事实（美国安全局监控丑闻）不仅是对隐私的侵犯，还是对民主的挑战，重大的决策会影响每一个人。感谢爱德华·斯诺登，我与格林·沃尔德和其他报道真相的记者共享这个荣誉。
Neil Patrick Harris’s Edward Snowden joke:
哈里斯笑称爱德华·斯诺登无法登场：
The subject of Citizenfour, Edward Snowden, could not be here for some treason.
《第四公民》的主角爱德华·斯诺登，因为某些原因，无法来到现场。
Common and John Legend on Selma and Glory:
科曼、约翰·传奇《塞尔玛》最佳金曲获奖感言：
Recently, John and I got to go to Selma and perform it on the same bridge that Martin Luther King walked over. Once a landmark 4 of a divided nation, the spirit of this bridge now for all people regardless of race, gender 5, sexual orientation 6 or social status. This bridge was built on hope and welded with compassion 7. Common
科曼：最近我和约翰有机会在马丁·路德·金曾走过的同一座桥上演唱这首歌。这座桥曾是美国民族分裂的象征，而现在，它代表着我们不分种族、性别、性取向和社会地位的和睦精神。这座桥是由希望铸造、由同情之心焊接。
We wrote this film for events that happened 50 years ago but we say that Selma is now. We live in the most incarcerated 8 country in the world. There are more black men incarcerated today than were in slavery in 1850. John Legend.
约翰·传奇：我们写的电影讲的是50年前的故事，但塞尔玛是指向当下的。我们生活在世界上监禁最厉害的国家，今天被监禁的黑人甚至比1850年的奴隶时期还要多。
Julie Andrews on the Sound of Music and film scores:
朱莉·安德鲁斯（音乐之声女主角）获得最佳电影配乐奖：
I can’t believe 50 years have gone by since that film was released. I blinked and suddenly here I am. We all really felt blessed and as for me; how lucky can a girl get. Great music does more than enhance a film, it cements our memories in the film going experience.
我不敢相信这部电影问世已经50年，我眨了下眼睛，就站在这里了。我们都感到非常幸运，而我，还有比我更幸运的女孩吗？好的音乐不只是点缀电影，它将我们对电影的记忆凝固在时间里。
Graham Moore’s ode to individuality:
格拉汉姆·摩尔致敬个性：
When I was 16 years old I tried to kill myself because I felt different and that I didn’t belong. Now I’m here, and I want this moment to be for that kid who feels weird 9 or different. Stay weird, stay different.
我曾经在16岁时试图自杀，因为我觉得自己不一样，并为此感到恐慌。现在我站在这里，我希望此刻是给那个为个性而羞愧的小孩，保持个性，特立独行。
Eddie Redmayne goes gracious:
“小雀斑”埃迪·雷德梅尼获奖 惊呼好幸运：
I’m fully 10 aware that I am a lucky, lucky man. This Oscar belongs to all of those people around the world battling ALS. It belongs to one exceptional family, and I will be its custodian 11 and I promise you that I will polish him.
我真的发现自己是个非常非常幸运的人，这座小金人属于全世界各地与ALS（肌萎缩侧索硬化症）战斗的人，它属于一个特殊的家庭。我只是它的保管人，我保证会经常给它抛光。
Julianne Moore goes funny:
朱丽安·摩尔搞笑领奖：
I’ve heard it said that winning an Oscar means you live five years longer. If that’s true I want to thank the academy because my husband is younger than me.
我听说领一个小金人回家，可以让你多活五年。如果这是真的，我想要感谢组委会，因为我的丈夫比我年轻。
Alejandro González Iárritu does funny and serious:
亚利桑德罗·冈萨雷斯·伊纳里图既搞笑又严肃：
Maybe next year the government might impose some immigration rules on the academy. Two Mexicans in a row is suspicious. [On Mexican immigrants in the US] I hope they can be treated with respect of the ones who came before and built this incredible immigrant nation.
没准明年政府会对组委会出台什么移民条例：两个墨西哥人一块儿领奖是十分可疑的（讽刺美国的墨西哥移民政策）。我希望那些移民到这里，并创建了这个伟大移民国家的人民可以获得应有的尊重。
Alejandro González Iárritu does bonus backstage funny:
亚利桑德罗后台又搞笑：
Fear is the condom of life. It doesn’t allow you to enjoy things.
恐惧是生活的安全套，它不许你享受。