时间:2019-01-08 作者:英语课 分类:英语美文


英语课

   Do You Know Women


  1.Women never understand why men love toys. Men
  understandt hat they wouldn ’t need toys if women had an〃on/off〃switch.
  女人永远不会明白男人为什么喜欢玩具。男人认为,如果女人有开关,他们就不再需要玩具了。
  2.Women think all beer is the same.
  女人觉得所有品牌的啤酒都是一个味儿。
  3.Women keep three different shampoos in the shower.
  After a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropicalrainforest.
  通常,女人的浴室里总放着3种不同的洗发香波。她们沐浴后,浴室就散发着热带雨林的味道。
  4.Women don’t understand the appeal of sports. Men seek entertainment that allows them to escape reality. Women seek entertainment that reminds them of how horrible 1 things could be.
  女人不能领略体育节目的魅力。男人从那些能让他们逃离现实的东西中寻找娱乐,女人则从那些能提醒她们现实有多糟糕的东西中寻找娱乐。
  5. If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he’ll pack five days worth of clothe 2 s and will wear some things twice;if a woman goes on a seven-day trip she’ll p ack 21 outfits 3 because she doesn’t know what she’ll feel like wearing each day.
  如果一个男人要出门7天,他会带够5天穿的衣服,并且会将一些衣物穿两次。如果一个女人要出门7天,她会带够21天穿的衣服,因为她不知道自己每天喜欢穿什么。
  6.Women brush their hair before bed.
  女人在睡觉前梳头。
  7.Women are paid less than men, except foronefield:Modeling.
  女人的薪水比男人低,只有一个行业例外———模特。
  8.Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the man’sresponsibility.
  女人永远不会犯错。道歉是男人的责任。
  9.Women do not know anything about cars, even if they
  drive car themselves.
  女人对汽车一无所知,即使她们自己开车。
  10.Women have better rest rooms. They get the nice chairs
  and red carpet.
  女人的卫生间很讲究,那里有精致的椅子和红地毯

adj.可怕的,极可憎的,极可厌的
  • This is a horrible monster.这是一个可怕的怪物。
  • That is a horrible accident.那是一次可怕的事故。
vt.供给衣服,给…穿衣
  • We clothe our thoughts in words.我们用语言表达思想。
  • She was on her own with two kids to feed and clothe.她独自一个人要供两个孩子吃穿。
n.全套装备( outfit的名词复数 );一套服装;集体;组织v.装备,配置设备,供给服装( outfit的第三人称单数 )
  • He jobbed out the contract to a number of small outfits. 他把承包工程分包给许多小单位。 来自辞典例句
  • Some cyclists carry repair outfits because they may have a puncture. 有些骑自行车的人带修理工具,因为他们车胎可能小孔。 来自辞典例句
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a bad word
a good laugh
absorption line width
abying
acerosus
ACGB
albumin globumin ration
allyls
ankylorrhinia
anode loop
Archangiopteris
automatic fuel shut-off
battery elevator
biofilters
blumenberg
boiler auxiliaries
by the inspiration of
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carbon monoxide diffusion capacity
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ciliary margin
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cross tube boiler
Davalia bullata mariesii
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debt pooler
degassing mold
deh-e pashang
destructedness
diplopagus
domesticant
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due in finished stock
electrode-type liquid-level meter
Emilia prenanthoidea
eucarya acuminatas
fight-lac
flom
fluidized-bed apparatus
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gas regulator
gravity-aspirator bit
hirn
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irksomest
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korector
leukoreduction
leveed bank
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mercury distant reading thermometer
Methyl-3-phenylcoumarin
minimum under clearance
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monopolar coagulation
Mr Hyde
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muddle about
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reclon
reeled off
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rounded wing
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teodato
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undeniably
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water sealed gas meter
what is your name
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