A: Hey Jack. What's going on? B: Hey Matt. I'm going to ask Martha to marry me? A: Really? When did you decide this? B: I always knew she was the one, but I decided to pop the big question about 2 weeks ago. I'm just debating on how to do it. A: That
A: You see that chick over there? B: The one in the red shirt? A: Yeah. Isn't she hot? B: She's alright. A: Just alright?!? She's hot! B: Why don't you go talk to her? A: You think she's out of my league? B: Hell no! You're just a chicken that's all.
A: Can you believe her? She is not even a hundred pounds and she is going off on how she wants to go on a diet. B: Tell me about it. If I was as small as her, I wouldn't think about going on a diet. A: Me too. But what are we going to do? I have been
A: Hi Barbara. Have you lost weight? B: Hi Julie. Yeah. I've been on a diet for a couple of months now. A: Wow. You look great. B: Thanks for noticing. A: What type of diet were you on? B: I joined a health club and my trainer gave me tips on eating.
A: Ahhchooo! B: You've been sneezing a lot lately. Are you sick or something? A: No. Every spring time around April, I'm stricken with allergies. B: I never have seasonal allergies. A: Consider yourself lucky. B: What are all the symptoms? A: Well, a
A: Did your wife give birth yet? B: Yeah. She's a healthy beautiful girl. A: Congratulations. How is your wife doing? B: She is tired, but getting a lot of rest now. A: That's good to hear. B: I'm just glad there were no complications. A: If your wif
A: Do you drink much? B: Depending on what you consider a lot. A: How frequently do you drink? B: Couple times a week. How about you? A: Only when I go out. I'm not a big drinker. B: How much can you drink? A: I usually only have 2 beers. B: You're a
A: Hey Bobby. What's going on? B: Just taking a smoke break. A: I forgot my cigarette today. Do you have another one? B: Sure. Here you go. A: Thanks. B: I didn't know you smoked. A: Really? I've been smoking for over a year now. B: Oh. You're new to
A: Did you already take the history exam? B: Yeah. It was hard. When do you take it? A: I take it tomorrow morning. There is so much material, that I don't know what to emphasize on. What types of questions did you get? B: Mostly on the civil war. Yo
A: Hi Mark. B: Oh, hi Stacy. A: How was your summer vacation? B: I worked over the summer at a restaurant. Have to make tuition money right? What did you do? A: I took summer school. I withdrew from two of my classes last year so I wanted to make the
A: Where is your dressing room? B: Right over there. Person A comes out of the dressing room B: How did you like the sweater? A: I loved it. I'll take it. B: Great. I can ring you up over here. It comes to $87.04. A: Here you go? B: Do you have a cre
A: Hey Jane. How are you doing? B: Hi Jack. I'm doing great. A: I hope you haven't been waiting too long. B: No. I just got here a few minutes ago. A: Do you know if smoking is allowed here? B: I think this is a no-smoking place. Do you want to go so
A: I'm calling about the available room. Is it still available? B: Yes it is. Do you know where we're located? A: Yeah. I drove by this morning and I liked the location. What's the rent? B: It's $850 a month. So you would pay $425 a month plus half o
A: You're Jason right? B: Yeah. Tom right? A: Yeah. What's going on? B: Not much. Just hanging out. A bunch of guys are playing a game for shots. A: You're not playing? B: I had enough to drink already. A: I hear ya. B: You in school or do you work?
A: Hey John. I didn't know you were coming to this school. B: Yeah, what a coincidence. It's good to see you. A: It's been a while hasn't it? B: What have you been up to? A: Not much. Just school and stuff. B: Where are you going now? A: I'm going to
A: What are you watching? B: A football game. Packers are playing the Chiefs. A: I never understood this game. B: It's not that hard. If you watch a couple of games, you'll start to understand it. A: Do you watch a lot of football? B: I like the Pack
A: Do you know when basketball season starts? B: It starts in October. How come? A: I like to keep up with the Lakers. B: You keep up with baseball at all? A: Just a little. Not as much as basketball. B: Who is your favorite player? A: Probably Kobe
A: Yo Matt. How goes it man? B: Pretty good. What have you been up to? A: You know that chick in psychology class? B: Yeah. You only talk about her every other day. A: I can't get her out of my mind. She is damn fine. B: Why don't you go talk to her
A: Hey Stephanie. Guess what? B: What? A: Robert asked me to marry him. We're getting married. B: Congratulations. I'm so happy for you. So when is the big day? A: We haven't set the date exactly, but it looks like it will be sometime in July. B: How
A: Wow Billy. Looks like you lost a lot of weight. I could hardly recognize you. B: Thanks. I've been on a diet for about 6 months. I'm going to ask Rachel to marry me soon and I want to be mentally and physically healthy. A: What does being overweig