【小龟乐游记】奇异人生（13）
时间：2018-12-28 作者：英语课 分类：小龟乐游记英语短文
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Victoria: What's up, Kate?
Kate: School.
Taylor: That's it?
Victoria: That video of you clubbing didn't look like homework...
Kate: Victoria, that wasn't me...
Taylor: Oh my God. Right.
Victoria: Don't be shy. I think it's awesome 1 you set a tongue record on video...
Kate: ______(1)______.
Victoria: Oh boo hoo, I'm sorry you're a viral slut. I'm sure she had fun.
Taylor: Looks like it.
Victoria: I know Nathan hooked her up. And you know he has the good shit.
Taylor: Preach it, sista.
Victoria: Yuck. I still have goddamn paint all over my face. Good thing my faithful minions 2 took their sweet time bringing me a towel...
Taylor: We ran all the way-
Victoria: Give it a rest, Taylor. Now I know if I'm in an accident I won't rely on you or Courtney for help. You can hang out with Kate... or Max.
Taylor: She's a weirdo with that dumb camera.
Victoria: I hate that "I'm so quirky" crap. Anyway. Let's leave the _(2)_ to Kate's video so everybody gets a chance to see her in action...
Taylor: You are such an evil beeatch, I love it!
Victoria: What's up, Kate?
Kate: School.
Taylor: That's it?
Victoria: That video of you clubbing didn't look like homework...
Kate: Victoria, that wasn't me...
Taylor: Oh my God. Right.
Victoria: Don't be shy. I think it's awesome 1 you set a tongue record on video...
Kate: ______(1)______.
Victoria: Oh boo hoo, I'm sorry you're a viral slut. I'm sure she had fun.
Taylor: Looks like it.
Victoria: I know Nathan hooked her up. And you know he has the good shit.
Taylor: Preach it, sista.
Victoria: Yuck. I still have goddamn paint all over my face. Good thing my faithful minions 2 took their sweet time bringing me a towel...
Taylor: We ran all the way-
Victoria: Give it a rest, Taylor. Now I know if I'm in an accident I won't rely on you or Courtney for help. You can hang out with Kate... or Max.
Taylor: She's a weirdo with that dumb camera.
Victoria: I hate that "I'm so quirky" crap. Anyway. Let's leave the _(2)_ to Kate's video so everybody gets a chance to see her in action...
Taylor: You are such an evil beeatch, I love it!