【小龟乐游记】奇异人生（8）
时间：2018-12-28 作者：英语课 分类：小龟乐游记英语短文
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Max: Man, Nathan Prescott is messed up. And dangerous... This day never ends...
Chole: "Oh, and thanks, Chloe!" After five years you're still Max Caulfield. Don't give me the guilty face. At least pretend you're ___(1)___.
Max: I am seriously glad to see you. Oh, and thanks, Chloe. It makes perfect sense I'd see you today.
Chloe: Yes, it's been that kind of day. So what did that freak want with you?
Max: I have no idea. I know he's a Prescott.
Chloe: And an asshole. Your friend really stood up for you...
Max: Warren? Yeah, I owe him big time.
Chloe: You're not the only one in debt, and you're already causing trouble.
Max: I thought it would be quiet here. Feels so weird 1 to be back.
Chloe: So I guess Seattle sucked hard?
Max: I guess. It was cool but... I felt kinda lonely, __(2)__.
Chloe: I would think you'd fit right in with the art school hipsters...
Max: Right. You look like the cover of Hipster Girl dot com.
Chloe: At least you're still a smartass.
Max: That's why I'm here.
Chloe: Please, girl. You came back for Blackwell Academy 2.
Max: Of course. It's one of the best photography programs in the country... and my favorite teacher, Mark Jefferson.
Chloe: So you came back to Arcadia for a teacher... not your best friend.
Max: Don't you think I'm happy to see you?
Chloe: No. You were happy to wait five years without a call, or even a _(3)_.
Max: I'm sorry. I know things were tough on you when I left.
Chloe: How do you know? You weren't even here.
Max: I didn't order my parents to move specifically 3 to fuck you over, Chloe.
Chloe: You've been at Blackwell for almost a month without letting me know. 'Nuff said.
Max: I just want to settle in first and not be such a shy cliche 4 geek. I totally would have contacted you...
Chloe: I bet 5 you don't use these sad excuses on Mr. Jefferson... Don't use them on me, Max.
Max: Broken.Oh man, are you cereal 6?
Chloe: Wow, haven't heard that one in a while...
Max: Not everything changes. Except my camera has officially taken a shit.
Chloe: My step-douche has a boatload of tools. Maybe you can fix it in my place...
Max: I need very specific tiny tools.
Chloe: Nerd ! My stepdad has a fully 7 stocked 8 _(4)_. And he actually is a tiny tool. Welcome home, Max.
Max: Man, Nathan Prescott is messed up. And dangerous... This day never ends...
Chole: "Oh, and thanks, Chloe!" After five years you're still Max Caulfield. Don't give me the guilty face. At least pretend you're ___(1)___.
Max: I am seriously glad to see you. Oh, and thanks, Chloe. It makes perfect sense I'd see you today.
Chloe: Yes, it's been that kind of day. So what did that freak want with you?
Max: I have no idea. I know he's a Prescott.
Chloe: And an asshole. Your friend really stood up for you...
Max: Warren? Yeah, I owe him big time.
Chloe: You're not the only one in debt, and you're already causing trouble.
Max: I thought it would be quiet here. Feels so weird 1 to be back.
Chloe: So I guess Seattle sucked hard?
Max: I guess. It was cool but... I felt kinda lonely, __(2)__.
Chloe: I would think you'd fit right in with the art school hipsters...
Max: Right. You look like the cover of Hipster Girl dot com.
Chloe: At least you're still a smartass.
Max: That's why I'm here.
Chloe: Please, girl. You came back for Blackwell Academy 2.
Max: Of course. It's one of the best photography programs in the country... and my favorite teacher, Mark Jefferson.
Chloe: So you came back to Arcadia for a teacher... not your best friend.
Max: Don't you think I'm happy to see you?
Chloe: No. You were happy to wait five years without a call, or even a _(3)_.
Max: I'm sorry. I know things were tough on you when I left.
Chloe: How do you know? You weren't even here.
Max: I didn't order my parents to move specifically 3 to fuck you over, Chloe.
Chloe: You've been at Blackwell for almost a month without letting me know. 'Nuff said.
Max: I just want to settle in first and not be such a shy cliche 4 geek. I totally would have contacted you...
Chloe: I bet 5 you don't use these sad excuses on Mr. Jefferson... Don't use them on me, Max.
Max: Broken.Oh man, are you cereal 6?
Chloe: Wow, haven't heard that one in a while...
Max: Not everything changes. Except my camera has officially taken a shit.
Chloe: My step-douche has a boatload of tools. Maybe you can fix it in my place...
Max: I need very specific tiny tools.
Chloe: Nerd ! My stepdad has a fully 7 stocked 8 _(4)_. And he actually is a tiny tool. Welcome home, Max.
1 weird
adj.古怪的，离奇的；怪诞的，神秘而可怕的
- From his weird behaviour,he seems a bit of an oddity.从他不寻常的行为看来，他好像有点怪。
- His weird clothes really gas me.他的怪衣裳简直笑死人。
2 academy
n.(高等)专科院校；学术社团，协会，研究院
- This is an academy of music.这是一所音乐专科学院。
- I visited Chinese Academy of Sciences yesterday.我昨天去访问了中国科学院。
3 specifically
adv.明确地，具体地；特别地，特意
- The book was written specifically for children.这本书是特地为儿童编写的。
- I told you specifically not to do that.我明确地告诉你不要那样做。
4 cliche
n./a.陈词滥调(的)；老生常谈(的)；陈腐的
- You should always try to avoid the use of cliche. 你应该尽量避免使用陈词滥调。
- The old cliche is certainly true:the bigger car do mean bigger profits.有句老话倒的确说得不假:车大利大。
5 bet
v.打赌，以(与)...打赌；n.赌注，赌金；打赌
- I bet you can't do this puzzle.我敢说，你解决不了这个难题。
- I offered to bet with him.我提出与他打赌。
6 cereal
n.谷类，五谷，禾谷
- I have hot cereal every day for breakfast.我每天早餐吃热麦片粥。
- Soybeans are handled differently from cereal grains.大豆的加工处理与谷类的加工处理不同。