【小龟乐游记】奇异人生(16)
时间:2018-12-28 作者:英语课 分类:小龟乐游记英语短文
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Max: David talking to Nathan cannot be a good thing. This has something to do with Kate, or Rachel.
Joyce: Here. You'll love this.
Max: I'm drooling like a baby.
Joyce: Still can't believe you're a woman. When I look at pictures of Chloe-- ___(1)___...
Chloe: Mom and Max, together again!
Joyce: And Chloe, looking for a free meal. You've put your whole damn college fund on your tab.
Max: I'm treating Chloe for breakfast.
Joyce: No, you're not. This is my treat to you for coming back to rescue my daughter.
Chloe: Nobody needs to rescue me.
Joyce: Unless you set your room on fire smoking out...
Chloe: Oh God, here it comes. Didn't you and Sgt. Pepper already read me that riot act last night?
Joyce: Call him David if you don't want to be lectured. You only get one damn slice of _(2)_ today.
Max: You guys are still the same...
Chloe: Another reason to blow this town. What is this shit on the jukebox? Now that that's out of the way... Let's talk about your superpower...
Max: I don't have any explanation... And I can't explain why I saw that crazy fucking tornado 1...
Chloe: Come on, that's just a daydream 2. I want proof you can rewind time.
Max: This is all happening so fast...
Chloe: We'll start slow. Right here. Now.
Max: Mhhh... I can tell you every single thing you have in your pockets.
Chloe: You have X-ray vision, dude? I don't even know what's in my pockets. Let me see. Okay Max, _(3)_ me!
Max: Your car keys!
Chloe: Duh, way too easy! I need details! Describe my keychain...
Max: I don't know.
Chloe: You have some kind of power or not. Okay, Psychic 3 Girl, let me show you what's actually in my pockets. That was beyond epic 4 fail. You even made me want to believe you...
Max: So, this is me telling you what's inside your pockets.
Chloe: Okay Max, I'm hella ready.
Max: Your car keys.
Chloe: Duh, way too easy! I need details! Describe my keychain...
Max: A cute robot panda keychain!
Chloe: Not bad, Super Max! You do have that Irish luck, Caufield. What else?
Max: I'm pretty sure you have cigarettes on you.
Chloe: You know I'm a smoker 5. But how many cigarettes?
Max: Seven cigarettes...
Chloe: A superpower that allows you to count cigarettes. Cool! Amazing! Something else in my pockets?
Max: A parking ticket.
Chloe: You know me well. But... what's the exact time I was _(4)_?
Max: 10:34 a.m.
Chloe: Boo yah! Max can tell time! Even a broken clock is right twice a day. Whatevs the hell that means.
Max: Some money.
Chloe: Clearly I'm rich as fuck--how much do I have?
Max: Eighty-six cents...
Chloe: That's right, living large in Arcadia Bay! Amazeballs. I literally 6 just got chills all over my neck. You have powers.
Joyce: Take that crap off the table, Chloe.
Chloe: Sure, Mom.
Joyce: How's the food, Max?
Max: ____(5)____.
Joyce: Very good save.
Max: David talking to Nathan cannot be a good thing. This has something to do with Kate, or Rachel.
Joyce: Here. You'll love this.
Max: I'm drooling like a baby.
Joyce: Still can't believe you're a woman. When I look at pictures of Chloe-- ___(1)___...
Chloe: Mom and Max, together again!
Joyce: And Chloe, looking for a free meal. You've put your whole damn college fund on your tab.
Max: I'm treating Chloe for breakfast.
Joyce: No, you're not. This is my treat to you for coming back to rescue my daughter.
Chloe: Nobody needs to rescue me.
Joyce: Unless you set your room on fire smoking out...
Chloe: Oh God, here it comes. Didn't you and Sgt. Pepper already read me that riot act last night?
Joyce: Call him David if you don't want to be lectured. You only get one damn slice of _(2)_ today.
Max: You guys are still the same...
Chloe: Another reason to blow this town. What is this shit on the jukebox? Now that that's out of the way... Let's talk about your superpower...
Max: I don't have any explanation... And I can't explain why I saw that crazy fucking tornado 1...
Chloe: Come on, that's just a daydream 2. I want proof you can rewind time.
Max: This is all happening so fast...
Chloe: We'll start slow. Right here. Now.
Max: Mhhh... I can tell you every single thing you have in your pockets.
Chloe: You have X-ray vision, dude? I don't even know what's in my pockets. Let me see. Okay Max, _(3)_ me!
Max: Your car keys!
Chloe: Duh, way too easy! I need details! Describe my keychain...
Max: I don't know.
Chloe: You have some kind of power or not. Okay, Psychic 3 Girl, let me show you what's actually in my pockets. That was beyond epic 4 fail. You even made me want to believe you...
Max: So, this is me telling you what's inside your pockets.
Chloe: Okay Max, I'm hella ready.
Max: Your car keys.
Chloe: Duh, way too easy! I need details! Describe my keychain...
Max: A cute robot panda keychain!
Chloe: Not bad, Super Max! You do have that Irish luck, Caufield. What else?
Max: I'm pretty sure you have cigarettes on you.
Chloe: You know I'm a smoker 5. But how many cigarettes?
Max: Seven cigarettes...
Chloe: A superpower that allows you to count cigarettes. Cool! Amazing! Something else in my pockets?
Max: A parking ticket.
Chloe: You know me well. But... what's the exact time I was _(4)_?
Max: 10:34 a.m.
Chloe: Boo yah! Max can tell time! Even a broken clock is right twice a day. Whatevs the hell that means.
Max: Some money.
Chloe: Clearly I'm rich as fuck--how much do I have?
Max: Eighty-six cents...
Chloe: That's right, living large in Arcadia Bay! Amazeballs. I literally 6 just got chills all over my neck. You have powers.
Joyce: Take that crap off the table, Chloe.
Chloe: Sure, Mom.
Joyce: How's the food, Max?
Max: ____(5)____.
Joyce: Very good save.
1 tornado
n.飓风,龙卷风
- A tornado whirled into the town last week.龙卷风上周袭击了这座城市。
- The approaching tornado struck awe in our hearts.正在逼近的龙卷风使我们惊恐万分。
2 daydream
v.做白日梦,幻想
- Boys and girls daydream about what they want to be.孩子们遐想着他们将来要干什么。
- He drifted off into another daydream.他飘飘然又做了一个白日梦。
3 psychic
n.对超自然力敏感的人;adj.有超自然力的
- Some people are said to have psychic powers.据说有些人有通灵的能力。
- She claims to be psychic and to be able to foretell the future.她自称有特异功能,能预知未来。
4 epic
n.史诗,叙事诗;adj.史诗般的,壮丽的
- I gave up my epic and wrote this little tale instead.我放弃了写叙事诗,而写了这个小故事。
- They held a banquet of epic proportions.他们举行了盛大的宴会。