Tell Laura I Love Her
时间:2018-11-29 作者:英语课 分类:英语歌曲第十一辑
TELL LAURA I LOVE HER!
TELL LAURA I NEED HER!
TELL LAURA NOT TO CRY
MY LOVE FOR HER WILL NEVER DIE.
Ladies and gentlemen, I want to tell you,
Oh yes, Laura and I were lovers 1 for a long time ladies and gentlemen
'Til God took her away for a special purpose of his very own.
I must admit I was a bit cheesed off at the time.
I had a special purpose in mind myself.
But there you go.
Oh, sure, we'd lovers tiffs 2 like anybody else.
Like the time, in a moment of weakness, I sunk
and I bought a dirty magazine.
And in that magazine, ladies and gentlemen,
I read about erogenous zones.
In a very sly 3 way, ladies and gentlemen,
I invited Laura over to my place, ostensibly for coffee and cookies.
And we were sitting on the sofa,
and we were necking, ladies and gentlemen, necking.
And I guess I must have touched one of her erogenous zones,
ladies and gentlemen,
Because she kneed me in one of mine.
TELL LAURA I LOVE HER!
TELL LAURA I NEED HER!
TELL LAURA NOT TO CRY
MY LOVE FOR HER
WILL NEVER DIE.
Oh ladies and gentlemen, I can't tell you,
How could I ever forget
that day God took Laura away for a special purpose of his own.
We were downtown shopping for Laura's mum.
She wanted some rubber bedclothes and an inflatable man.
Strange woman Laura's mum.
But anyhow, we were walking hand in hand down Main Street
When a child ran onto the road, ladies and gentlemen.
I said "Oh my God, my nerves 4!" and I covered my eyes
I guess I'm that kind of guy.
But Laura, who was made of stronger stuff 5 than I,
dashed onto the road to save that child.
Ladies and gentlemen, I wanna tell you,
the child made it to the other side
and turned round and said "Eee eu eee-e eh-eu"
but Laura didn't.
She made it to the white line in the centre of the road,
ladies and gentlemen,
when a juggernaut came around the corner sideways and flattened 6 her.
TELL LAURA I LOVE HER!
TELL LAURA I NEED HER!
(I blame myself, I blame myself)
TELL LAURA NOT TO CRY
MY LOVE FOR HER
WILL NEVER DIE.
Oh ladies and gentlemen, how can I tell you,
Some nights I lie awake, awash with sweat 7,
as I hear the exact noise those lorries 8 made when they flattened Laura
It was a sorta "SPLAT"
You know the noise you get
When you stick a straw 9 up a frogs bum 10 and blow really hard
I blame myself
I wanna tell you, ladies and gentlemen
Main Street was not a pretty sight
There was bits of Laura everywhere
I remember, two bits were sliding down the post office window
And a big Alsatian came around the corner
and made off with another couple of bits
And it was with a heavy heart
And a tear in either eye
I searched, and I searched
but I couldn't find the bit I was looking for!
TELL LAURA I LOVE HER!
TELL LAURA I NEED HER!
TELL LAURA NOT TO CRY
MY LOVE FOR HER
WILL NEVER DIE.
- They were off-screen lovers. 他们是真实生活中的情侣。
- Shakespeare's star-crossed lovers, Romeo and Juliet 罗密欧和朱丽叶这一对莎士比亚笔下命运多舛的恋人
- They had found the early tiffs become more frequent. 他们发现早期的小争执愈来愈频繁。 来自辞典例句
- The money will be paid in full by the last day of tiffs month. 截止到本月最后一天要将钱全部付清。 来自互联网
- You can't trust him,he's a sly old fox.你不能相信他,他是一只狡猾的老狐狸。
- I was ready to sly out the alley door.我准备从那边小门溜出去。
- What he said at the meeting strung her nerves up. 他在会议上的发言使她的神经很紧张。
- At the end of a day's teaching, her nerves were absolutely shattered. 教了一天课,她精疲力竭。
- We could supply you with the stuff in the raw tomorrow.明天我们可以供应你原材料。
- He is not the stuff.他不是这个材料。
- She flattened her nose and lips against the window. 她把鼻子和嘴唇紧贴着窗户。
- I flattened myself against the wall to let them pass. 我身体紧靠着墙让他们通过。
- She was all of a sweat.她一身大汗。
- She is always all of a sweat before the exam.她临考前总是急得不得了。
- The jeep has been blocked in by all those lorries. 吉普车已被那些卡车团团围住了。 来自《简明英汉词典》
- The lorries drew up, and they piled on. 卡车停下来,他们一拥而上。 来自《简明英汉词典》