时间:2019-02-09 作者:英语课 分类:英语小短文


英语课

   英语幽默小短文 I work for 7up"! 我可是在七喜公司工作呀


  Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, "Congratulations, you got twins." The man said "How strange, I'm the manager of Minnesota Twins." After awhile the nurse comes up to the second man and says, "Congratulations, you got triplets." Man was like "Hmmm, strange I worked as a director for the "3 musketeers." Finally, the nurse comes up to the third man and says
  "Congratulations, you got twins x2." Man is happy and says, "Ironic 1, I work for the hotel "4 Seasons." All three of them are happy until they see their last buddy 2 jumping all over the place, cursing God and banging his head on the wall. They asked him what's wrong and he answered, "What's wrong? I work for 7up"!
  四个好朋友在医院里碰面了,他们的妻子正在生产.护士过来对第一个男人说:"恭喜,你得了双胞胎."男人说:"多奇怪呀,我是明尼苏达双子队的经理."过了一会儿,护士过来对第二个男人说:"恭喜,你得了三胞胎."男人很喜欢:"嗯,又巧了.我是3M公司的董事."最后,护士跑来对第三个男人说:"恭喜,你得了2对双胞胎."男人很开心地说:"真令人啼笑皆非,我为四季宾馆工作."他们三个都很高兴,但第四个伙伴急得像热锅上的蚂蚁,咒骂上帝并用头撞墙.他们问他有什么不对劲,他回答道:"什么不对劲?我可是在七喜公司工作呀!"

adj.讽刺的,有讽刺意味的,出乎意料的
  • That is a summary and ironic end.那是一个具有概括性和讽刺意味的结局。
  • People used to call me Mr Popularity at high school,but they were being ironic.人们中学时常把我称作“万人迷先生”,但他们是在挖苦我。
n.(美口)密友,伙伴
  • Calm down,buddy.What's the trouble?压压气,老兄。有什么麻烦吗?
  • Get out of my way,buddy!别挡道了,你这家伙!
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accumulation zone of fault terrace
aircraft pitch control
alumere
ammonchelidonic acid
and no mistake
angle of outlet
anticolonial
approved sample
area rule
article clerk
asplenium apogamum
bromoacetamide
bufman
busted up
cast phenolics
cinnamlyl aldehyde
committee on science and astronautics
contra-steam braking
coronary stenosis
crank closer
Crau, Plain
criminal defendant
crosspoint connection
current decay
cut ... cable
cyberpsychologist
Cyclostoma
d-character factor
darvizeh
delict
distribution law
double-bookings
dryopteris integriloba
Dwarf-juniper
Eria stricta
etesian,Etesian
eumetopias
federal data protection act
feet switch
FFIR
fixed assets
full breech
gammes
gaze faconnee
Gentiana clarkei
glazier's wood
Hominidae
Huaihua
IBZM
issue-attack ads
it's an ill wind that blows nobody any good
joint intelligence liaison element
last in
lateral-move sprinkling machine
line-vector
liquefied natural gas(LNG)
LRDIMM
Mackintosh Red
Mallotus conspurcatus
marchants hill
medium projection
meekeren-ehlers-danlos(syndrome)
mixed glycerides
monothiocarbamic acid
muck in with
network interface system
nitro-phenyl isocyanate
non-matallic
occurrence
office premium
orthodox economics
phenoxymethyl penicillin
phronima solitaria
plough into
pogoer
positive neutralism
potentiometer type rheostat
prodentine
refillers
reserve wagon
science of criminal law
seriola dorsaliss
soccer-team
spectacularization
sufentanil
super minicomputer
synchronizing frequency
tazzas
tetragnatha ceylonica
tightrope walker
timmiella anomala
trifluperidol
Troy Hills
unenacted
unintelligences
unmarshal
unpropitiatory
virlescence
vote a measure through
worms in blood
xeropsamment
zinc solution