时间:2019-02-09 作者:英语课 分类:英语小短文


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   英语幽默小短文 I work for 7up"! 我可是在七喜公司工作呀


  Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, "Congratulations, you got twins." The man said "How strange, I'm the manager of Minnesota Twins." After awhile the nurse comes up to the second man and says, "Congratulations, you got triplets." Man was like "Hmmm, strange I worked as a director for the "3 musketeers." Finally, the nurse comes up to the third man and says
  "Congratulations, you got twins x2." Man is happy and says, "Ironic 1, I work for the hotel "4 Seasons." All three of them are happy until they see their last buddy 2 jumping all over the place, cursing God and banging his head on the wall. They asked him what's wrong and he answered, "What's wrong? I work for 7up"!
  四个好朋友在医院里碰面了,他们的妻子正在生产.护士过来对第一个男人说:"恭喜,你得了双胞胎."男人说:"多奇怪呀,我是明尼苏达双子队的经理."过了一会儿,护士过来对第二个男人说:"恭喜,你得了三胞胎."男人很喜欢:"嗯,又巧了.我是3M公司的董事."最后,护士跑来对第三个男人说:"恭喜,你得了2对双胞胎."男人很开心地说:"真令人啼笑皆非,我为四季宾馆工作."他们三个都很高兴,但第四个伙伴急得像热锅上的蚂蚁,咒骂上帝并用头撞墙.他们问他有什么不对劲,他回答道:"什么不对劲?我可是在七喜公司工作呀!"

adj.讽刺的,有讽刺意味的,出乎意料的
  • That is a summary and ironic end.那是一个具有概括性和讽刺意味的结局。
  • People used to call me Mr Popularity at high school,but they were being ironic.人们中学时常把我称作“万人迷先生”,但他们是在挖苦我。
n.(美口)密友,伙伴
  • Calm down,buddy.What's the trouble?压压气,老兄。有什么麻烦吗?
  • Get out of my way,buddy!别挡道了,你这家伙!
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adenosynchitonitis
ammonia dissociation
Arvant
atmospheric pressure process
attenuating plate
battery exchanger
binomial sampling
canvas spats
cascarillic acid
Chibroxin
chirocentrus dorab
cleppe
cletocythereis yehchuan
coefficient of population concentration
combination type of industry
combustions
common burdock
compression of data
congratulating
coordinate conversion device
coped beam
copy picture
Cumbria County
cyclical component
declaration of external variable
design margin
disinfectants
doob
dynamic membrane
electron beam irradiation
ephemerovirus bovine ephemeral fever virus
equipotential region
erinacoeus
fiss-
godlinesses
hard waste
hard-skinned puffball
hardware interrupt system
high blood sugar
hillock
horizontal-framed gate
house of ease
hydraulic bolt connection
intres
Kiggelaria africana
Lasiohelea
lawful merchandise
Leptopus esquirolii
line of contact
makela
mariari
Matlock
Mazkeret Batya
Mazocahui
Mecoral
megaureter
melioidosis
mergal
Mortehoe
P waves
paraffin wax oxidation
pararrhythmia
phase regulator
phyllosticta ulmicola sacc.
prelininary yield test
quarter log
quatman
quick acting hatch cover
reform of the international monetary system
replacement dynamics
running empty
Salpida
Sardou, Victorien
satellite laser radar probing
Saussurea souliei
schedule of unpaid voucher
Schrader valve
second cycle
settlement pattern
sheet anchor
siphon raingauge
soapbark
spiralized
spitoon
statement in writing
sustain circuit
swinging block quick return motion
system output writer
threshold inversion
to blow a kiss
traitour
two-value
undevil
uniform wall heat flux density
unwalling
us -loving
Venusians
wheel animal, wheel animalcule
Whittaker differential equation
withstrain
wood duck
Yamethin