时间:2019-02-09 作者:英语课 分类:英语小短文


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   英语幽默小短文 I work for 7up"! 我可是在七喜公司工作呀


  Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, "Congratulations, you got twins." The man said "How strange, I'm the manager of Minnesota Twins." After awhile the nurse comes up to the second man and says, "Congratulations, you got triplets." Man was like "Hmmm, strange I worked as a director for the "3 musketeers." Finally, the nurse comes up to the third man and says
  "Congratulations, you got twins x2." Man is happy and says, "Ironic 1, I work for the hotel "4 Seasons." All three of them are happy until they see their last buddy 2 jumping all over the place, cursing God and banging his head on the wall. They asked him what's wrong and he answered, "What's wrong? I work for 7up"!
  四个好朋友在医院里碰面了,他们的妻子正在生产.护士过来对第一个男人说:"恭喜,你得了双胞胎."男人说:"多奇怪呀,我是明尼苏达双子队的经理."过了一会儿,护士过来对第二个男人说:"恭喜,你得了三胞胎."男人很喜欢:"嗯,又巧了.我是3M公司的董事."最后,护士跑来对第三个男人说:"恭喜,你得了2对双胞胎."男人很开心地说:"真令人啼笑皆非,我为四季宾馆工作."他们三个都很高兴,但第四个伙伴急得像热锅上的蚂蚁,咒骂上帝并用头撞墙.他们问他有什么不对劲,他回答道:"什么不对劲?我可是在七喜公司工作呀!"

adj.讽刺的,有讽刺意味的,出乎意料的
  • That is a summary and ironic end.那是一个具有概括性和讽刺意味的结局。
  • People used to call me Mr Popularity at high school,but they were being ironic.人们中学时常把我称作“万人迷先生”,但他们是在挖苦我。
n.(美口)密友,伙伴
  • Calm down,buddy.What's the trouble?压压气,老兄。有什么麻烦吗?
  • Get out of my way,buddy!别挡道了,你这家伙!
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a chemical element
adjected
applicant tracking system
automatic clutch
bibliobibuli
biprism
boyte
Caesio
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career men
caspersen
cell dimension
center propeller
chlorine alkali industry
CIF Landed
Clematis ranunculoides
conjugate rays
conjunctive moods
connus
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cornpensated grade
countermeasure precursor
Courtauld
cruise attitude
culleis
cybergenetics
dotted pair
duodenal smears
earlier on
electronuclear device
ensifer
epithelializing
ethnic culture
foutch
funnel-shaped aerial
gossup
gravity settling tank
grocery-shopping
hardware integration
hardware source
hogshit
hot-desker
inaugured
ink-stained
inside and outside
interest coverage
kick up a big stink
kremeniuk
linear selection memory
locatio et conductio
Lord forfend
lost our grip
macromicroelectrode
maximum horizontal displacement of contact wire
meningovascular
meteoroids
minchen
mustums
naso-lacrimal
native goods
Nkosi Sikelel' iAfrika
nnamdi
one -letter index
oscillating sifter
overawes
partial agreement
pass sth in view
piezo-electric pressure gauge
positional axes
Poverty Bay
previous service date
proteomes
put something up
radio directional bearing
re-positionings
relative resolution product
rhinoplasty with excision of bone
royal jelly natural pollen
sail close on a wind
San José de Mayo
satsuma insignis
secondary reward
segregation ratio distortion
Semeru, Gunung
semiempirical model
shell holding capacity
shipping clamp
silver-birches
specific energy of position
static modulus of soil
Storstrφmmen
strategic planning chart
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to be more precise
topsyturvily
triviality
tropologically
Tryškiai
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