时间:2019-02-09 作者:英语课 分类:英语小短文


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   英语幽默小短文 I work for 7up"! 我可是在七喜公司工作呀


  Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, "Congratulations, you got twins." The man said "How strange, I'm the manager of Minnesota Twins." After awhile the nurse comes up to the second man and says, "Congratulations, you got triplets." Man was like "Hmmm, strange I worked as a director for the "3 musketeers." Finally, the nurse comes up to the third man and says
  "Congratulations, you got twins x2." Man is happy and says, "Ironic 1, I work for the hotel "4 Seasons." All three of them are happy until they see their last buddy 2 jumping all over the place, cursing God and banging his head on the wall. They asked him what's wrong and he answered, "What's wrong? I work for 7up"!
  四个好朋友在医院里碰面了,他们的妻子正在生产.护士过来对第一个男人说:"恭喜,你得了双胞胎."男人说:"多奇怪呀,我是明尼苏达双子队的经理."过了一会儿,护士过来对第二个男人说:"恭喜,你得了三胞胎."男人很喜欢:"嗯,又巧了.我是3M公司的董事."最后,护士跑来对第三个男人说:"恭喜,你得了2对双胞胎."男人很开心地说:"真令人啼笑皆非,我为四季宾馆工作."他们三个都很高兴,但第四个伙伴急得像热锅上的蚂蚁,咒骂上帝并用头撞墙.他们问他有什么不对劲,他回答道:"什么不对劲?我可是在七喜公司工作呀!"

adj.讽刺的,有讽刺意味的,出乎意料的
  • That is a summary and ironic end.那是一个具有概括性和讽刺意味的结局。
  • People used to call me Mr Popularity at high school,but they were being ironic.人们中学时常把我称作“万人迷先生”,但他们是在挖苦我。
n.(美口)密友,伙伴
  • Calm down,buddy.What's the trouble?压压气,老兄。有什么麻烦吗?
  • Get out of my way,buddy!别挡道了,你这家伙!
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a pleasure
agencies
alloy superconductor
antiplatelet sera
arm for
b.lit.
ballet-dancing
be swollen with arrogance
Bellocq's sound
bkas
bleeding diathesis
block performance analysis
bobbin plate
bone malformation
breach before performance is due
building energy conservation
bunkin
Camsell Portage
carrier of aerial cable way
Champagnac-de-Belair
China, Bukit(China, Khao)
Clivarin
closed linear manifold
cobaltous acid arsenite
color-slide
conservative medication
counter current action
crawed
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currais novos (curraes novos)
D.Cc.,DCc
dataphone service
day-hike
decremental cost
defiance plat.
dejection cone
disbudding
ECE test
ecologistas
electrooptic ceramic storage
encyclopaedist
failure characteristic
field strength
first article
flying status
frothing
Fulvia
galvanic skin reflex
Gamboola
Gastrodia tuberculata
glowing
gravity sedimentation
hide item
high early strength cement
humorals
hyperpermeabilized
improper person
incidental contact
kpc
lava dome
make a withdrawal
manifestation
methylsulfinohydrazonoyl
nonlinear modeling
overlapping suture
parallax slide
pauesia unilachni
peitai age
peperomia sandersiis
PO bridge (PO box)
polydirectional microphone
polypifers
prescriptive.
Prince Peter Kropotkin
pseudome
relativistic dilatation
reverse-phase
rizon
sacralisation
safety stop gear
Schuyler County
screech beetle
screening surface
shooting distance
silicon tetraiodide
silver mirror
sneezeless
stage transmitter
stellar temperature
stull covering
temporary current
thin section point counter
Thouse
timing simulation
tittivate
toeoff
toxigenicities
traffic indication lamp
uncomposed
vital interest clause
volitional tremor
zero correlation criterion