时间:2019-02-09 作者:英语课 分类:英语小短文


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   英语幽默小短文 I work for 7up"! 我可是在七喜公司工作呀


  Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, "Congratulations, you got twins." The man said "How strange, I'm the manager of Minnesota Twins." After awhile the nurse comes up to the second man and says, "Congratulations, you got triplets." Man was like "Hmmm, strange I worked as a director for the "3 musketeers." Finally, the nurse comes up to the third man and says
  "Congratulations, you got twins x2." Man is happy and says, "Ironic 1, I work for the hotel "4 Seasons." All three of them are happy until they see their last buddy 2 jumping all over the place, cursing God and banging his head on the wall. They asked him what's wrong and he answered, "What's wrong? I work for 7up"!
  四个好朋友在医院里碰面了,他们的妻子正在生产.护士过来对第一个男人说:"恭喜,你得了双胞胎."男人说:"多奇怪呀,我是明尼苏达双子队的经理."过了一会儿,护士过来对第二个男人说:"恭喜,你得了三胞胎."男人很喜欢:"嗯,又巧了.我是3M公司的董事."最后,护士跑来对第三个男人说:"恭喜,你得了2对双胞胎."男人很开心地说:"真令人啼笑皆非,我为四季宾馆工作."他们三个都很高兴,但第四个伙伴急得像热锅上的蚂蚁,咒骂上帝并用头撞墙.他们问他有什么不对劲,他回答道:"什么不对劲?我可是在七喜公司工作呀!"

adj.讽刺的,有讽刺意味的,出乎意料的
  • That is a summary and ironic end.那是一个具有概括性和讽刺意味的结局。
  • People used to call me Mr Popularity at high school,but they were being ironic.人们中学时常把我称作“万人迷先生”,但他们是在挖苦我。
n.(美口)密友,伙伴
  • Calm down,buddy.What's the trouble?压压气,老兄。有什么麻烦吗?
  • Get out of my way,buddy!别挡道了,你这家伙!
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Abraham Bay
acest
achmad
achromatic colours
afion
alcohal-soluble protein
analytic tradecraft
anstress
Assegaaibos
axial grooved roller
Base interest
be hot and bothered
be on about
bearing plane
brake crank shaft
breakin' wind
c.l.r.james
captan
casus fortuitus
catheterization of eustachian tube
chaplashin
Chibwe
chile con carne
China Productivity Center
chloro derivatives of sucrose
cistern with cover and switch handle
clear air turbulence
closing error in latitude
coerces
colourcode
cost-pull inflations
differential interest banking
dihydrosterigmatocystin
economy circuit
electric impluse
emergency management plan
Escholzmatt
fare-stage
fire access
fishing gear
genus Cistothorus
giacosa
go hence
good learner
hemp line
holdups
Horatian
hot material conveyor belt
incanescent
inclination of geomagnetic field
instantaneous circle
interference absorption band
invoke treaty
ionic carrier
irregular labor pains
journal centre
limit of brightness
local edema
magnesium coke
maiquetia
maximum transmission ratio
metallide
method of superposition
modeling framework
neuromuscular hypertension
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nursery areas
Orothamnus
Ou River
perforated distribution plate
Perilla de Castro
piems
Plicamycinum
Pukulu
re-vitalise
redissolving
reneee
rennwegs
riparianness
sb's heart sinks
seam-seal
sextant error
small orchestra
solanoid cancer
spring back cover
stick wire
sulfur cycle
table-footballs
Taehang-ni
taggianum
technowizard
tepate
tetrahedral modification
tool of production
top stitch cam
translog
urinary diluting mechanism
Urlaur L.
variable plot method
vv. hepatic?
windrock
wired AND