时间:2019-02-09 作者:英语课 分类:英语小短文


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   英语幽默小短文 I work for 7up"! 我可是在七喜公司工作呀


  Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, "Congratulations, you got twins." The man said "How strange, I'm the manager of Minnesota Twins." After awhile the nurse comes up to the second man and says, "Congratulations, you got triplets." Man was like "Hmmm, strange I worked as a director for the "3 musketeers." Finally, the nurse comes up to the third man and says
  "Congratulations, you got twins x2." Man is happy and says, "Ironic 1, I work for the hotel "4 Seasons." All three of them are happy until they see their last buddy 2 jumping all over the place, cursing God and banging his head on the wall. They asked him what's wrong and he answered, "What's wrong? I work for 7up"!
  四个好朋友在医院里碰面了,他们的妻子正在生产.护士过来对第一个男人说:"恭喜,你得了双胞胎."男人说:"多奇怪呀,我是明尼苏达双子队的经理."过了一会儿,护士过来对第二个男人说:"恭喜,你得了三胞胎."男人很喜欢:"嗯,又巧了.我是3M公司的董事."最后,护士跑来对第三个男人说:"恭喜,你得了2对双胞胎."男人很开心地说:"真令人啼笑皆非,我为四季宾馆工作."他们三个都很高兴,但第四个伙伴急得像热锅上的蚂蚁,咒骂上帝并用头撞墙.他们问他有什么不对劲,他回答道:"什么不对劲?我可是在七喜公司工作呀!"

adj.讽刺的,有讽刺意味的,出乎意料的
  • That is a summary and ironic end.那是一个具有概括性和讽刺意味的结局。
  • People used to call me Mr Popularity at high school,but they were being ironic.人们中学时常把我称作“万人迷先生”,但他们是在挖苦我。
n.(美口)密友,伙伴
  • Calm down,buddy.What's the trouble?压压气,老兄。有什么麻烦吗?
  • Get out of my way,buddy!别挡道了,你这家伙!
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'Aïn Kelba
A-framed tower
AC-U
Acutrim
adirondak
adjustable angle square
alboverticillin
angina-pectoris
anti-romen
Arroio Grande
Asiaphobic
axle journal grinder
bacterial filter
balanced-unbalanced circuit(balun)
beef-teas
bet against sth
Beyendorf
black salsify
blood-urea clearance
buchna
calmonal
Camellia arborescens
case cargo
Chapimarca
chromospheric telescope
co-organizers
coating protection
consecutive retrieval
correlation detection
cross-transfer coeifficient
curve variation
david grayson
diruption
dyadic equality
echological
empirical orientation
Ethosalicyl
exchange theory of taxation
fixed flat conveyor
four-position signal
foxnew
free-running property
functional query
geekfest
glass cell
grijalvo
gudgeon pin bush
half-staff
hexagonus
high Mach number engine
high-dispersion spectrum
Hund.
index of operating ratio
internal data bus
jacket head
kammkies
Kitashigeyasu
lactose fermentation
line intermediate distribution frame (lidf)
lipoprofein
louvre lighting
methoxypropylamine
methyldihydromorphinone
middle cervical ganglion
mnium punctatum hedw.
mucolytic agent
negative energy instability
oleum picis rectificatum
one-wheel landing
optical integrated circuit
ossa extrermitatis superioris
pars basilaris pontis
partiel chiasmatype
photoessays
physical quantity
primary paper
pulmonary cryptococcosis
quickerer
radioprinter
rags
rate averaging
restriction modification system
Sakel method
scoopsful
series production
side-walk
Silibancol
skollies
soap-dispenser
spadaro
spearlets
stopping ability
Suomenlinna
telicities
thrust block recess
travel resistance
trick rider
unimodule
vapor density
vaya
veganaise
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