【有声英语文学名著】不会发生在这里（25）

It Can't Happen Here
by Sinclair Lewis
 
Chapter 25
Holidays were invented by the devil, to coax 1 people into the heresy 2 that happiness can be won by taking thought. What was planned as a rackety day for David's first Christmas with his grandparents was, they saw too well, perhaps David's last Christmas with them. Mary had hidden her weeping, but the day before Christmas, when Shad Ledue tramped in to demand of Doremus whether Karl Pascal had ever spoken to him of Communism, Mary came on Shad in the hall, stared at him, raised her hand like a boxing cat, and said with dreadful quietness, "You murderer! I shall kill you and kill Swan!"
For once Shad did not look amused.
To make the holiday as good an imitation of mirth as possible, they were very noisy, but their holly 3, their tinsel stars on a tall pine tree, their family devotion in a serene 4 old house in a little town, was no different at heart from despairing drunkenness in the city night. Doremus reflected that it might have been just as well for all of them to get drunk and let themselves go, elbows on slopped café tables, as to toil 5 at this pretense 6 of domestic bliss 7. He now had another thing for which to hate the Corpos--for stealing the secure affection of Christmas.
For noon dinner, Louis Rotenstern was invited, because he was a lorn bachelor and, still more, because he was a Jew, now insecure and snubbed and threatened in an insane dictatorship. (There is no greater compliment to the Jews than the fact that the degree of their unpopularity is always the scientific measure of the cruelty and silliness of the régime under which they live, so that even a commercial-minded money-fondling heavily humorous Jew burgher like Rotenstern is still a sensitive meter of barbarism.) After dinner came Buck 8 Titus, David's most favorite person, bearing staggering amounts of Woolworth tractors and fire engines and a real bow-and-arrow, and he was raucously 9 insisting that Mrs. Candy dance with him what he not very precisely 10 called "the light fantastic," when the hammering sounded at the door.
Aras Dilley tramped in with four men.
"Lookin' for Rotenstern. Oh, that you, Louie? Git your coat and come on--orders."
"What's the idea? What d'you want of him? What's the charge?" demanded Buck, still standing 11 with his arm about Mrs. Candy's embarrassed waist.
"Dunno's there be any charges. Just ordered to headquarters for questioning. District Commissioner 12 Reek 13 in town. Just astin' few people a few questions. Come on, you!"
The hilarious 14 celebrants did not, as they had planned, go out to Lorinda's tavern 15 for skiing. Next day they heard that Rotenstern had been taken to the concentration camp at Trianon, along with that crabbed 16 old Tory, Raymond Pridewell, the hardware dealer 17.
Both imprisonments were incredible. Rotenstern had been too meek 18. And if Pridewell had not ever been meek, if he had constantly and testily 19 and loudly proclaimed that he had not cared for Ledue as a hired man and now cared even less for him as a local governor, yet--why, Pridewell was a sacred institution. As well think of dragging the brownstone Baptist Church to prison.
Later, a friend of Shad Ledue took over Rotenstern's shop.
It can happen here, meditated 20 Doremus. It could happen to him. How soon? Before he should be arrested, he must make amends 21 to his conscience by quitting the Informer.
Professor Victor Loveland, once a classicist of Isaiah College, having been fired from a labor 22 camp for incompetence 23 in teaching arithmetic to lumberjacks, was in town, with wife and babies, on his way to a job clerking in his uncle's slate 24 quarry 25 near Fair Haven 26. He called on Doremus and was hysterically 28 cheerful. He called on Clarence Little--"dropped in to visit with him," Clarence would have said. Now that twitchy, intense jeweler, Clarence, who had been born on a Vermont farm and had supported his mother till she died when he was thirty, had longed to go to college and, especially, to study Greek. Though Loveland was his own age, in the mid-thirties, he looked on him as a combination of Keats and Liddell. His greatest moment had been hearing Loveland read Homer.
Loveland was leaning on the counter. "Gone ahead with your Latin grammar, Clarence?"
"Golly, Professor, it just doesn't seem worth while any more. I guess I'm kind of a weak sister, anyway, but I find that these days it's about all I can do to keep going."
"Me too! And don't call me 'Professor.' I'm a timekeeper in a slate quarry. What a life!"
They had not noticed the clumsy-looking man in plain clothes who had just come in. Presumably he was a customer. But he grumbled 29, "So you two pansies don't like the way things go nowadays! Don't suppose you like the Corpos! Don't think much of the Chief!" He jabbed his thumb into Loveland's ribs 30 so painfully that Loveland yelped 31, "I don't think about him at all!"
"Oh, you don't, eh? Well, you two fairies can come along to the courthouse with me!"
"And who may you be?"
"Oh, just an ensign in the M.M.'s, that's all!"
He had an automatic pistol.
Loveland was not beaten much, because he managed to keep his mouth shut. But Little was so hysterical 27 that they laid him on a kitchen table and decorated his naked back with forty slashes 32 of a steel ramrod. They had found that Clarence wore yellow silk underwear, and the M.M.'s from factory and plowland laughed--particularly one broad young inspector 34 who was rumored 35 to have a passionate 36 friendship with a battalion-leader from Nashua who was fat, eyeglassed, and high-pitched of voice.
Little had to be helped into the truck that took Loveland and him to the Trianon concentration camp. One eye was closed and so surrounded with bruised 37 flesh that the M.M. driver said it looked like a Spanish omelet.
The truck had an open body, but they could not escape, because the three prisoners on this trip were chained hand to hand. They lay on the floor of the truck. It was snowing.
The third prisoner was not much like Loveland or Little. His name was Ben Trippen. He had been a mill hand for Medary Cole. He cared no more about the Greek language than did a baboon 38, but he did care for his six children. He had been arrested for trying to strike Cole and for cursing the Corpo régime when Cole had reduced his wages from nine dollars a week (in pre-Corpo currency) to seven-fifty.
As to Loveland's wife and babies, Lorinda took them in till she could pass the hat and collect enough to send them back to Mrs. Loveland's family on a rocky farm in Missouri. But then things went better. Mrs. Loveland was favored by the Greek proprietor 39 of a lunch-room and got work washing dishes and otherwise pleasing the proprietor, who brilliantined his mustache.
The county administration, in a proclamation signed by Emil Staubmeyer, announced that they were going to regulate the agriculture on the submarginal land high up on Mount Terror. As a starter, half-a-dozen of the poorer families were moved into the large, square, quiet, old house of that large, square, quiet, old farmer, Henry Veeder, cousin of Doremus Jessup. These poorer families had many children, a great many, so that there were four or five persons bedded on the floor in every room of the home where Henry and his wife had placidly 40 lived alone since their own children had grown. Henry did not like it, and said so, not very tactfully, to the M.M.'s herding 41 the refugees. What was worse, the dispossessed did not like it any better. "'Tain't much, but we got a house of our own. Dunno why we should git shoved in on Henry," said one. "Don't expect other folks to bother me, and don't expect to bother other folks. Never did like that fool kind of yellow color Henry painted his barn, but guess that's his business."
So Henry and two of the regulated agriculturists were taken to the Trianon concentration camp, and the rest remained in Henry's house, doing nothing but finish up Henry's large larder 42 and wait for orders.
"And before I'm sent to join Henry and Karl and Loveland, I'm going to clear my skirts," Doremus vowed 43, along in late January.
He marched in to see County Commissioner Ledue.
"I want to quit the Informer. Staubmeyer has learned all I can teach him."
"Staubmeyer? Oh! You mean Assistant Commissioner Staubmeyer!"
"Chuck it, will you? We're not on parade, and we're not playing soldiers. Mind if I sit down?"
"Don't look like you cared a hell of a lot whether I mind or not! But I can tell you, right here and now, Jessup, without any monkey business about it, you're not going to leave your job. I guess I could find enough grounds for sending you to Trianon for about a million years, with ninety lashes 33, but--you've always been so stuck on yourself as such an all-fired honest editor, it kind of tickles 44 me to watch you kissing the Chief's foot--and mine!"
"I'll do no more of it! That's certain! And I admit that I deserve your scorn for ever having done it!"
"Well, isn't that elegant! But you'll do just what I tell you to, and like it! Jessup, I suppose you think I had a swell 45 time when I was your hired man! Watching you and your old woman and the girls go off on a picnic while I--oh, I was just your hired man, with dirt in my ears, your dirt! I could stay home and clean up the basement!"
"Maybe we didn't want you along, Shad! Good-morning!"
Shad laughed. There was a sound of the gates of Trianon concentration camp in that laughter.
It was really Sissy who gave Doremus his lead.
He drove to Hanover to see Shad's superior, District Commissioner John Sullivan Reek, that erstwhile jovial 46 and red-faced politician. He was admitted after only half an hour's waiting. He was shocked to see how pale and hesitant and frightened Reek had become. But the Commissioner tried to be authoritative 47.
"Well, Jessup, what can I do for you?"
"May I be frank?"
"What? What? Why, certainly! Frankness has always been my middle name!"
"I hope so. Governor, I find I'm of no use on the Informer, at Fort Beulah. As you probably know, I've been breaking in Emil Staubmeyer as my successor. Well, he's quite competent to take hold now, and I want to quit. I'm really just in his way."
"Why don't you stick around and see what you can still do to help him? There'll be little jobs cropping up from time to time."
"Because it's got on my nerves to take orders where I used to give 'em for so many years. You can appreciate that, can't you?"
"My God, can I appreciate it? And how! Well, I'll think it over. You wouldn't mind writing little pieces for my own little sheet, at home? I own part of a paper there."
"No! Sure! Delighted!"
("Does this mean that Reek believes the Corpo tyranny is going to blow up, in a revolution, so that he's beginning to trim? Or just that he's fighting to keep from being thrown out?")
"Yes, I can see how you might feel, Brother Jessup."
"Thanks! Would you mind giving me a note to County Commissioner Ledue, telling him to let me out, without prejudice?--making it pretty strong?"
"No. Not a bit. Just wait a minute, ole fellow; I'll write it right now."
Doremus made as little ceremony as possible of leaving the Informer, which had been his throne for thirty-seven years. Staubmeyer was patronizing, Doc Itchitt looked quizzical, but the chapel 48, headed by Dan Wilgus, shook hands profusely 49. And so, at sixty-two, stronger and more eager than he had been in all his life, Doremus had nothing to do more important than eating breakfast and telling his grandson stories about the elephant.
But that lasted less than a week. Avoiding suspicion from Emma and Sissy and even from Buck and Lorinda, he took Julian aside:
"Look here, boy. I think it's time now for me to begin doing a little high treason. (Heaven's sake keep all of this under your hat--don't even tip off Sissy!) I guess you know, the Communists are too theocratic 50 for my tastes. But looks to me as though they have more courage and devotion and smart strategy than anybody since the Early Christian 51 Martyrs--whom they also resemble in hairiness and a fondness for catacombs. I want to get in touch with 'em and see if there's any dirty work at the crossroads I can do for 'em--say distributing a few Early Christian tracts 52 by St. Lenin. But of course, theoretically, the Communists have all been imprisoned 53. Could you get to Karl Pascal, in Trianon, and find out whom I could see?"
Said Julian, "I think I could. Dr. Olmsted gets called in there sometimes on cases--they hate him, because he hates them, but still, their camp doctor is a drunken bum 54, and they have to have a real doc in when one of their warders busts 55 his wrist beating up some prisoner. I'll try, sir."
Two days afterward 56 Julian returned.
"My God, what a sewer 57 that Trianon place is! I'd waited for Olmsted before, in the car, but I never had the nerve to butt 58 inside. The buildings--they were nice buildings, quite pretty, when the girls' school had them. Now the fittings are all torn out, and they've put up wallboard partitions for cells, and the whole place stinks 59 of carbolic acid and excrement 60, and the air--there isn't any--you feel as if you were nailed up in a box--I don't know how anybody lives in one of those cells for an hour--and yet there's six men bunked 61 in a cell twelve feet by ten, with a ceiling only seven feet high, and no light except a twenty-five watt 62, I guess it is, bulb in the ceiling--you couldn't read by it. But they get out for exercise two hours a day--walk around and around the courtyard--they're all so stooped, and they all look so ashamed, as if they'd had the defiance 63 just licked out of 'em--even Karl a little, and you remember how proud and sort of sardonic 64 he was. Well, I got to see him, and he says to get in touch with this man--here, I wrote it down--and for God's sake, burn it up soon as you've memorized it!"
"Was he--had they--?"
"Oh, yes, they've beaten him, all right. He wouldn't talk about it. But there was a scar right across his cheek, from his temple right down to his chin. And I had just a glimpse of Henry Veeder. Remember how he looked--like an oak tree? Now he twitches 65 all the time, and jumps and gasps 66 when he hears a sudden sound. He didn't know me. I don't think he'd know anybody."
Doremus announced to his family and told it loudly in Gath that he was still looking for an option on an apple orchard 67 to which they might retire, and he journeyed southward, with pajamas 68 and a toothbrush and the first volume of Spengler's Decline of the West in a briefcase 69.
The address given by Karl Pascal was that of a most gentlemanly dealer in altar cloths and priestly robes, who had his shop and office over a tea room in Hartford, Connecticut. He talked about the cembalo and the spinetta di serenata and the music of Palestrina for an hour before he sent Doremus on to a busy engineer constructing a dam in New Hampshire, who sent him to a tailor in a side-street shop in Lynn, who at last sent him to northern Connecticut and to the Eastern headquarters of what was left of the Communists in America.
Still carrying his little briefcase he walked up a greasy 70 hill, impassable to any motorcar, and knocked at the faded green door of a squat 71 New England farm cottage masked in wintry old lilac bushes and spiræa shrubs 72. A stringy farm wife opened and looked hostile.
"I'd like to speak to Mr. Ailey, Mr. Bailey, or Mr. Cailey."
"None of 'em home. You'll have to come again."
"Then I'll wait. What else should one do, these days?"
"All right. Cmin."
"Thanks. Give them this letter."
(The tailor had warned him, "It vill all sount very foolish, the passvorts und everyt'ing, but if any of the central committee gets caught--" He made a squirting sound and drew his scissors across his throat.)
Doremus sat now in a tiny hall off a flight of stairs steep as the side of a roof; a hall with sprigged wall paper and Currier & Ives prints, and black-painted wooden rocking chairs with calico cushions. There was nothing to read but a Methodist hymnal and a desk dictionary. He knew the former by heart, and anyway, he always loved reading dictionaries--often had one seduced 73 him from editorial-writing. Happily he sat conning 74:
Phenyl. n., Chem. The univalent radical 75 C6 H5, regarded as the basis of numerous benzene derivatives 76; as, phenyl hydroxid C6 H5 OH.
Pherecratean. n. A choriambic trimeter catalectic, or catalectic glyconic; composed of a spondee, a choriambus, and a catalectic syllable 77.
"Well! I never knew any of that before! I wonder if I do now?" thought Doremus contentedly 79, before he realized that glowering 80 from a very narrow doorway 81 was a very broad man with wild gray hair and a patch over one eye. Doremus recognized him from pictures. He was Bill Atterbury, miner, longshoreman, veteran I.W.W. leader, old A. F. of L. strike-leader, five years in San Quentin and five honored years in Moscow, and reputed now to be the secretary of the illegal Communist Party.
"I'm Mr. Ailey. What can I do for you?" Bill demanded.
He led Doremus into a musty back room where, at a table which was probably mahogany underneath 82 the scars and the clots 83 of dirt, sat a squat man with kinky tow-colored hair and with deep wrinkles in the thick pale skin of his face, and a slender young elegant who suggested Park Avenue.
"Howryuh?" said Mr. Bailey, in a Russian-Jewish accent. Of him Doremus knew nothing save that he was not named Bailey.
"Morning," snapped Mr. Cailey--whose name was Elphrey, if Doremus guessed rightly, and who was the son of a millionaire private banker, the brother of one explorer, one bishop's wife, and one countess, and himself a former teacher of economics in the University of California.
Doremus tried to explain himself to these hard-eyed, quick-glancing plotters of ruin.
"Are you willing to become a Party member, in the extremely improbable case that they accept you, and to take orders, any orders, without question?" asked Elphrey, so suavely 84.
"Do you mean, Am I willing to kill and steal?"
"You've been reading detective stories about the 'Reds'! No. What you'd have to do would be much more difficult than the amusement of using a tommy-gun. Would you be willing to forget you ever were a respectable newspaper editor, giving orders, and walk through the snow, dressed like a bum, to distribute seditious pamphlets--even if, personally, you should believe the pamphlets were of no slightest damn good to the Cause?"
"Why, I--I don't know. Seems to me that as a newspaperman of quite a little training--"
"Hell! Our only trouble is keeping out the 'trained newspapermen'! What we need is trained bill-posters that like the smell of flour paste and hate sleeping. And--but you're a little old for this--crazy fanatics 85 that go out and start strikes, knowing they'll get beaten up and thrown in the bull pen."
"No, I guess I--Look here. I'm sure Walt Trowbridge will be joining up with the Socialists 86 and some of the left-wing radical ex-Senators and the Farmer-Laborites and so on--"
Bill Atterbury guffawed 87. It was a tremendous, somehow terrifying blast. "Yes, I'm sure they'll join up--all the dirty, sneaking 89, half-headed, reformist Social Fascists 90 like Trowbridge, that are doing the work of the capitalists and working for war against Soviet 91 Russia without even having sense enough to know they're doing it and to collect good pay for their crookedness 92!"
"I admire Trowbridge!" snarled 93 Doremus.
"You would!"
Elphrey rose, almost cordial, and dismissed Doremus with, "Mr. Jessup, I was brought up in a sound bourgeois 94 household myself, unlike these two roughnecks, and I appreciate what you're trying to do, even if they don't. I imagine that your rejection 95 of us is even firmer than our rejection of you!"
"Dot's right, Comrade Elphrey. Both you and dis fellow got ants in your bourjui pants, like your Hugh Johnson vould say!" chuckled 96 the Russian Mr. Bailey.
"But I just wonder if Walt Trowbridge won't be chasing out Buzz Windrip while you boys are still arguing about whether Comrade Trotzky was once guilty of saying mass facing the north? Good-day!" said Doremus.
When he recounted it to Julian, two days later, and Julian puzzled, "I wonder whether you won or they did?" Doremus asserted, "I don't think anybody won--except the ants! Anyway, now I know that man is not to be saved by black bread alone but by everything that proceedeth out of the mouth of the Lord our God. . . . Communists, intense and narrow; Yankees, tolerant and shallow; no wonder a Dictator can keep us separate and all working for him!"
Even in the 1930's, when it was radiantly believed that movies and the motorcar and glossy 97 magazines had ended the provinciality 98 of all the larger American villages, in such communities as Fort Beulah all the retired 99 business men who could not afford to go to Europe or Florida or California, such as Doremus, were as aimless as an old dog on Sunday afternoon with the family away. They poked 100 uptown to the shops, the hotel lobbies, the railway station, and at the barber shop were pleased rather than irritated when they had to wait a quarter-hour for the tri-weekly shave. There were no cafés as there would have been in Continental 101 Europe, and no club save the country club, and that was chiefly a sanctuary 102 for the younger people in the evening and late afternoons.
The superior Doremus Jessup, the bookman, was almost as dreary 103 in retirement 104 as Banker Crowley would have been.
He did pretend to play golf, but he could not see any particular point in stopping a good walk to wallop small balls and, worse, the links were now bright with M.M. uniforms. And he hadn't enough brass 105, as no doubt Medary Cole would have, to feel welcome hour on hour in the Hotel Wessex lobby.
He stayed in his third-story study and read as long as his eyes would endure it. But he irritably 106 felt Emma's irritation 107 and Mrs. Candy's ire at having a man around the house all day. Yes! He'd get what he could for the house and for what small share in Informer stock the government had left him when they had taken it over, and go--well, just go--the Rockies or anywhere that was new.
But he realized that Emma did not at all wish to go new places; and realized that the Emma to whose billowy warmth it had been comforting to come home after the office, bored him and was bored by him when he was always there. The only difference was that she did not seem capable of admitting that one might, without actual fiendishness or any signs of hot-footing it for Reno, be bored by one's faithful spouse 108.
"Why don't you drive out and see Buck or Lorinda?" she suggested.
"Don't you ever get a little jealous of my girl, Linda?" he said, very lightly--because he very heavily wanted to know.
She laughed. "You? At your age? As if anybody thought you could be a lover!"
Well, Lorinda thought so, he raged, and promptly 109 he did "drive out and see her," a little easier in mind about his divided loyalties 110.
Only once did he go back to the Informer office.
Staubmeyer was not in sight, and it was evident that the real editor was that sly bumpkin, Doc Itchitt, who didn't even rise at Doremus's entrance nor listen when Doremus gave his opinion of the new make-up of the rural-correspondence pages.
That was an apostasy 111 harder to endure than Shad Ledue's, for Shad had always been rustically 112 certain that Doremus was a fool, almost as bad as real "city folks," while Doc Itchitt had once appreciated the tight joints 113 and smooth surfaces and sturdy bases of Doremus's craftsmanship 114.
Day on day he waited. So much of a revolution for so many people is nothing but waiting. That is one reason why tourists rarely see anything but contentment in a crushed population. Waiting, and its brother death, seem so contented 78.
For several days now, in late February, Doremus had noticed the insurance man. He said he was a Mr. Dimick; a Mr. Dimick of Albany. He was a gray and tasteless man, in gray and dusty and wrinkled clothes, and his pop-eyes stared with meaningless fervor 115. All over town you met him, at the four drugstores, at the shoe-shine parlor 116, and he was always droning, "My name is Dimick--Mr. Dimick of Albany--Albany, New York. I wonder if I can interest you in a wonnerful new form of life-insurance policy. Wonnerful!" But he didn't sound as though he himself thought it was very wonnerful.
He was a pest.
He was always dragging himself into some unwelcoming shop, and yet he seemed to sell few policies, if any.
Not for two days did Doremus perceive that Mr. Dimick of Albany managed to meet him an astonishing number of times a day. As he came out of the Wessex, he saw Mr. Dimick leaning against a lamppost, ostentatiously not looking his way, yet three minutes later and two blocks away, Mr. Dimick trailed after him into the Vert Mont Pool & Tobacco Headquarters, and listened to Doremus's conversation with Tom Aiken about fish hatcheries.
Doremus was suddenly cold. He made it a point to sneak 88 uptown that evening and saw Mr. Dimick talking to the driver of a Beulah-Montpelier bus with an intensity 117 that wasn't in the least gray. Doremus glared. Mr. Dimick looked at him with watery 118 eyes, croaked 119, "Devenin', Mr. D'remus; like t' talk t' you about insurance some time when you got the time," and shuffled 120 away.
Later, Doremus took out and cleaned his revolver, said, "Oh, rats!" and put it away. He heard a ring as he did so, and went downstairs to find Mr. Dimick sitting on the oak hat rack in the hall, rubbing his hat.
"I'd like to talk to you, if y'ain't too busy," whined 121 Mr. Dimick.
"All right. Go in there. Sit down."
"Anybody hear us?"
"No! What of it?"
Mr. Dimick's grayness and lassitude fell away. His voice was sharp:
"I think your local Corpos are on to me. Got to hustle 122. I'm from Walt Trowbridge. You probably guessed--I've been watching you all week, asking about you. You've got to be Trowbridge's and our representative here. Secret war against the Corpos. The 'N.U.,' the 'New Underground,' we call it--like secret Underground that got the slaves into Canada before the Civil War. Four divisions: printing propaganda, distributing it, collecting and exchanging information about Corpo outrages 123, smuggling 124 suspects into Canada or Mexico. Of course you don't know one thing about me. I may be a Corpo spy. But look over these credentials 125 and telephone your friend Mr. Samson of the Burlington Paper Company. God's sake be careful! Wire may be tapped. Ask him about me on the grounds you're interested in insurance. He's one of us. You're going to be one of us! Now phone!"
Doremus telephoned to Samson: "Say, Ed, is a fellow named Dimick, kind of weedy-looking, pop-eyed fellow, all right? Shall I take his advice on insurance?"
"Yes. Works for Walbridge. Sure. You can ride along with him."
"I'm riding!"