时间:2019-01-20 作者:英语课 分类:纯正地道美语


英语课

Host: Hello everyone, and welcome to open mic night! You’re in for a real treat as we’ve got a lot of great comics here with us tonight. First up, we have a very funny man coming straight from the state of Montana, Robert Hicks!


A: Thank you, everyone! Well, what a lovely crowd. You know, there’s nothing I love better than stand-up comedy! You know, I’ve been working on my routine for months now, and I’ve got some real zingers for you tonight. Let’s start out with some short jokes, how bout 1 that? Where do you find a one legged dog?…… Where you left it.


A: Get it? Mmm Anyways... What do you call a sheep with no legs? …… A cloud !


A: Tough crowd... Alright, now you’re going to love this joke. It’s hilarious 2! What do cows do for entertainment? ……They rent moooovies ! moooovies


A:Okay, Okay, we’ve got a few hecklers in the audience, but this one is good! What does a fish say when it runs into a wall? ……DAM!


A:Okay, Last one! Why do gorillas 3 have big nostrils 4? ……Because they got big fingers!!!!!!!!!


Audience: You suck! Get off the stage!


A:Thanks, everyone !That was my time

 



n.侵袭,发作;一次(阵,回);拳击等比赛
  • I was suffering with a bout of nerves.我感到一阵紧张。
  • That bout of pneumonia enfeebled her.那次肺炎的发作使她虚弱了。
adj.充满笑声的,欢闹的;[反]depressed
  • The party got quite hilarious after they brought more wine.在他们又拿来更多的酒之后,派对变得更加热闹起来。
  • We stop laughing because the show was so hilarious.我们笑个不停,因为那个节目太搞笑了。
n.大猩猩( gorilla的名词复数 );暴徒,打手
  • the similitude between humans and gorillas 人类和大猩猩的相像
  • Each family of gorillas is led by a great silverbacked patriarch. 每个大星星家族都由一个魁梧的、长着银色被毛的族长带领着。 来自《简明英汉词典》
鼻孔( nostril的名词复数 )
  • Her nostrils flared with anger. 她气得两个鼻孔都鼓了起来。
  • The horse dilated its nostrils. 马张大鼻孔。
学英语单词
Abhidhamma, Pitaka
airwell
alternate communication
as heavy as a bag of as lead
at the other extreme
Atodabanian Age
birah (bire)
Blue Grass belle
Bragg-Kleeman rule
BRCT
butt joining
C-message filter
capital-in-excess account
cementstone group
chart recording paper
chemoreceptivity
Chinese white dolphin
claim the moral high ground
clike
color holography
colour filter
commercial policy
common calamint
compensator valve
continuous-random network
cranked fish plate
damping parameter
davisonite
differential teaction rate
discharge of sewage
dispersoid distribution
double eccentric gear
earth rubber
Elie Metchnikov
empty-headedness
endolasers
english slang
epifluorescence
f.i.o.
fettle
fixed-width
fluid pulse converter
fluvicoline
fragmentation of nucleus
glaucomatous fleck
graphic elements
groupmate
healfb-education
high-dependency
hold with sth
identity crisis
induced spread
iraimbilanja
ivory gull
Kimpoko
leiotropic
Lepidosaphinae
linear lightning
linearly polarised mode
lungee
media cultivation effect
microcytase
newnesses
Newtonian capacity
nonlower
ompr
overlooked
pemmatites
petaurus breviceps
pinup girl
pneumatic piston servo-drive
prefuse
protein clock
psychosocial functioning
pulsation pole
radioactive tracer gas
rami superior
red-bag
reevacuate
reinterviews
relative cold loss
rule interpreter
shot our mouth off
single face telegraph
some here
sophisticated electronic diagnostic system
soundness of cement
sparry intraclastic calcarenite
stemmles
sterling balances
straight-line motion mechanism
sturnus vulgaris poltaratskyi
surface mounted luminaire
synthetic syntonic circuit
the daughter of fire
Thiobacteriales
trailed tractor plow
trehearne
trichinous
vena thoracalis lateralis
wildebeest
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