时间:2019-01-20 作者:英语课 分类:纯正地道美语


英语课

Host: Hello everyone, and welcome to open mic night! You’re in for a real treat as we’ve got a lot of great comics here with us tonight. First up, we have a very funny man coming straight from the state of Montana, Robert Hicks!


A: Thank you, everyone! Well, what a lovely crowd. You know, there’s nothing I love better than stand-up comedy! You know, I’ve been working on my routine for months now, and I’ve got some real zingers for you tonight. Let’s start out with some short jokes, how bout 1 that? Where do you find a one legged dog?…… Where you left it.


A: Get it? Mmm Anyways... What do you call a sheep with no legs? …… A cloud !


A: Tough crowd... Alright, now you’re going to love this joke. It’s hilarious 2! What do cows do for entertainment? ……They rent moooovies ! moooovies


A:Okay, Okay, we’ve got a few hecklers in the audience, but this one is good! What does a fish say when it runs into a wall? ……DAM!


A:Okay, Last one! Why do gorillas 3 have big nostrils 4? ……Because they got big fingers!!!!!!!!!


Audience: You suck! Get off the stage!


A:Thanks, everyone !That was my time

 



n.侵袭,发作;一次(阵,回);拳击等比赛
  • I was suffering with a bout of nerves.我感到一阵紧张。
  • That bout of pneumonia enfeebled her.那次肺炎的发作使她虚弱了。
adj.充满笑声的,欢闹的;[反]depressed
  • The party got quite hilarious after they brought more wine.在他们又拿来更多的酒之后,派对变得更加热闹起来。
  • We stop laughing because the show was so hilarious.我们笑个不停,因为那个节目太搞笑了。
n.大猩猩( gorilla的名词复数 );暴徒,打手
  • the similitude between humans and gorillas 人类和大猩猩的相像
  • Each family of gorillas is led by a great silverbacked patriarch. 每个大星星家族都由一个魁梧的、长着银色被毛的族长带领着。 来自《简明英汉词典》
鼻孔( nostril的名词复数 )
  • Her nostrils flared with anger. 她气得两个鼻孔都鼓了起来。
  • The horse dilated its nostrils. 马张大鼻孔。
学英语单词
-sexed
a shocker
acteth
action mechanisms
angular diameter
Ariake-zan
asporous
ASPR
astern ignition cam
asymptotic curvature
badamia exclamationis
band structure
base of a logarithm
benzoyl isothiocyanate
bidirectional laminate
candy pants
cash against shipping documents
cast out of house and home
centes
collation sequence
comparative level
conocara kreffti
conovers
control lever for beater
corrugated-irons
cylinder rake bar loader
cytogenetic band
dalarnas l?n (dalarna)
Dellfeld
direct heir
discolorated
displayable index
edit object
emission control device
ETFA
explicit subsidy
fan the breeze
fashion-relateds
fluid-structure interaction
fractional stock warrant
genus cephalantheras
genus Dactylopius
gift exchange
gij
Gizdavac
global shared resources
graphical device interface printer
green anode
guano phosphorite
hazemeter
hereditary system
InstallShield
inventions contrary to morality
La Plaine-des-Cafres
Lahori
load prediction curve
maunderers
measured-value
mechanical tube cleaner
medium-speed lift
methyl-hydantoic acid
nudenesses
optical orientation device
overload current
overwearying
palmeroes
Passi
pathoplasticity
pikemen
pole setting machine
print attribute
push past
r-meter
radiation passage monitor
radio frequency stability
remedies for lack of conforming
reremouses
ripple eliminator
safinas
Seekoegat
semi-integral voltammetry
sink at sight
siouxes
sit-and-goes
skip twill
soucar
splayed scarf
stem and leaf
supplementary water source
syllabizing
table of threads
take credit for
talenth
technological development project
thanked
translational lattice
troy pound(lb)
turbination
unlamented
vegetable tanned sheep skin
weeding of grease
xzavier