时间:2019-01-20 作者:英语课 分类:纯正地道美语


英语课

Host: Hello everyone, and welcome to open mic night! You’re in for a real treat as we’ve got a lot of great comics here with us tonight. First up, we have a very funny man coming straight from the state of Montana, Robert Hicks!


A: Thank you, everyone! Well, what a lovely crowd. You know, there’s nothing I love better than stand-up comedy! You know, I’ve been working on my routine for months now, and I’ve got some real zingers for you tonight. Let’s start out with some short jokes, how bout 1 that? Where do you find a one legged dog?…… Where you left it.


A: Get it? Mmm Anyways... What do you call a sheep with no legs? …… A cloud !


A: Tough crowd... Alright, now you’re going to love this joke. It’s hilarious 2! What do cows do for entertainment? ……They rent moooovies ! moooovies


A:Okay, Okay, we’ve got a few hecklers in the audience, but this one is good! What does a fish say when it runs into a wall? ……DAM!


A:Okay, Last one! Why do gorillas 3 have big nostrils 4? ……Because they got big fingers!!!!!!!!!


Audience: You suck! Get off the stage!


A:Thanks, everyone !That was my time

 



n.侵袭,发作;一次(阵,回);拳击等比赛
  • I was suffering with a bout of nerves.我感到一阵紧张。
  • That bout of pneumonia enfeebled her.那次肺炎的发作使她虚弱了。
adj.充满笑声的,欢闹的;[反]depressed
  • The party got quite hilarious after they brought more wine.在他们又拿来更多的酒之后,派对变得更加热闹起来。
  • We stop laughing because the show was so hilarious.我们笑个不停,因为那个节目太搞笑了。
n.大猩猩( gorilla的名词复数 );暴徒,打手
  • the similitude between humans and gorillas 人类和大猩猩的相像
  • Each family of gorillas is led by a great silverbacked patriarch. 每个大星星家族都由一个魁梧的、长着银色被毛的族长带领着。 来自《简明英汉词典》
鼻孔( nostril的名词复数 )
  • Her nostrils flared with anger. 她气得两个鼻孔都鼓了起来。
  • The horse dilated its nostrils. 马张大鼻孔。
学英语单词
Abanades
adermykon
aerial part
akinetic seizure
alpha channels
alternating current/direct-current
alternating hysteresis
anatomical sphincter
application blanks
basic assignments
Bettystown
BH set
blowhard
box-in
bundle of lines
campaign issue
cantharimide
chaos light
clearance space
Cowdria
crtback
dredge clause
education mode
equivalent Pi network
Fegyvernek
flag hooks
free phagocytes
galactic (sky) noise
gas coolant
generative psychosis
Gialtra
gone all out
gonorhynchiform
guadeloupeans
heavy wall vessels
high pressure forming
hydrazinium oxalate
in the library
indie-pop
indigent
infinite gap
Inflation-indexed securities
interest scales
jalabiyah
janae
kristoffel
laurisilva
leadingly
leshan
load line rules
local replacement policy
marquis de lafayettes
mateable
Medchal
miseating
moderator fluid
mountain climbing (alpinism mountaineering)
muckna
net plane of lattice
nondinosaurs
open addressing overflow technique
out-of-process server
Pacuani
Patttern
peerly
perhydro-
Piave, R.
pioneer organism
potassium hydrogen citrate
problem-solving system
process output
pseudomyiasis
reichler
related disciplines
reobtain
ridgeplate
rubber roll for foodstuff
safety of life at sea
scicolone
scn
semi-intensive grazing system
shields of david
Skilsaws
spermaioid
spinnerbait
spring breaks
strigol
subtransparent
surd number
surge hopper
suspension scale
tirma
to order to
topsail halyard bend
trend-driven
unconfidential
uniterm
variable capacitor with equal capacitance
vesical stone
Werner's syndrome
wrapper leaf
zygomaticomaxilary