时间:2019-01-20 作者:英语课 分类:纯正地道美语


英语课

Host: Hello everyone, and welcome to open mic night! You’re in for a real treat as we’ve got a lot of great comics here with us tonight. First up, we have a very funny man coming straight from the state of Montana, Robert Hicks!


A: Thank you, everyone! Well, what a lovely crowd. You know, there’s nothing I love better than stand-up comedy! You know, I’ve been working on my routine for months now, and I’ve got some real zingers for you tonight. Let’s start out with some short jokes, how bout 1 that? Where do you find a one legged dog?…… Where you left it.


A: Get it? Mmm Anyways... What do you call a sheep with no legs? …… A cloud !


A: Tough crowd... Alright, now you’re going to love this joke. It’s hilarious 2! What do cows do for entertainment? ……They rent moooovies ! moooovies


A:Okay, Okay, we’ve got a few hecklers in the audience, but this one is good! What does a fish say when it runs into a wall? ……DAM!


A:Okay, Last one! Why do gorillas 3 have big nostrils 4? ……Because they got big fingers!!!!!!!!!


Audience: You suck! Get off the stage!


A:Thanks, everyone !That was my time

 



n.侵袭,发作;一次(阵,回);拳击等比赛
  • I was suffering with a bout of nerves.我感到一阵紧张。
  • That bout of pneumonia enfeebled her.那次肺炎的发作使她虚弱了。
adj.充满笑声的,欢闹的;[反]depressed
  • The party got quite hilarious after they brought more wine.在他们又拿来更多的酒之后,派对变得更加热闹起来。
  • We stop laughing because the show was so hilarious.我们笑个不停,因为那个节目太搞笑了。
n.大猩猩( gorilla的名词复数 );暴徒,打手
  • the similitude between humans and gorillas 人类和大猩猩的相像
  • Each family of gorillas is led by a great silverbacked patriarch. 每个大星星家族都由一个魁梧的、长着银色被毛的族长带领着。 来自《简明英汉词典》
鼻孔( nostril的名词复数 )
  • Her nostrils flared with anger. 她气得两个鼻孔都鼓了起来。
  • The horse dilated its nostrils. 马张大鼻孔。
学英语单词
99Tc-Succimer
abandoned ships
accelerated cost recovery system
Alimos
antenna control table
astochia trigemina
automatic stuff box
bayonet
Big Apple
bondsmen
Bourscheid
breast blister
chance decision
Ciconia ciconia
coralliophila erosa
cranopygia sauteri
customer centricity
cyclohexane sulfamic acid
dacryma
decompartmentalized
demographic transition
diaphoretic drug
doddypoll
ecologically-minded
Edisto R.
efficiency frequency characteristic
electrohypersensitivity
fast-twitch
filix femina
flecainide acetate
free genetic variability
free-blown glass
galerass
get work done
glomerulonephrosis
harker lines
Harmstorf
hemicytheria estrualina
high-rate activated sludge process
holes and holes
horizontal interlace
ideographically
inclination of lateral condylar guidance
inclined drum type truck mixer
koffman
lake bottom reclamation
laundered
lift limiter
lintitript
load line zone
mavalas
Menticirrhus littoralis
microangiopathies
more-time
morroes
Muslimises
noload test run
non metallic sheath
noncoding sequence
not a breath of air
Noxyfiex
objective angular field
opart
oxometallate
Panchi group
photoelectric organ
pittler coding system
pituitary eunuchism
plainward
polaris submarine
recurrent facilitation
representation of a game
reverse dribble
reverse lever foot rest
RNAvirus
saipan
Sancy
Schron's granules
shreed
sinkful
smsisnsis-s
spark coil leak detector
specific speed of water turbine
stabilised power unit
stopper rod ladle
straddle-cutter
strangaliella lateristriata
street spam
stricture of rectum
structure constant
subduplicate
sulfite cellulose
transit goodwn
Treasury obligations
twin ell
under-hedging
unhipness
verandahs
wellbroken
whistlin'
white plastic