时间:2019-01-20 作者:英语课 分类:纯正地道美语


英语课

Host: Hello everyone, and welcome to open mic night! You’re in for a real treat as we’ve got a lot of great comics here with us tonight. First up, we have a very funny man coming straight from the state of Montana, Robert Hicks!


A: Thank you, everyone! Well, what a lovely crowd. You know, there’s nothing I love better than stand-up comedy! You know, I’ve been working on my routine for months now, and I’ve got some real zingers for you tonight. Let’s start out with some short jokes, how bout 1 that? Where do you find a one legged dog?…… Where you left it.


A: Get it? Mmm Anyways... What do you call a sheep with no legs? …… A cloud !


A: Tough crowd... Alright, now you’re going to love this joke. It’s hilarious 2! What do cows do for entertainment? ……They rent moooovies ! moooovies


A:Okay, Okay, we’ve got a few hecklers in the audience, but this one is good! What does a fish say when it runs into a wall? ……DAM!


A:Okay, Last one! Why do gorillas 3 have big nostrils 4? ……Because they got big fingers!!!!!!!!!


Audience: You suck! Get off the stage!


A:Thanks, everyone !That was my time

 



n.侵袭,发作;一次(阵,回);拳击等比赛
  • I was suffering with a bout of nerves.我感到一阵紧张。
  • That bout of pneumonia enfeebled her.那次肺炎的发作使她虚弱了。
adj.充满笑声的,欢闹的;[反]depressed
  • The party got quite hilarious after they brought more wine.在他们又拿来更多的酒之后,派对变得更加热闹起来。
  • We stop laughing because the show was so hilarious.我们笑个不停,因为那个节目太搞笑了。
n.大猩猩( gorilla的名词复数 );暴徒,打手
  • the similitude between humans and gorillas 人类和大猩猩的相像
  • Each family of gorillas is led by a great silverbacked patriarch. 每个大星星家族都由一个魁梧的、长着银色被毛的族长带领着。 来自《简明英汉词典》
鼻孔( nostril的名词复数 )
  • Her nostrils flared with anger. 她气得两个鼻孔都鼓了起来。
  • The horse dilated its nostrils. 马张大鼻孔。
学英语单词
absolute blackbody radiation
air-rage
allisantin
anchouey
antispirituality
aquaculture in tideland
arhopala bazalus turbata
Arneth's classification
Atractylon
be restricted to
branck
carbamyl transferase
Cateel B.
catoptrid
cerium mischmetall
charter of concession
chromic arsenic poisoning
cimicidaes
clothes line, clothesline
coalize
colo(u)r copying machine
congocidines
contact tin plating
counterindicated
crocheting
cumulation of crimes
deferred printing
desmycosin
deterministic transfer function
diethoxin
dorsolumbar
drymotaenium miyoshianum
eastcentral
effective pumping speed
evade foreign exchange
examine into
fade-out measures
froese
genus hymenophyllums
geosocial
Heaviside's expansion theorem
Hopea
Huntington Beach
hyperbolic function
indexing system
interpersonal skills
leptumtic
line-sequential color television
linear-slot array
lock joint
log trailer
marssonia manschurica (naoumoff) sawada
mechanical test of material
median gutter
metatitanate
military exercise zone
monolithic mica capacitor
motion dynamics
moulding plastics
mouth harpist
muscovite schist
narrow supposition
nodocoquimba praesideria
oligomerize
optical fiber circuit
Ossets
output feedback
pasticciotto
pen culture
pfeffernuss
Piechowice
plotting objective
pre-ordination
radar-guidance system
redistribution
rehandle facilities
scatterancele communication
school-keeper
skeletal material
smoke tanning
snap off diode
solution method of growth
steady-flow combustion
subpile control-rod compartment
sugar cane fibre
synthetic resin gasket
take someone on the hop
talinum calycinums
task & bonus system
transvaal kafferbooms
troglodytes troglodytes taivanus
tulunasia
two liquid centrifuge
unbalanceably
unsensualized
USA Network
uttering forged instrument
virtual democracy
weak coupling model
wholly owned subsidiaries
wirewalkers
working to windward