时间:2019-01-20 作者:英语课 分类:纯正地道美语


英语课

Host: Hello everyone, and welcome to open mic night! You’re in for a real treat as we’ve got a lot of great comics here with us tonight. First up, we have a very funny man coming straight from the state of Montana, Robert Hicks!


A: Thank you, everyone! Well, what a lovely crowd. You know, there’s nothing I love better than stand-up comedy! You know, I’ve been working on my routine for months now, and I’ve got some real zingers for you tonight. Let’s start out with some short jokes, how bout 1 that? Where do you find a one legged dog?…… Where you left it.


A: Get it? Mmm Anyways... What do you call a sheep with no legs? …… A cloud !


A: Tough crowd... Alright, now you’re going to love this joke. It’s hilarious 2! What do cows do for entertainment? ……They rent moooovies ! moooovies


A:Okay, Okay, we’ve got a few hecklers in the audience, but this one is good! What does a fish say when it runs into a wall? ……DAM!


A:Okay, Last one! Why do gorillas 3 have big nostrils 4? ……Because they got big fingers!!!!!!!!!


Audience: You suck! Get off the stage!


A:Thanks, everyone !That was my time

 



n.侵袭,发作;一次(阵,回);拳击等比赛
  • I was suffering with a bout of nerves.我感到一阵紧张。
  • That bout of pneumonia enfeebled her.那次肺炎的发作使她虚弱了。
adj.充满笑声的,欢闹的;[反]depressed
  • The party got quite hilarious after they brought more wine.在他们又拿来更多的酒之后,派对变得更加热闹起来。
  • We stop laughing because the show was so hilarious.我们笑个不停,因为那个节目太搞笑了。
n.大猩猩( gorilla的名词复数 );暴徒,打手
  • the similitude between humans and gorillas 人类和大猩猩的相像
  • Each family of gorillas is led by a great silverbacked patriarch. 每个大星星家族都由一个魁梧的、长着银色被毛的族长带领着。 来自《简明英汉词典》
鼻孔( nostril的名词复数 )
  • Her nostrils flared with anger. 她气得两个鼻孔都鼓了起来。
  • The horse dilated its nostrils. 马张大鼻孔。
学英语单词
a man of law
acunt
alternating current machine
analogy method
antiscarlet fever globulin
Apold
assume no risk
audio frequency oscillator
backward combustion
baked core
beam impedance
belgians
Berehomet
blue map
British Standard Institute
buoyage system B
ceredigions
Chinese character output
chlorinating
construction industries
copper tack
counter-craft
deckzelle
deep weathering
duwende
electrical bias
equipartition principle
Erycibe henryi
Ex maleficio non oritur contractus.
f. o. d.
farfan
fault trellis drainage pattern
fly trap
full tinting strength
functional theory of property
gear testing machine
gillman
gotchers
GPRS support node
hair roller
hemocytotripsy
henceforth
heterologous cardiac valve
hot mercerization
image manipulation language
independent side band
indoor humidity
inflation process
ion gauge ion gage
kemenche
Kopacz
late finish time
leaf area indice
line of segregation
low idling speed test
lowest step
macront
Maddalena, I.
marumi (kumquat)
metal armouring
military court
milling chamber
mismanaged
Montrose Hill
multimedia authoring
multiplex yarn
Mutisia viciaefolia
myristica ceylanica cagayanensis
Narragansett
NIM module
non-banking
off-the-ball
opposite numbers
optical path distortion
outlustred
oversensationalize
phenol formaldehyde resin
Phillips L.
phyllokinin
printed circuit block
radar identification
rail trail
reesterify
Rhipsalidopsis
sainzs
sclero-atrophic heriez syndrome
scrimpers
secession
semi manufactured product
square-wave voltage
stage carriage
Streptothrix chromogenes
subject authority file
swamp donkey
temora turbinata
tricycle
turning short round with anchor
ultramicrospectrophotometry
unfilm
ungentlemanny
unmounted
Urtica angustifolia