时间:2019-01-10 作者:英语课 分类:365个英语简短小故事


英语课

Two mayors made a bet on the outcome of the Vegetable Bowl, the annual football game between their high school teams. If Arvada’s team lost, the mayor of Arvada would send the mayor of Boulder 1 ten pounds of sliced potatoes, ready for frying. If Boulder’s team lost, the mayor would send ten pounds of sliced tomatoes, ready for sandwiches or salads.


Unfortunately, before the game started, the mayor of Boulder overheard the Arvada mayor tell someone: “They grow the worst tomatoes. If they lose and send us their tomatoes, I’m going to give them all to my pig.” The mayor of Boulder was upset to hear this, because he thought Boulder’s tomatoes were the best in the state. So he gave the matter some thought.


The following week, the big game was played. Boulder lost its star quarterback in the first half when he tripped over a cheerleader and sprained 2 his big toe. The quarterback glumly 3 watched the rest of the game from the bench. His team ended up losing, 38 to 12. The two mayors shook hands after the game, and the Arvada mayor said, “I’m really looking forward to those tomatoes.” As the Boulder team left the stadium, some unhappy fans threw ripe tomatoes at them.


A week later, the mayor of Arvada received a package of beautifully sliced tomatoes. He took them straight to his pig, which gobbled them right up. That night the mayor of Boulder asked his wife if Arvada’s mayor had called. “No,” she said. “Why?” “Because I mixed a pint 4 of hot sauce into the tomatoes and I wanted to know how his pig’s doing.”


 



n.巨砾;卵石,圆石
  • We all heaved together and removed the boulder.大家一齐用劲,把大石头搬开了。
  • He stepped clear of the boulder.他从大石头后面走了出来。
v.&n. 扭伤
  • I stumbled and sprained my ankle. 我摔了一跤,把脚脖子扭了。
  • When Mary sprained her ankles, John carried her piggyback to the doctors. 玛丽扭伤了足踝,约翰驮她去看医生。
adv.忧郁地,闷闷不乐地;阴郁地
  • He stared at it glumly, and soon became lost in thought. 他惘然沉入了瞑想。 来自子夜部分
  • The President sat glumly rubbing his upper molar, saying nothing. 总统愁眉苦脸地坐在那里,磨着他的上牙,一句话也没有说。 来自辞典例句
n.品脱
  • I'll have a pint of beer and a packet of crisps, please.我要一品脱啤酒和一袋炸马铃薯片。
  • In the old days you could get a pint of beer for a shilling.从前,花一先令就可以买到一品脱啤酒。
学英语单词
a cock-and-bull story
afforms
aggsbach markt (aggsbach)
allotment of radio frequency channel
asymmetrical relationship
auditor's need
auxiliary (airway) beacon
avians
b glove box
bdal
beijing olympic games
bliht
Bruegel, Pieter
butlerless
Caldisphaeraceae
certhia familiariss
chickabiddies
Christisonia
chromatographic instrument
civilizers
Cojudo Blanco, Cerro
comatosenesses
continuum light source
cream-white
cyclopropane dicarboxylic acid
drawing browser
dried radish
dust shaft
earth-moving
ecotope
electromagnetic surveying
ellipsoidal grating
embertons
enrymeric
enzyme immunosorbent techique
exoglucanase
facial nucleus
fuckmachines
furnace roils
garrastazu
gonadovenography
gratz bridge
Half Moon B.
halomethyl
hand fed
homogeneity broadening
horah
hummmm
incrusting matters
interrogatees
jules
kantors
Kithairon Oros
lateral palpebral arteries
lupoi
marrow pea
minilot
Minnesota State University, Mankato
muscle cells
mutation operator
next-event incrementing method
nipple clamps
number sieve
over load protector
paravincini
PASSAMEZZO
payment commission
pile-work
plastic pallet
plinkings
Polythrinicium
portfolio-balance approach
production mask
remote program entry
rolled in scrap
rolling bearings
ruralizes
scitation
scoop wheel distributor
scotophor
signal transmission form
siredon
Spanish cedar tree
special surface
splits
Start-stop system.
stbd
straight-leaded gasoline
strengthening action
substitute goods
time occupancy ratio
total profit
Townsend, Francis Everett
tvga
unicolor
vasya
vaticide
vinegared
whiff of grape-shot
X-ray interference
Yodǒk-gun
YS (yield strength)