时间:2019-01-10 作者:英语课 分类:365个英语简短小故事


英语课

Two mayors made a bet on the outcome of the Vegetable Bowl, the annual football game between their high school teams. If Arvada’s team lost, the mayor of Arvada would send the mayor of Boulder 1 ten pounds of sliced potatoes, ready for frying. If Boulder’s team lost, the mayor would send ten pounds of sliced tomatoes, ready for sandwiches or salads.


Unfortunately, before the game started, the mayor of Boulder overheard the Arvada mayor tell someone: “They grow the worst tomatoes. If they lose and send us their tomatoes, I’m going to give them all to my pig.” The mayor of Boulder was upset to hear this, because he thought Boulder’s tomatoes were the best in the state. So he gave the matter some thought.


The following week, the big game was played. Boulder lost its star quarterback in the first half when he tripped over a cheerleader and sprained 2 his big toe. The quarterback glumly 3 watched the rest of the game from the bench. His team ended up losing, 38 to 12. The two mayors shook hands after the game, and the Arvada mayor said, “I’m really looking forward to those tomatoes.” As the Boulder team left the stadium, some unhappy fans threw ripe tomatoes at them.


A week later, the mayor of Arvada received a package of beautifully sliced tomatoes. He took them straight to his pig, which gobbled them right up. That night the mayor of Boulder asked his wife if Arvada’s mayor had called. “No,” she said. “Why?” “Because I mixed a pint 4 of hot sauce into the tomatoes and I wanted to know how his pig’s doing.”


 



n.巨砾;卵石,圆石
  • We all heaved together and removed the boulder.大家一齐用劲,把大石头搬开了。
  • He stepped clear of the boulder.他从大石头后面走了出来。
v.&n. 扭伤
  • I stumbled and sprained my ankle. 我摔了一跤,把脚脖子扭了。
  • When Mary sprained her ankles, John carried her piggyback to the doctors. 玛丽扭伤了足踝,约翰驮她去看医生。
adv.忧郁地,闷闷不乐地;阴郁地
  • He stared at it glumly, and soon became lost in thought. 他惘然沉入了瞑想。 来自子夜部分
  • The President sat glumly rubbing his upper molar, saying nothing. 总统愁眉苦脸地坐在那里,磨着他的上牙,一句话也没有说。 来自辞典例句
n.品脱
  • I'll have a pint of beer and a packet of crisps, please.我要一品脱啤酒和一袋炸马铃薯片。
  • In the old days you could get a pint of beer for a shilling.从前,花一先令就可以买到一品脱啤酒。
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acetohydrazine
adulterine guild
aerodynamic balance measuring
Aimee Semple
air cooled air conditioner
angular-motion
balance of the tax payable
barbeiro
bass deafness
beak of cam
birch family
branched macromolecule
caranday wax
Casalegno
consumer-goods
contingencies
continuous blocks
continuous floor
convalescent carrier
coupled substitution
curature
dead-stop titration
debugging package
DFUR
disgraduates
dun laoghaire-rathdown
Dysolobium grande
e-mailer
employment planning
ensuring proper downward flow of the blood
environmental geology
expresion
familial hyperalphalipopro-teinemia
G.A.T.
gentlely
gin-palaces
goods in bulk
grotesqueness
handyman's special
hivess
hymnlike
I-type arm
inhabited
jamaica apples
jialal
job displacement
korinhit
leafspring
lenscale
liana rubber
mango hunter
mega-musicals
melting process
microhemorrhage
mine yard
model photonuclear reaction
nazun (india)
non-hydraulic binding material
nonpsychosexual
nw
Oktyabr'skaya
overplucked
pannic acid
Pinware R.
plant tissue test
polyphthalocyanines
predoomed
protyles
put the other way round
pyaemia
quasi-electron
ramp-ups
rate cutting
rehnquists
resource equalization tax
rock catcher
round ligament of the uteruss
roundabout trade
S-CMS
Samar del Norte, Prov.of
scroll gear
self-reproachfully
sexadecimal system
short title file
showlow
skew cutting
spirooscope
standard pyranometer
starch-saccharifing activity
strahstein (actinolite)
sublimated ice
tatterara
teaching-learning process
therapeutic pneumothorax
three phasevoltage
tidy sums
tube bundle of tube-type heat exchanger
Twilight Saga
U-valley
vanderhorstia ambanoro
volunteer sample
yin-yangs