时间:2019-01-10 作者:英语课 分类:365个英语简短小故事


英语课

Two mayors made a bet on the outcome of the Vegetable Bowl, the annual football game between their high school teams. If Arvada’s team lost, the mayor of Arvada would send the mayor of Boulder 1 ten pounds of sliced potatoes, ready for frying. If Boulder’s team lost, the mayor would send ten pounds of sliced tomatoes, ready for sandwiches or salads.


Unfortunately, before the game started, the mayor of Boulder overheard the Arvada mayor tell someone: “They grow the worst tomatoes. If they lose and send us their tomatoes, I’m going to give them all to my pig.” The mayor of Boulder was upset to hear this, because he thought Boulder’s tomatoes were the best in the state. So he gave the matter some thought.


The following week, the big game was played. Boulder lost its star quarterback in the first half when he tripped over a cheerleader and sprained 2 his big toe. The quarterback glumly 3 watched the rest of the game from the bench. His team ended up losing, 38 to 12. The two mayors shook hands after the game, and the Arvada mayor said, “I’m really looking forward to those tomatoes.” As the Boulder team left the stadium, some unhappy fans threw ripe tomatoes at them.


A week later, the mayor of Arvada received a package of beautifully sliced tomatoes. He took them straight to his pig, which gobbled them right up. That night the mayor of Boulder asked his wife if Arvada’s mayor had called. “No,” she said. “Why?” “Because I mixed a pint 4 of hot sauce into the tomatoes and I wanted to know how his pig’s doing.”


 



n.巨砾;卵石,圆石
  • We all heaved together and removed the boulder.大家一齐用劲,把大石头搬开了。
  • He stepped clear of the boulder.他从大石头后面走了出来。
v.&n. 扭伤
  • I stumbled and sprained my ankle. 我摔了一跤,把脚脖子扭了。
  • When Mary sprained her ankles, John carried her piggyback to the doctors. 玛丽扭伤了足踝,约翰驮她去看医生。
adv.忧郁地,闷闷不乐地;阴郁地
  • He stared at it glumly, and soon became lost in thought. 他惘然沉入了瞑想。 来自子夜部分
  • The President sat glumly rubbing his upper molar, saying nothing. 总统愁眉苦脸地坐在那里,磨着他的上牙,一句话也没有说。 来自辞典例句
n.品脱
  • I'll have a pint of beer and a packet of crisps, please.我要一品脱啤酒和一袋炸马铃薯片。
  • In the old days you could get a pint of beer for a shilling.从前,花一先令就可以买到一品脱啤酒。
学英语单词
air support vessel
all-metal (air plane)
antenna setting angle
atomic reactor
barbitone
beheaded fish
BM12531
coaxial-cable carrier communication system
come up with something
conations
construction balance sheet
counter footrest
Cukor, George
cytoscreeners
dialogism
earthing autotransformer
enrollee
euripize
fascia spermatica externa
feed-water pump
finger-bar cutter
Fiskö
flood plain discharge
foul odor poisoning
fractionator spacing of plate in
funding and real mortgage bonds
G-GC
galne
gas channel black
gear honing machine
gear shift cover
go on a trip
grinding tolerance
half-face
hard-type hog
heavenly stem
high speed grinding wheel
hinge line(cardinal line)
hodcarrier
hustle sb aside
in ruddy health
insulating layer
interruptless
Islamic calendar
laying down
let it pass
let out a secret
lignin resin
liriomyza asterivora
llah
Lobelia clavata
lux mass
Mallorol
Martinelli, Giovanni
media tour
minor orphan
near forward scattering
nubilis
olivocochlear tract
pectinei
pegasse
pesters
phaeographina callospora
phallodeum
Pigue
Porak-Durante
pot lace
pretensioners
pune
question of life on Mars
railipotent
regeneration law
rehumanised
remilling
routine load task
sealing of a mould
segmental polypoid
Sehrt's clamp
sgurr
snuggledowns
specific products
split routing scheduling
standard of accuracy
stentorophonic
stone model
Storån
synthesis hologram
take on new order
tarmacing
tellurous bromide
the vietnam war
time-lag
Traffic Safety Signs for Inland Waterway
tribribromethanol
U.S.gal.
vaginismuses
vee door
Vengurla
water surface-film
wearishness
weevily
wrap-