时间:2019-01-10 作者:英语课 分类:365个英语简短小故事


英语课

Two mayors made a bet on the outcome of the Vegetable Bowl, the annual football game between their high school teams. If Arvada’s team lost, the mayor of Arvada would send the mayor of Boulder 1 ten pounds of sliced potatoes, ready for frying. If Boulder’s team lost, the mayor would send ten pounds of sliced tomatoes, ready for sandwiches or salads.


Unfortunately, before the game started, the mayor of Boulder overheard the Arvada mayor tell someone: “They grow the worst tomatoes. If they lose and send us their tomatoes, I’m going to give them all to my pig.” The mayor of Boulder was upset to hear this, because he thought Boulder’s tomatoes were the best in the state. So he gave the matter some thought.


The following week, the big game was played. Boulder lost its star quarterback in the first half when he tripped over a cheerleader and sprained 2 his big toe. The quarterback glumly 3 watched the rest of the game from the bench. His team ended up losing, 38 to 12. The two mayors shook hands after the game, and the Arvada mayor said, “I’m really looking forward to those tomatoes.” As the Boulder team left the stadium, some unhappy fans threw ripe tomatoes at them.


A week later, the mayor of Arvada received a package of beautifully sliced tomatoes. He took them straight to his pig, which gobbled them right up. That night the mayor of Boulder asked his wife if Arvada’s mayor had called. “No,” she said. “Why?” “Because I mixed a pint 4 of hot sauce into the tomatoes and I wanted to know how his pig’s doing.”


 



n.巨砾;卵石,圆石
  • We all heaved together and removed the boulder.大家一齐用劲,把大石头搬开了。
  • He stepped clear of the boulder.他从大石头后面走了出来。
v.&n. 扭伤
  • I stumbled and sprained my ankle. 我摔了一跤,把脚脖子扭了。
  • When Mary sprained her ankles, John carried her piggyback to the doctors. 玛丽扭伤了足踝,约翰驮她去看医生。
adv.忧郁地,闷闷不乐地;阴郁地
  • He stared at it glumly, and soon became lost in thought. 他惘然沉入了瞑想。 来自子夜部分
  • The President sat glumly rubbing his upper molar, saying nothing. 总统愁眉苦脸地坐在那里,磨着他的上牙,一句话也没有说。 来自辞典例句
n.品脱
  • I'll have a pint of beer and a packet of crisps, please.我要一品脱啤酒和一袋炸马铃薯片。
  • In the old days you could get a pint of beer for a shilling.从前,花一先令就可以买到一品脱啤酒。
学英语单词
additional provision
amblyomma helvolum
analyzer for physical property
assessment of petroleum resources
bang holes
beadleship
beauvaiss
bque.
brassinosteroid
chromatographic process
chromel-alumel thermometer
co-patentee
collagist
corpus fibrosum simplex
debittering yeast
deputize
dot image
double wish-bone arm type
dyctee
eddy-built bar
El Chilar
encephalomyopathies
energy coefficient
euphthiracarids
exchequered
fault-tolerant distributed system
floroacetamide
FUMG
gaufrage
get under
gibberone
haplopappus spinulosuss
high-latitudes
homobasidium
hydrogen value
hypoid-gear
juliferous
karst geomorphy
leakpan
linkifies
Little Bahama Bk.
livehood economy
lock onto
long throws
magneto block
make delivery
mania for winning cups and medals
matzas
maxillae setosae
Mecheria
megatest
modal number
month jumper spring
Muscoda
nanolattices
newspaper clippings
Nikita Sergeyevich Khrushchev
nuria
Orchis limprichtii
orsis
os costale
oxy-Tobias acid
part payment
permeabilise
photodermatosis
PICC Protection Indemnity Clause
poork
postpuberal
psychosurgeons
puppetly
pyrasteel
re-focus
received for shipment bill of lading
referencing function subprogram
reorganizes
restart command circuit
reusably
schiff's
second-order trigonal prism
sine-Gorden equation
single-frame motor
sohmer
static excitation equipment
superabsorbers
survival kit
Swertia emeiensis
swiftboated
synchronous tie
systematic risk
TBF1
technical safety appraisal(TSA)
tegmen mastoideum
thawing condition
thumbboards
tie-rod arm
tonnage of freight despatched
trebuler
trs.
Uithuizermeeden
volatile product
wonder-stricken
Zoysia pungens