时间:2019-01-10 作者:英语课 分类:365个英语简短小故事


英语课

Two mayors made a bet on the outcome of the Vegetable Bowl, the annual football game between their high school teams. If Arvada’s team lost, the mayor of Arvada would send the mayor of Boulder 1 ten pounds of sliced potatoes, ready for frying. If Boulder’s team lost, the mayor would send ten pounds of sliced tomatoes, ready for sandwiches or salads.


Unfortunately, before the game started, the mayor of Boulder overheard the Arvada mayor tell someone: “They grow the worst tomatoes. If they lose and send us their tomatoes, I’m going to give them all to my pig.” The mayor of Boulder was upset to hear this, because he thought Boulder’s tomatoes were the best in the state. So he gave the matter some thought.


The following week, the big game was played. Boulder lost its star quarterback in the first half when he tripped over a cheerleader and sprained 2 his big toe. The quarterback glumly 3 watched the rest of the game from the bench. His team ended up losing, 38 to 12. The two mayors shook hands after the game, and the Arvada mayor said, “I’m really looking forward to those tomatoes.” As the Boulder team left the stadium, some unhappy fans threw ripe tomatoes at them.


A week later, the mayor of Arvada received a package of beautifully sliced tomatoes. He took them straight to his pig, which gobbled them right up. That night the mayor of Boulder asked his wife if Arvada’s mayor had called. “No,” she said. “Why?” “Because I mixed a pint 4 of hot sauce into the tomatoes and I wanted to know how his pig’s doing.”


 



n.巨砾;卵石,圆石
  • We all heaved together and removed the boulder.大家一齐用劲,把大石头搬开了。
  • He stepped clear of the boulder.他从大石头后面走了出来。
v.&n. 扭伤
  • I stumbled and sprained my ankle. 我摔了一跤,把脚脖子扭了。
  • When Mary sprained her ankles, John carried her piggyback to the doctors. 玛丽扭伤了足踝,约翰驮她去看医生。
adv.忧郁地,闷闷不乐地;阴郁地
  • He stared at it glumly, and soon became lost in thought. 他惘然沉入了瞑想。 来自子夜部分
  • The President sat glumly rubbing his upper molar, saying nothing. 总统愁眉苦脸地坐在那里,磨着他的上牙,一句话也没有说。 来自辞典例句
n.品脱
  • I'll have a pint of beer and a packet of crisps, please.我要一品脱啤酒和一袋炸马铃薯片。
  • In the old days you could get a pint of beer for a shilling.从前,花一先令就可以买到一品脱啤酒。
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a gleam in someone's eye
activating enzyme
adoption of indigenous method
air injection system
aleuronoid
alkahest
alligator pear oil
almost-invisible
Ambridge
approximate expansion
Bohr-Mottelson model
bottom half-bearing
capability margin
checkerblooms
Chincoteague Island
chinese bank
cloud dynamics
cold (body) discharge
cutaneous gumma
director-general
dispersed university
dusty-foot
E-capture
Eden, Tg.
fingida
first of a kind plant
forereaching
fragmentitious
franchise fee
Frank Skinner
gate controlled rise time
general-purpose test-signal generator
gerberas
gilders
Gottlieb Daimler
Hamdǒk
hand-driven
high strength yellow brass
Houwink's law
hunanense
hyperthermias
infinity point
isoaconitic acid
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jamisens
Karel'skiy Bereg
light float
linguo-stylistics
lithofellic acid
litterage
machinability test
main core
major-medical
make before break contact
membranous rhinitis
mimetites
modernizations
national vocational qualifications (nvq)
notarial procedure
occludings
ophthalmomyositis
pachychoroidopathy
paper tape micro command
pay ... back
phenylbutyramide
pit-bottom waiting room
Private Interregional Conflict of Laws
pyrogene dye
Quellococha
Quotid
reageing
reality tv show
render support to
rescue work
rhyothemis fuliginosa
RNZN
rubber effect
sand-cleaner jig
Sattler's elastic layer
seatbacks
sedinon
sequentialisation
service bridge
sexlives
sleep-walkeds
Sound Market Value of Ship
stand on my bottom
starvin' Marvin
stellar radio source
stem line(levan & hauschka 1953)
subnodes
sugar-glazed
sulphaphenazole
syndrome of static blood stagnated in throat
taxological
tectonic stream
temporal frequency domain
tooska
topf
viix
whole tyre reclaim
work havoc on sb