时间:2019-01-07 作者:英语课 分类:365个英语简短小故事


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Wednesday night, Howard asked Glenn if he wanted to go fishing and girl-watching that weekend at Santa Fe Lake. “We’ll leave Friday morning and return late Sunday night,” he said. Glenn said he had to clean out his garage, so Howard went by himself.


Howard had also planned to lie around the hotel pool, soak 1 up the sun, read a good book, and look at pretty women in their bathing suits. His own apartment didn't have a pool, so whenever he traveled, he always liked to stay at a place with a pool. But when he arrived at the hotel about noon, he saw that there were no pretty girls at the pool. There were no girls at all. There was nobody at the pool, because the pool was empty. It was being repaired all that week. The staff had “forgotten” to tell Howard this little detail.


Howard called Glenn late Friday night.


“How was the fishing?” Glenn asked.


“Didn’t see any, didn’t catch any,” replied Howard.


“Well, did you catch any women?”


“No. And don’t even ask how many beauties I saw at the pool. I didn’t go to any bars. But I did go to a Mongolian all-you-can-eat place and had a good dinner. I think one of the waitresses liked me. She asked me if I wanted extra ketchup 2.”


“Well, I hope you said yes. Any time a woman asks you if you want extra anything, that’s female 3 code 4. It means they like you.”


“I said no. There was a whole bottle right in front of me.”


“Well, you blew it. I don’t know when you’re going to learn to pick up on those signals. Next time I’ll go with you and show you all the tricks.”


“If you knew all the tricks, you wouldn’t be divorced 5 three times.”


 



n.浸,湿透,喝醉;vt.使…湿透,浸泡在液体中,浸洗,吸入,使某人喝醉,向某人敲竹杠;vi.浸入液体,渗透,感化(某人),无节制地喝酒
  • Let the clothes soak for a few hours in soapy water.让衣服在肥皂水中泡几小时。
  • The oil will soak into the wood.油会渗进木头里。
n.蕃茄酱,蕃茄沙司
  • There's a spot of ketchup on the tablecloth.桌布上有一点番茄酱的渍斑。
  • Could I have some ketchup and napkins,please?请给我一些番茄酱和纸手巾?
adj.雌的,女(性)的;n.雌性的动物,女子
  • We only employ female workers.我们只雇用女工。
  • The animal in the picture was a female elephant.照片上的动物是头母象。
n.代码,代号,密码;法典,法规,规划
  • What's the code for Tianjin?天津的代号是多少?
  • Remember to use postal code.勿忘使用邮政编码。
adj.离婚的;分开的;不相干的;脱离的v.与…离婚(divorce的过去式和过去分词);分离;与某人离婚,判某人离婚
  • Apparently they are getting divorced soon. 看样子,他们很快就要离婚。
  • Many divorced men remarry and have second families. 许多离婚的男子再婚组成了新的家庭。
学英语单词
abaya
acer negundoes
Adams' saw
Albanian language
alphabets
annihilationistic
anticapitalist
audus
auxis tapeinosoma
Baluan I.
bin man
bulb storage
cardiac lung
Cardiopneumopexy
Cauchy's ratio test
change of host
Charlottetonians
chymes
clamping finger
claw mechanism
co operation
combination therapy
consanguineous frater
constant parameter channel
darband-e hajji boland
dead leaf odo(u)r
Delibes
diffractogauge
direct cross
dresslers
esculentoside
fibre camera
fossil copal (copalite)
gatrillions
gold-prospector
grand theatre
gunshot contusion
h'mong
handraulic
haploinsufficiency
hapludults
hundred-days
hydraulic control pitch propeller
instructional class
insuline
involution transformation
itinerating auditor
Jupiter IV
Kali B.
labour union law
laser radar range system
laugh out of the other side of one's mouth
Lausame School
law of combining volumes of gases
LDD
machine check mode
magaya
Magnedex
matthes
monitor anti-jam and control
multiform ventricular tachy cardia
negative grid characteristics
nipple count
palpifers
participantes
pebble structure
pipeline burying machine
political psychiatry
positioning and location system
potato wart fungus
producer price index (ppi)
projective connection
psychoactivities
pumping band
quad bus transceiver inverting
quaternary parasite
radiation painting
rarefications
red (podzolic)soil
schizocoral
scriptlike
selling at half price
simulation theorem
snake palms
snoughed
St John Ambulance Brigade
stack mast
sthenia
stoppedflow
superior cubitoradial articulation
tide batten
time-dimension
tin diseases
to some purpose
tool-in-use system
travell
TSCM
tutted
unfavourably
urini-
variable width rectangular pulse
X-ray excitation