时间:2019-01-02 作者:英语课 分类:原版英文故事与诗歌


英语课

Eye halve 1 a spelling checker……It came with my pea sea".In this poem some words have been substituted by homophones - words with the same sound but different spelling. It proves that computer spelling checkers are not infallible!


Eye Halve a Spelling Chequer


Eye halve a spelling chequer

It came with my pea sea

It plainly marques four my revue

Miss steaks eye kin 2 knot sea.


Eye strike a quay 3 and type a word

And weight four it two say

Weather eye am wrong oar 4 write

It shows me strait a weigh.


As soon as a mist ache is maid

It nose bee fore 6 two long

And eye can put the error rite 5

Its really ever wrong.


Eye have run this poem threw it

I am shore your pleased two no

Its letter perfect in it's weigh

My chequer tolled 7 me sew.


(Sauce unknown)


 


Correct English version


 


I have a spelling checker

It came with my PC

It plainly marks for my review

Mistakes I cannot see


I strike a key and type a word

And wait for it to say

Whether I am wrong or right

It shows me straight away


As soon as a mistake is made

It knows before too long

And I can put the error right

It’s rarely ever wrong


I have run this poem through it

I am sure you’re pleased to know

It’s letter perfect in its way

My checker told me so


(Source unknown)


 



vt.分成两半,平分;减少到一半
  • Let's halve the project between our two teams.让我们两个队平均分担这项工程吧。
  • I'll halve expenses with you.我要跟你平均分摊费用。
n.家族,亲属,血缘关系;adj.亲属关系的,同类的
  • He comes of good kin.他出身好。
  • She has gone to live with her husband's kin.她住到丈夫的亲戚家里去了。
n.码头,靠岸处
  • There are all kinds of ships in a quay.码头停泊各式各样的船。
  • The side of the boat hit the quay with a grinding jar.船舷撞到码头发出刺耳的声音。
n.桨,橹,划手;v.划行
  • The sailors oar slowly across the river.水手们慢慢地划过河去。
  • The blade of the oar was bitten off by a shark.浆叶被一条鲨鱼咬掉了。
n.典礼,惯例,习俗
  • This festival descends from a religious rite.这个节日起源于宗教仪式。
  • Most traditional societies have transition rites at puberty.大多数传统社会都为青春期的孩子举行成人礼。
adv.在前面;adj.先前的;在前部的;n.前部
  • Your seat is in the fore part of the aircraft.你的座位在飞机的前部。
  • I have the gift of fore knowledge.我能够未卜先知。
鸣钟(toll的过去式与过去分词形式)
  • Bells were tolled all over the country at the King's death. 全国为国王之死而鸣钟。
  • The church bell tolled the hour. 教堂的钟声报时。
学英语单词
abscission joint
acne rosacea
actinomycosis of bladder
advanced liberalism
arboring tool
atgar
autogenous inhibition
barometric pressure
be loose
Bol'shoy Ol'doy
broad loom carpet
chaotic movement
circulating blood volume measuring device
coefficient of gas amplification
color parameter
common water snakes
compact topology
componence
cratonic crust
damping rate
diagnostic thermograph
disembrangle
distance code
doleful
dryfire
ducks in a row
dumping angle
dust cage
EFPH
electrically welded chain
enterprise storage network
eye stone
financial requirement
footmanship
furnace operation curve
gather color
genus Galeocerdo
genus muscaris
give to the to the world
glandular cell
goniometrical
gunrooms
hang up one's shingle
hartshorn
helical coil spring
hiredman
hoisting pad
i.o.p.
industrial architecture
kinetics of particles
know ... by sight
kowd
kylindrite
lac insect
main brake solenoid
maintenance vehicle
makallah
MAOS
Mesa, Cerro
microflyers
Net operating loss carryforwards
nigers
Noguchi, Isamu
nucleofugalities
pinophytes
placebo group
plasma-screen
potato gelatin
potyvirus papaya leaf distortion mosaic virus
Proceno
program maintenance
pyrogens
reciprocal motion
rostov-on-don
rule sth out
Sanguinaria canadensis
sci-
setzler
shopped around
small vessel
sodium orthothioantimonate
sole user
Srebrenicas
standard sample survey theory
state highway system
suspicioning
take the helm of
technical sergeant
Tecopa
telosome(endrizzi & kohel 1966)
topoisomers
touch-powder
triangular tooth
unconsecrate
unidirectional system
vacuum triaxial test
ventricular extrasystole
Voltage Identification Digital
volume outside bark
welded construction
whistle something down the wind
Zhirnovskiy Rayon