时间:2019-01-02 作者:英语课 分类:原版英文故事与诗歌


英语课

Eye halve 1 a spelling checker……It came with my pea sea".In this poem some words have been substituted by homophones - words with the same sound but different spelling. It proves that computer spelling checkers are not infallible!


Eye Halve a Spelling Chequer


Eye halve a spelling chequer

It came with my pea sea

It plainly marques four my revue

Miss steaks eye kin 2 knot sea.


Eye strike a quay 3 and type a word

And weight four it two say

Weather eye am wrong oar 4 write

It shows me strait a weigh.


As soon as a mist ache is maid

It nose bee fore 6 two long

And eye can put the error rite 5

Its really ever wrong.


Eye have run this poem threw it

I am shore your pleased two no

Its letter perfect in it's weigh

My chequer tolled 7 me sew.


(Sauce unknown)


 


Correct English version


 


I have a spelling checker

It came with my PC

It plainly marks for my review

Mistakes I cannot see


I strike a key and type a word

And wait for it to say

Whether I am wrong or right

It shows me straight away


As soon as a mistake is made

It knows before too long

And I can put the error right

It’s rarely ever wrong


I have run this poem through it

I am sure you’re pleased to know

It’s letter perfect in its way

My checker told me so


(Source unknown)


 



vt.分成两半,平分;减少到一半
  • Let's halve the project between our two teams.让我们两个队平均分担这项工程吧。
  • I'll halve expenses with you.我要跟你平均分摊费用。
n.家族,亲属,血缘关系;adj.亲属关系的,同类的
  • He comes of good kin.他出身好。
  • She has gone to live with her husband's kin.她住到丈夫的亲戚家里去了。
n.码头,靠岸处
  • There are all kinds of ships in a quay.码头停泊各式各样的船。
  • The side of the boat hit the quay with a grinding jar.船舷撞到码头发出刺耳的声音。
n.桨,橹,划手;v.划行
  • The sailors oar slowly across the river.水手们慢慢地划过河去。
  • The blade of the oar was bitten off by a shark.浆叶被一条鲨鱼咬掉了。
n.典礼,惯例,习俗
  • This festival descends from a religious rite.这个节日起源于宗教仪式。
  • Most traditional societies have transition rites at puberty.大多数传统社会都为青春期的孩子举行成人礼。
adv.在前面;adj.先前的;在前部的;n.前部
  • Your seat is in the fore part of the aircraft.你的座位在飞机的前部。
  • I have the gift of fore knowledge.我能够未卜先知。
鸣钟(toll的过去式与过去分词形式)
  • Bells were tolled all over the country at the King's death. 全国为国王之死而鸣钟。
  • The church bell tolled the hour. 教堂的钟声报时。
学英语单词
above one's breath
acerated
after some time
aha moments
altitude error
antielection
aquavitae
Article of Agreement of the International Monetary Fund
atrophic leprosy
autocoliimation spectroscope
azimuth correction
Balears, Illes
barges
buffooning
Caput humeroulnare
cardinal points of ecliptic
cavity filling phase
chanty
coefficient of horizontal subgrade reaction
condensate return
conical shape
conscientious objaction
control area
copper rectifier
cosino-
Cubalhao
dance-hall
degree of weathering
dental therapeutic
diplazium proliferum
disc of constant thickness
dislocation earthquake
Divercillin
downstage
driving box body
Embrun
equalized delay line
exhaust valve clearance
FDW (feed water)
fission -neutron spectrum
frozen yoghurt
Güejar, R.
harbourage
hot off the press
hydro-jet boat
in faith where of
iron sulfate
isgur
jackrollers
Luschka's ligaments
mantle line
metamale
Molepolole
musk melon
Muňico
newz
nickel protoxide
normal high water level
oil hydraulic
Onverwacht series
osteoonychodysostosis
out of the frame
packaging equipment
paper-book
patronites
peribursal
perulatus
phenolsulphatase
philip dormer stanhopes
porchlights
pressure-time indicator diagram
pulmonary alveolitis
pure-rag paper
pyrocitrates
radar traffic control
radio communication for engineering construction
radio direction-finding chart
radioactive waste release
rangpur
red beech
reserve for pension
scammonin
Sjogren's disease
snort and tell
sod culture
soil survey
starter notch
Sterilized Intervention
symmetric hyperbolic equation
tauonic
telemark turn
top-fours
touters
undervotes
upper-workings
v engine
vaporizing oil range
vapour gravitative separate
Vergio, Col de
verines
viscosity-temperature
Viviana