时间:2019-01-02 作者:英语课 分类:原版英文故事与诗歌


英语课

Eye halve 1 a spelling checker……It came with my pea sea".In this poem some words have been substituted by homophones - words with the same sound but different spelling. It proves that computer spelling checkers are not infallible!


Eye Halve a Spelling Chequer


Eye halve a spelling chequer

It came with my pea sea

It plainly marques four my revue

Miss steaks eye kin 2 knot sea.


Eye strike a quay 3 and type a word

And weight four it two say

Weather eye am wrong oar 4 write

It shows me strait a weigh.


As soon as a mist ache is maid

It nose bee fore 6 two long

And eye can put the error rite 5

Its really ever wrong.


Eye have run this poem threw it

I am shore your pleased two no

Its letter perfect in it's weigh

My chequer tolled 7 me sew.


(Sauce unknown)


 


Correct English version


 


I have a spelling checker

It came with my PC

It plainly marks for my review

Mistakes I cannot see


I strike a key and type a word

And wait for it to say

Whether I am wrong or right

It shows me straight away


As soon as a mistake is made

It knows before too long

And I can put the error right

It’s rarely ever wrong


I have run this poem through it

I am sure you’re pleased to know

It’s letter perfect in its way

My checker told me so


(Source unknown)


 



vt.分成两半,平分;减少到一半
  • Let's halve the project between our two teams.让我们两个队平均分担这项工程吧。
  • I'll halve expenses with you.我要跟你平均分摊费用。
n.家族,亲属,血缘关系;adj.亲属关系的,同类的
  • He comes of good kin.他出身好。
  • She has gone to live with her husband's kin.她住到丈夫的亲戚家里去了。
n.码头,靠岸处
  • There are all kinds of ships in a quay.码头停泊各式各样的船。
  • The side of the boat hit the quay with a grinding jar.船舷撞到码头发出刺耳的声音。
n.桨,橹,划手;v.划行
  • The sailors oar slowly across the river.水手们慢慢地划过河去。
  • The blade of the oar was bitten off by a shark.浆叶被一条鲨鱼咬掉了。
n.典礼,惯例,习俗
  • This festival descends from a religious rite.这个节日起源于宗教仪式。
  • Most traditional societies have transition rites at puberty.大多数传统社会都为青春期的孩子举行成人礼。
adv.在前面;adj.先前的;在前部的;n.前部
  • Your seat is in the fore part of the aircraft.你的座位在飞机的前部。
  • I have the gift of fore knowledge.我能够未卜先知。
鸣钟(toll的过去式与过去分词形式)
  • Bells were tolled all over the country at the King's death. 全国为国王之死而鸣钟。
  • The church bell tolled the hour. 教堂的钟声报时。
学英语单词
a song hit
Acoustic-ultrasonic
all-zero filter
artist's conk
assembly of virus
ayllus
battery of presses
binarite
blood mast cell
blurred genres
carboxyl nitrile rubber
Carreras
chorisporous
City of Westminster
configuration management system
corroboree
counter sunk
degree-days of heating period
Democratic People's Republic of Korea
dicranoloma brevisetum samoanum
drain valve and muzzle door interlock lever
dry withstand
ESB
event-driven system
evulsive
familial multiple telangiectasis
family caprimulgidaes
fpas
glacial valley lake
great organ
hard cast iron
hauling stock
have a bone in the arm
hemorrhagings
hyperbase of a cone
ideal twist
interest sb in
international wanted notices
iodoacetic acid
issue to
jeopardizers
karzy
keep one's promise
lehmanite
lignified cell wall
lipotoxicity
maianthemum canadenses
manufacured feed
maxillopharyngeal
medawars
mesotheliosarcoma
metal-oxide-semiconductor system
micropublish
monaxial class
mudra
neoprotocuridine
Net Share
non-resiny
object id
open link chain
oral contracts
Orbison
Para-aluminite
PASCAL preprocessor PASCAL
pedal feed motion
pentadienoic acid
picture crosstalk
pilea microphyllas
Plant City
pomaculax japonicus
pompholygomete
positive poles
processing level
program ring
put in possession of
raise company loan
recr
reference template
repairing mass
reverberatory smelting
sea water intrusion
sea-breams
security for the costs of the arbitration proceedings
shannonite (monticellite)
slivercasting
Spanish stonecrop
Spiere
stack content
statutory license
steam puffer
sticky price
submergible machine
surface-ripened
Synotis saluenensis
terminal wheel
time-conscious
torrone
transistorizations
tribolium castaneum (herbst)
trifunctional monomer
uroleucon (uromelan) gobonis
utuado