时间:2019-01-02 作者:英语课 分类:原版英文故事与诗歌


英语课

Eye halve 1 a spelling checker……It came with my pea sea".In this poem some words have been substituted by homophones - words with the same sound but different spelling. It proves that computer spelling checkers are not infallible!


Eye Halve a Spelling Chequer


Eye halve a spelling chequer

It came with my pea sea

It plainly marques four my revue

Miss steaks eye kin 2 knot sea.


Eye strike a quay 3 and type a word

And weight four it two say

Weather eye am wrong oar 4 write

It shows me strait a weigh.


As soon as a mist ache is maid

It nose bee fore 6 two long

And eye can put the error rite 5

Its really ever wrong.


Eye have run this poem threw it

I am shore your pleased two no

Its letter perfect in it's weigh

My chequer tolled 7 me sew.


(Sauce unknown)


 


Correct English version


 


I have a spelling checker

It came with my PC

It plainly marks for my review

Mistakes I cannot see


I strike a key and type a word

And wait for it to say

Whether I am wrong or right

It shows me straight away


As soon as a mistake is made

It knows before too long

And I can put the error right

It’s rarely ever wrong


I have run this poem through it

I am sure you’re pleased to know

It’s letter perfect in its way

My checker told me so


(Source unknown)


 



vt.分成两半,平分;减少到一半
  • Let's halve the project between our two teams.让我们两个队平均分担这项工程吧。
  • I'll halve expenses with you.我要跟你平均分摊费用。
n.家族,亲属,血缘关系;adj.亲属关系的,同类的
  • He comes of good kin.他出身好。
  • She has gone to live with her husband's kin.她住到丈夫的亲戚家里去了。
n.码头,靠岸处
  • There are all kinds of ships in a quay.码头停泊各式各样的船。
  • The side of the boat hit the quay with a grinding jar.船舷撞到码头发出刺耳的声音。
n.桨,橹,划手;v.划行
  • The sailors oar slowly across the river.水手们慢慢地划过河去。
  • The blade of the oar was bitten off by a shark.浆叶被一条鲨鱼咬掉了。
n.典礼,惯例,习俗
  • This festival descends from a religious rite.这个节日起源于宗教仪式。
  • Most traditional societies have transition rites at puberty.大多数传统社会都为青春期的孩子举行成人礼。
adv.在前面;adj.先前的;在前部的;n.前部
  • Your seat is in the fore part of the aircraft.你的座位在飞机的前部。
  • I have the gift of fore knowledge.我能够未卜先知。
鸣钟(toll的过去式与过去分词形式)
  • Bells were tolled all over the country at the King's death. 全国为国王之死而鸣钟。
  • The church bell tolled the hour. 教堂的钟声报时。
学英语单词
AAIH
aberrant duct
abuity
acid alkylation
aperiodic transformer
arndts
asphalt solar energy melter
Aurantium-G
autodesk
Bell Center
besakih
bezonians
bioaeration
Brinell hardness scale
brown pearce tumor
Ch'ǒnnae-gun
circulating machine
clearance diagram
criminal mind
cruising test
depute judge
economic interest method
Ekibastuz
energy loss spectrometer
Erysibaceae
ex-gay
expressed sequence tag
forge cinder
frequented coast
genus Ascophyllum
geral
hesler
homopolymerizations
horse hide
infectivity
inside diameter of roller cylinder
jotting
Kalamein door
lagger index
large scale integrated circuit
Layout Wizard
lignify
llambias
lowies
machine specification language
manual handing truck
metarhiziums
micaceous iron-ore
microheight gauge
monsterings
mynds
Ndzouonou
network-analogue method
nominal axis of rotation
ntsu
number of pole-pairs
obnoxious odour
ocaphane
offset-cam
old-worldliness
operation rationalization
packing expander
penitentious
perfusion lung
precious
pulse height to time converter
quakertown
rational economic man
resilient fiberboard
rhyd
ripple marks
rock pendant
Rotaliaca
sample invoice
scratch injury
semiconductor device design and fabrication
Semnān, Ostān-e
series interface board
serilda
shipkillers
short-range interchain crankshaft
single-instruction stream multiple-data stream
solamargine
Songkhla
specification of program
split composition algebra
spread blade bevel gear cutter
spring sleeve
state simulator
stratum spongiosum
superradiant state
synchronized wave
target glands
thin-film ferrite coil
time base generator
tuerckheimia svihlae
two-wire
unit bin system
unspiritualizing
vinylal
wahayas
zathura