时间:2019-01-02 作者:英语课 分类:原版英文故事与诗歌


英语课

Eye halve 1 a spelling checker……It came with my pea sea".In this poem some words have been substituted by homophones - words with the same sound but different spelling. It proves that computer spelling checkers are not infallible!


Eye Halve a Spelling Chequer


Eye halve a spelling chequer

It came with my pea sea

It plainly marques four my revue

Miss steaks eye kin 2 knot sea.


Eye strike a quay 3 and type a word

And weight four it two say

Weather eye am wrong oar 4 write

It shows me strait a weigh.


As soon as a mist ache is maid

It nose bee fore 6 two long

And eye can put the error rite 5

Its really ever wrong.


Eye have run this poem threw it

I am shore your pleased two no

Its letter perfect in it's weigh

My chequer tolled 7 me sew.


(Sauce unknown)


 


Correct English version


 


I have a spelling checker

It came with my PC

It plainly marks for my review

Mistakes I cannot see


I strike a key and type a word

And wait for it to say

Whether I am wrong or right

It shows me straight away


As soon as a mistake is made

It knows before too long

And I can put the error right

It’s rarely ever wrong


I have run this poem through it

I am sure you’re pleased to know

It’s letter perfect in its way

My checker told me so


(Source unknown)


 



vt.分成两半,平分;减少到一半
  • Let's halve the project between our two teams.让我们两个队平均分担这项工程吧。
  • I'll halve expenses with you.我要跟你平均分摊费用。
n.家族,亲属,血缘关系;adj.亲属关系的,同类的
  • He comes of good kin.他出身好。
  • She has gone to live with her husband's kin.她住到丈夫的亲戚家里去了。
n.码头,靠岸处
  • There are all kinds of ships in a quay.码头停泊各式各样的船。
  • The side of the boat hit the quay with a grinding jar.船舷撞到码头发出刺耳的声音。
n.桨,橹,划手;v.划行
  • The sailors oar slowly across the river.水手们慢慢地划过河去。
  • The blade of the oar was bitten off by a shark.浆叶被一条鲨鱼咬掉了。
n.典礼,惯例,习俗
  • This festival descends from a religious rite.这个节日起源于宗教仪式。
  • Most traditional societies have transition rites at puberty.大多数传统社会都为青春期的孩子举行成人礼。
adv.在前面;adj.先前的;在前部的;n.前部
  • Your seat is in the fore part of the aircraft.你的座位在飞机的前部。
  • I have the gift of fore knowledge.我能够未卜先知。
鸣钟(toll的过去式与过去分词形式)
  • Bells were tolled all over the country at the King's death. 全国为国王之死而鸣钟。
  • The church bell tolled the hour. 教堂的钟声报时。
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club dues
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homologous strain
immunoflurescence
inside-the-parker
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liquid-separator
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mana-screw
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metropolitan broadband network
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single part web lashing
single turnout
Sodium Aerofloat B
soroush
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subsea cable ship
sucking mouth parts
Taylor suit
template name
testifiable
thyroid glands
transport dock
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tyist
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universal floppy reader
Uran-Galena
value marketing
viburnifolius
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