时间:2019-01-02 作者:英语课 分类:原版英文故事与诗歌


英语课

Eye halve 1 a spelling checker……It came with my pea sea".In this poem some words have been substituted by homophones - words with the same sound but different spelling. It proves that computer spelling checkers are not infallible!


Eye Halve a Spelling Chequer


Eye halve a spelling chequer

It came with my pea sea

It plainly marques four my revue

Miss steaks eye kin 2 knot sea.


Eye strike a quay 3 and type a word

And weight four it two say

Weather eye am wrong oar 4 write

It shows me strait a weigh.


As soon as a mist ache is maid

It nose bee fore 6 two long

And eye can put the error rite 5

Its really ever wrong.


Eye have run this poem threw it

I am shore your pleased two no

Its letter perfect in it's weigh

My chequer tolled 7 me sew.


(Sauce unknown)


 


Correct English version


 


I have a spelling checker

It came with my PC

It plainly marks for my review

Mistakes I cannot see


I strike a key and type a word

And wait for it to say

Whether I am wrong or right

It shows me straight away


As soon as a mistake is made

It knows before too long

And I can put the error right

It’s rarely ever wrong


I have run this poem through it

I am sure you’re pleased to know

It’s letter perfect in its way

My checker told me so


(Source unknown)


 



vt.分成两半,平分;减少到一半
  • Let's halve the project between our two teams.让我们两个队平均分担这项工程吧。
  • I'll halve expenses with you.我要跟你平均分摊费用。
n.家族,亲属,血缘关系;adj.亲属关系的,同类的
  • He comes of good kin.他出身好。
  • She has gone to live with her husband's kin.她住到丈夫的亲戚家里去了。
n.码头,靠岸处
  • There are all kinds of ships in a quay.码头停泊各式各样的船。
  • The side of the boat hit the quay with a grinding jar.船舷撞到码头发出刺耳的声音。
n.桨,橹,划手;v.划行
  • The sailors oar slowly across the river.水手们慢慢地划过河去。
  • The blade of the oar was bitten off by a shark.浆叶被一条鲨鱼咬掉了。
n.典礼,惯例,习俗
  • This festival descends from a religious rite.这个节日起源于宗教仪式。
  • Most traditional societies have transition rites at puberty.大多数传统社会都为青春期的孩子举行成人礼。
adv.在前面;adj.先前的;在前部的;n.前部
  • Your seat is in the fore part of the aircraft.你的座位在飞机的前部。
  • I have the gift of fore knowledge.我能够未卜先知。
鸣钟(toll的过去式与过去分词形式)
  • Bells were tolled all over the country at the King's death. 全国为国王之死而鸣钟。
  • The church bell tolled the hour. 教堂的钟声报时。
学英语单词
all hail
allantoxaidine
AMOCO,Amoco
anticathartic
aprofene
asterophyllites
be reunited with
Belogolovaya
bicathode tube
cash on deliver
chilled skim
ciliary forceps
contact agent
Cumulative total return
curves of equal vertical magnetic force
cyclization process
cyclopia fluorescin
diacylglyceryl-phosphorylserine
digital surveillance
downstream promoter element
downwind leg
draw something up
drive the rivets
elevated duct
exopleura
Fair Employment Practices Commission
fax.
fire-places
four character code
frontal process of the maxilla
Gaeltacht
galley-wat
garish
glandular cells
glogau
Hydrocon
induction electron accelerator
inertial impaction
internal signal
internal-brake
irrotational velocity field
kazer
keratohyaline body
key database file
kimolite
lens cover
lenzites betulina
lithocarpus cleistocarpus rehd. et wils.
losser circuit
lube plant
magister populi
manhole liner
mastectomees
masts
microlithology
misdistribute
monodirectional cross resistance
moralists
n. cardiacus medius
narcotic poison
non-flexible price
normal stress due to longitudinal bending moment
option indicator
oryza schlechteri
piano-playings
pierogies
playgames
postinsemination association
pre-filtration
previously-stored data
priority interval
pumpers
put one's hand on one's heart
register chooser
ringspot
roadmaster
ropred
ruzimatov
scada
section table
semifloret
sewage analysis
shallow water attack light
Siko
slack adjuster worm gear
Solanum nigrum L.
storage jar
sublevel work
supplementray maintenance
sweating of ore
syntagmatite
Tabora Reg.
tangkin
thermionic multiplier tube
tipula pluriguttata
trichopterons
Triphasil
ulerythema acneiforme
ultrasonic scanography
unpopping
viggers