时间:2019-01-02 作者:英语课 分类:原版英文故事与诗歌


英语课

Eye halve 1 a spelling checker……It came with my pea sea".In this poem some words have been substituted by homophones - words with the same sound but different spelling. It proves that computer spelling checkers are not infallible!


Eye Halve a Spelling Chequer


Eye halve a spelling chequer

It came with my pea sea

It plainly marques four my revue

Miss steaks eye kin 2 knot sea.


Eye strike a quay 3 and type a word

And weight four it two say

Weather eye am wrong oar 4 write

It shows me strait a weigh.


As soon as a mist ache is maid

It nose bee fore 6 two long

And eye can put the error rite 5

Its really ever wrong.


Eye have run this poem threw it

I am shore your pleased two no

Its letter perfect in it's weigh

My chequer tolled 7 me sew.


(Sauce unknown)


 


Correct English version


 


I have a spelling checker

It came with my PC

It plainly marks for my review

Mistakes I cannot see


I strike a key and type a word

And wait for it to say

Whether I am wrong or right

It shows me straight away


As soon as a mistake is made

It knows before too long

And I can put the error right

It’s rarely ever wrong


I have run this poem through it

I am sure you’re pleased to know

It’s letter perfect in its way

My checker told me so


(Source unknown)


 



vt.分成两半,平分;减少到一半
  • Let's halve the project between our two teams.让我们两个队平均分担这项工程吧。
  • I'll halve expenses with you.我要跟你平均分摊费用。
n.家族,亲属,血缘关系;adj.亲属关系的,同类的
  • He comes of good kin.他出身好。
  • She has gone to live with her husband's kin.她住到丈夫的亲戚家里去了。
n.码头,靠岸处
  • There are all kinds of ships in a quay.码头停泊各式各样的船。
  • The side of the boat hit the quay with a grinding jar.船舷撞到码头发出刺耳的声音。
n.桨,橹,划手;v.划行
  • The sailors oar slowly across the river.水手们慢慢地划过河去。
  • The blade of the oar was bitten off by a shark.浆叶被一条鲨鱼咬掉了。
n.典礼,惯例,习俗
  • This festival descends from a religious rite.这个节日起源于宗教仪式。
  • Most traditional societies have transition rites at puberty.大多数传统社会都为青春期的孩子举行成人礼。
adv.在前面;adj.先前的;在前部的;n.前部
  • Your seat is in the fore part of the aircraft.你的座位在飞机的前部。
  • I have the gift of fore knowledge.我能够未卜先知。
鸣钟(toll的过去式与过去分词形式)
  • Bells were tolled all over the country at the King's death. 全国为国王之死而鸣钟。
  • The church bell tolled the hour. 教堂的钟声报时。
学英语单词
6-diphosphatase
abattised
acrylic enamel
adheres to
adult-to-child ratios in child care
age norm
agrotechnical station
air-conditioned
all the stretch was gone
all-welded frame
amerikanite
antisyzygy
Arabising
aridosiliculose cataract
arzt
bank managerialics of capital construction
bkas
blank canvas
blinging
blue waters
boiler with dry-bottom furnace
bridge-builders
buzz me
Calmette's sera
Change of domicile
chase guns
Chinaja
cigar-case
CM Tau
compression of vapor
corol.
corrugutor
cunctations
descemetocele
dingiest
disfunctional
disseminates
divulje
dog-paddling
duyckinck
editor punch-print
electrochemistry of molten salt
fbr
fractionating flask
Frequency Transducer
fujichromes
gingeli
Headcorn
Hogsthorpe
horizontal run
inflexible steel wire rope
intracloud lightning
Jena ware
Karman analogy
La Fontaine-St-Martin
lookee-likees
low lifer
Lysimachia lancifolia
metabolism in soil animals
molybdenum diboride
monee
mozartiana
new efficacy
nonfelonies
Octoraro Creek
one-syllables
overflowball mill
parallel knitting machine
peak oars!
polishing agent
preterite-present
re cover
reducing environment
RHIB
Saint Gallen
Scipio L.
Seasoned Security
self-cleaning centrifugal oil filter
shipshaper
single stroke multivibrator
sintered aluminium power
stands in the way of
staphylectomia
steam dispersion mixer
superconductor thermal switch
superoctaves
supporting rib
Swanee River
the clock
the drawing
TLCS
truncated signal
tzannis
undrawn
undulating surface
Uriah Heep
verrines
Vertical ruler
wave hopping
wind-wing
wingrave
withamites