时间:2019-01-02 作者:英语课 分类:原版英文故事与诗歌


英语课

Eye halve 1 a spelling checker……It came with my pea sea".In this poem some words have been substituted by homophones - words with the same sound but different spelling. It proves that computer spelling checkers are not infallible!


Eye Halve a Spelling Chequer


Eye halve a spelling chequer

It came with my pea sea

It plainly marques four my revue

Miss steaks eye kin 2 knot sea.


Eye strike a quay 3 and type a word

And weight four it two say

Weather eye am wrong oar 4 write

It shows me strait a weigh.


As soon as a mist ache is maid

It nose bee fore 6 two long

And eye can put the error rite 5

Its really ever wrong.


Eye have run this poem threw it

I am shore your pleased two no

Its letter perfect in it's weigh

My chequer tolled 7 me sew.


(Sauce unknown)


 


Correct English version


 


I have a spelling checker

It came with my PC

It plainly marks for my review

Mistakes I cannot see


I strike a key and type a word

And wait for it to say

Whether I am wrong or right

It shows me straight away


As soon as a mistake is made

It knows before too long

And I can put the error right

It’s rarely ever wrong


I have run this poem through it

I am sure you’re pleased to know

It’s letter perfect in its way

My checker told me so


(Source unknown)


 



vt.分成两半,平分;减少到一半
  • Let's halve the project between our two teams.让我们两个队平均分担这项工程吧。
  • I'll halve expenses with you.我要跟你平均分摊费用。
n.家族,亲属,血缘关系;adj.亲属关系的,同类的
  • He comes of good kin.他出身好。
  • She has gone to live with her husband's kin.她住到丈夫的亲戚家里去了。
n.码头,靠岸处
  • There are all kinds of ships in a quay.码头停泊各式各样的船。
  • The side of the boat hit the quay with a grinding jar.船舷撞到码头发出刺耳的声音。
n.桨,橹,划手;v.划行
  • The sailors oar slowly across the river.水手们慢慢地划过河去。
  • The blade of the oar was bitten off by a shark.浆叶被一条鲨鱼咬掉了。
n.典礼,惯例,习俗
  • This festival descends from a religious rite.这个节日起源于宗教仪式。
  • Most traditional societies have transition rites at puberty.大多数传统社会都为青春期的孩子举行成人礼。
adv.在前面;adj.先前的;在前部的;n.前部
  • Your seat is in the fore part of the aircraft.你的座位在飞机的前部。
  • I have the gift of fore knowledge.我能够未卜先知。
鸣钟(toll的过去式与过去分词形式)
  • Bells were tolled all over the country at the King's death. 全国为国王之死而鸣钟。
  • The church bell tolled the hour. 教堂的钟声报时。
学英语单词
a. noam chomskies
agricultural commodity
agroinfiltration
alaunt
apiculate
Arameans
auto service
basketball game
Bernstein Plan
bibliophagists
boiler bottom plate
Bosoboso R.
brake shoe stop pin
bum bandit
carry bit
Catherinian
cell recycle
CFC flip-flop circuit
child bride
citrus juice extractor
coerulignone
collapse height
commercial processing sequences
compression support skirt
conservation of linear momentum
considerance
coverage coefficient
credit sale agreement
cut-vertex algorithm
deuterium oxide
dipropyl-acetic acid
dogsledder
eaves gallery
electric hair clipper
erected virtual image
erection procedure
Eurya trichocarpa
follicular and perifollicular hyperkeratosis
folvite
forsetis
freeze-frames
Friedlander's bacillus
Galois group
Gemini fuel cell
GPSGPS
hablando
harbour railway
harelip-needle
helium permeation test
historizes
horribl
institutional lender
Kaptokoi
krashen
Laboulbeniales
labradite (labradoritite)
lactophenine
Limulodidae
mackerelsnapper
magnetohydrodynamic stability
manu-tract
maritime frequency band
Messstetten
monumentality
nordwand
outtasight
overlavish
partially hanging rudder
poule
prangers
primary leakage intercepting system
program execution services
proxy executor
Puccinia limosae
relativistic particle physics
remain in operation
renal carbuncle
reptile genus
reverse slope fire
routeing measure
samplingaction
sentry post
sets off
shipper style
simple-hormontic law
slip friction clutch
spongiform encephalopathies
staffella
subordinated current station
succinol
synchronous ds-cdma
system noise temperature
thiophnol
third pedion
through-feed centerless grinding
traceable cost
triphenyl methylation
wick drain
wind zone
Zwenger's test
zygosity