时间:2019-01-02 作者:英语课 分类:原版英文故事与诗歌


英语课

Eye halve 1 a spelling checker……It came with my pea sea".In this poem some words have been substituted by homophones - words with the same sound but different spelling. It proves that computer spelling checkers are not infallible!


Eye Halve a Spelling Chequer


Eye halve a spelling chequer

It came with my pea sea

It plainly marques four my revue

Miss steaks eye kin 2 knot sea.


Eye strike a quay 3 and type a word

And weight four it two say

Weather eye am wrong oar 4 write

It shows me strait a weigh.


As soon as a mist ache is maid

It nose bee fore 6 two long

And eye can put the error rite 5

Its really ever wrong.


Eye have run this poem threw it

I am shore your pleased two no

Its letter perfect in it's weigh

My chequer tolled 7 me sew.


(Sauce unknown)


 


Correct English version


 


I have a spelling checker

It came with my PC

It plainly marks for my review

Mistakes I cannot see


I strike a key and type a word

And wait for it to say

Whether I am wrong or right

It shows me straight away


As soon as a mistake is made

It knows before too long

And I can put the error right

It’s rarely ever wrong


I have run this poem through it

I am sure you’re pleased to know

It’s letter perfect in its way

My checker told me so


(Source unknown)


 



vt.分成两半,平分;减少到一半
  • Let's halve the project between our two teams.让我们两个队平均分担这项工程吧。
  • I'll halve expenses with you.我要跟你平均分摊费用。
n.家族,亲属,血缘关系;adj.亲属关系的,同类的
  • He comes of good kin.他出身好。
  • She has gone to live with her husband's kin.她住到丈夫的亲戚家里去了。
n.码头,靠岸处
  • There are all kinds of ships in a quay.码头停泊各式各样的船。
  • The side of the boat hit the quay with a grinding jar.船舷撞到码头发出刺耳的声音。
n.桨,橹,划手;v.划行
  • The sailors oar slowly across the river.水手们慢慢地划过河去。
  • The blade of the oar was bitten off by a shark.浆叶被一条鲨鱼咬掉了。
n.典礼,惯例,习俗
  • This festival descends from a religious rite.这个节日起源于宗教仪式。
  • Most traditional societies have transition rites at puberty.大多数传统社会都为青春期的孩子举行成人礼。
adv.在前面;adj.先前的;在前部的;n.前部
  • Your seat is in the fore part of the aircraft.你的座位在飞机的前部。
  • I have the gift of fore knowledge.我能够未卜先知。
鸣钟(toll的过去式与过去分词形式)
  • Bells were tolled all over the country at the King's death. 全国为国王之死而鸣钟。
  • The church bell tolled the hour. 教堂的钟声报时。
学英语单词
accomplishing production goals
Aglaia spectabilis
air-supply mask
Allium acuminatum
alosas alosas
Aspie
ataxiatelangiectasia syndrome
be worth one's keep
bet against sth
book fairs
British Overseas citizenship
cake wax
calliper log
calorie heat unit
compression chart
coral mud
cross terms
danzey
daylight glass
deathday
decision-
dee-jay
defusable
delivery on demand
deperdit
deposition-efficiency
edge conditions
eye-levels
federal estate tax
fibre-optic isolation
fish-mouth meatus
font mold
foreign-trade zone
genus heliophilas
Gulargambone
have a ringside seat
headstay
hellness
honolulu baby
house of assembly
humulus lupuluss
hyperphonesis
Ilex excelsa
inhalation therapy
katan
khanjars
lap joint
lesser wintergreen
like a man
mechanism
mei
merecuro-chrome
microtitrator
morphogen
morpholino propanamine
multibulb rectifier
nancey
nanhai
net. goddess
nicastrin
non-operative cable credit
non-quantified
not to put too fine a an edge upon it
optimum spacing of cuts
parallel replaced lode
polyhedral cells
premunires
producibility
pulling strings
quick disconnecting coupling
radiant heat density
Ratings Service
rebound strain
remote central locking
responsible administration
roll - on roll - off
rubber-tyred locomotive
saleable product
sea delivery
seal-brown
Senokotxtra
seungbong-do (sungbong-do)
shot tablast
silicon solid circuit
sintespasmyl
slow-break switch
software agents
spark source mass spectrometry
stargazings
supercritical pressure turbine
support-rails
Take me along
the fold
tonerde
travelsphere
tree wall
unpretendingness
vidian neurectomy
Wadersloh
wavilness
without resortto
Zernicke formula