时间:2019-01-02 作者:英语课 分类:原版英文故事与诗歌


英语课

Eye halve 1 a spelling checker……It came with my pea sea".In this poem some words have been substituted by homophones - words with the same sound but different spelling. It proves that computer spelling checkers are not infallible!


Eye Halve a Spelling Chequer


Eye halve a spelling chequer

It came with my pea sea

It plainly marques four my revue

Miss steaks eye kin 2 knot sea.


Eye strike a quay 3 and type a word

And weight four it two say

Weather eye am wrong oar 4 write

It shows me strait a weigh.


As soon as a mist ache is maid

It nose bee fore 6 two long

And eye can put the error rite 5

Its really ever wrong.


Eye have run this poem threw it

I am shore your pleased two no

Its letter perfect in it's weigh

My chequer tolled 7 me sew.


(Sauce unknown)


 


Correct English version


 


I have a spelling checker

It came with my PC

It plainly marks for my review

Mistakes I cannot see


I strike a key and type a word

And wait for it to say

Whether I am wrong or right

It shows me straight away


As soon as a mistake is made

It knows before too long

And I can put the error right

It’s rarely ever wrong


I have run this poem through it

I am sure you’re pleased to know

It’s letter perfect in its way

My checker told me so


(Source unknown)


 



vt.分成两半,平分;减少到一半
  • Let's halve the project between our two teams.让我们两个队平均分担这项工程吧。
  • I'll halve expenses with you.我要跟你平均分摊费用。
n.家族,亲属,血缘关系;adj.亲属关系的,同类的
  • He comes of good kin.他出身好。
  • She has gone to live with her husband's kin.她住到丈夫的亲戚家里去了。
n.码头,靠岸处
  • There are all kinds of ships in a quay.码头停泊各式各样的船。
  • The side of the boat hit the quay with a grinding jar.船舷撞到码头发出刺耳的声音。
n.桨,橹,划手;v.划行
  • The sailors oar slowly across the river.水手们慢慢地划过河去。
  • The blade of the oar was bitten off by a shark.浆叶被一条鲨鱼咬掉了。
n.典礼,惯例,习俗
  • This festival descends from a religious rite.这个节日起源于宗教仪式。
  • Most traditional societies have transition rites at puberty.大多数传统社会都为青春期的孩子举行成人礼。
adv.在前面;adj.先前的;在前部的;n.前部
  • Your seat is in the fore part of the aircraft.你的座位在飞机的前部。
  • I have the gift of fore knowledge.我能够未卜先知。
鸣钟(toll的过去式与过去分词形式)
  • Bells were tolled all over the country at the King's death. 全国为国王之死而鸣钟。
  • The church bell tolled the hour. 教堂的钟声报时。
学英语单词
acceptable to
accusar
adjustable illumination
adolesence
air space control
air vacuole
amcbic intestinal perforation
American bittersweet
Americanologist
analphabets
anoceliadelphous
apogee kick rocket engine
arietina
art brut
artium
augenthaler
automatically activated battery
back to
bandar-e maqam
beat-a-retreat
bitumastic coating
bottom sitting drilling platform
caddise fly
Camellia chrysanthoides
categoremes
cauterised
chlorthalidone
chromatographic solvent
clay membrane electrode
contact alloying
Copake Falls
course author language
Create Names in
crisis management plan
critical grid voltage
deproletarianize, deproletarized
double drum dryer
efficient rate of interest
eixample
eoplasmatocytoid
extension wires
external oil supply
fabric inspection
fkhr
frequency of infinite attenuation
ground rubber
helical twist
herring-gear
hypothermophile
impulse tank
in-phase and quadrature components
lock onto
machinery-aft
manure storage
mixed sandwich complex
mud
muffie
music-hall
network cable
nozzle passage
nuenens
obligation barred by prescription
oclitic texture
oh (hydroxyl)
oldlands
packaged boiler
photometric centre
Phototitus
physical rotation
pilot night vision system
pizzaghetti
plan for wage adjustment
plantings advance rapidly
Plica semilunaris
practical completion
processing units
prolapsion
Prφven
quocyent
ring-spun woollen yarn
rope slipping
safety of crew
satyr orchids
ship elevator
short rib(s)
small establishment
smithiantha
spectral order
starduster
Stefan law
straight sinuss
Sulcus medianus posterior
supporting agency
target echo
teuk
Trischen
trombone system
unusual beat
volatility of spot rate movement
wiredrawn
wood construction
wych