时间:2019-01-02 作者:英语课 分类:原版英文故事与诗歌


英语课

Eye halve 1 a spelling checker……It came with my pea sea".In this poem some words have been substituted by homophones - words with the same sound but different spelling. It proves that computer spelling checkers are not infallible!


Eye Halve a Spelling Chequer


Eye halve a spelling chequer

It came with my pea sea

It plainly marques four my revue

Miss steaks eye kin 2 knot sea.


Eye strike a quay 3 and type a word

And weight four it two say

Weather eye am wrong oar 4 write

It shows me strait a weigh.


As soon as a mist ache is maid

It nose bee fore 6 two long

And eye can put the error rite 5

Its really ever wrong.


Eye have run this poem threw it

I am shore your pleased two no

Its letter perfect in it's weigh

My chequer tolled 7 me sew.


(Sauce unknown)


 


Correct English version


 


I have a spelling checker

It came with my PC

It plainly marks for my review

Mistakes I cannot see


I strike a key and type a word

And wait for it to say

Whether I am wrong or right

It shows me straight away


As soon as a mistake is made

It knows before too long

And I can put the error right

It’s rarely ever wrong


I have run this poem through it

I am sure you’re pleased to know

It’s letter perfect in its way

My checker told me so


(Source unknown)


 



vt.分成两半,平分;减少到一半
  • Let's halve the project between our two teams.让我们两个队平均分担这项工程吧。
  • I'll halve expenses with you.我要跟你平均分摊费用。
n.家族,亲属,血缘关系;adj.亲属关系的,同类的
  • He comes of good kin.他出身好。
  • She has gone to live with her husband's kin.她住到丈夫的亲戚家里去了。
n.码头,靠岸处
  • There are all kinds of ships in a quay.码头停泊各式各样的船。
  • The side of the boat hit the quay with a grinding jar.船舷撞到码头发出刺耳的声音。
n.桨,橹,划手;v.划行
  • The sailors oar slowly across the river.水手们慢慢地划过河去。
  • The blade of the oar was bitten off by a shark.浆叶被一条鲨鱼咬掉了。
n.典礼,惯例,习俗
  • This festival descends from a religious rite.这个节日起源于宗教仪式。
  • Most traditional societies have transition rites at puberty.大多数传统社会都为青春期的孩子举行成人礼。
adv.在前面;adj.先前的;在前部的;n.前部
  • Your seat is in the fore part of the aircraft.你的座位在飞机的前部。
  • I have the gift of fore knowledge.我能够未卜先知。
鸣钟(toll的过去式与过去分词形式)
  • Bells were tolled all over the country at the King's death. 全国为国王之死而鸣钟。
  • The church bell tolled the hour. 教堂的钟声报时。
学英语单词
acrothecium rubi
agricultural machinery and tractor station
algebra of sets
Andimeshk
antitapeworm drug
apeidosis
appearance-reality distinction
architectural photogrammetry
audio source
Bissel truck
bolted-lock ring
cantilever form
canvas sling elevator
cast one's shadow before
certified rate of telemetering
cheese liquid smoke
chemistry in water reuse
Chuvashi
CMC-NA
copulatory spicule
coral fungus
cricoid cartilage
crossflow resistance coefficient
defence science
defibering machine
Denjoy minimum set
dephaser
descriptory
desensitization procedure
desmodium triflorum (l.)dc.
direct contact condensation
dishing up
dodge by
duck-and-cover
dummy projectile
dyeing mechanism
electric integrator
employee's insurance fund
etisus anaglyptus
flaming arc
foam over
friction band
genital system
Geranium hispidissimum
giddify
graphical mechanics
haloalkyne
head gearbox
high lithotomy
induced power
intermediate drawing frame
ladified
language-systems
lipogrammatic
lvt
matched loading of dangerous goods
memory allotment
mental hygiene
minor overhaul
Mucosolvin
one-piecer
only for you
ornately
partial automatic checker
pigeon guillemots
plastic vaginalitis
pleural bleb
poisage
press compacting
proof of program
pump out sth
quatrumvirate
rascs
reaction-times
retention of meconium
rightly
rocklein
rolling blackouts
rosenne
screwback
sereneness
slim rocket
Socorro, I.
Spiradiclis rubescens
studyaunt
swell
system of universal election
tape reperforator
teacher interns
Thellite
three-leg type core
toll outgoing trunk circuit
truncated cuboctahedra
tubfast
undisturbed strata
Villar de Olalla
vulvoperineal
wall-pattern switchboard
whip-like
wolfsangel
yuriy
zelenin