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----AMERICAN PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION2000 Who Are They? Al Gore and Reorge W.Bush bothe continue political traditions set down by their families. Al Gore was born just outside Carthage in Smith County, T

发表于:2018-11-28 / 阅读(228) / 评论(0) 分类 疯狂英语2001年

A teacher is talking to a student. Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework? Student: No, he did it all by himself. On a crowded bus, one man noticed that another man had his eyes closed. What's the matter? Are you sick? No, I'm okay. It'

发表于:2018-12-03 / 阅读(87) / 评论(0) 分类 2011年ESL之就医和人际交往

AA: I'm Avi Arditti with Rosanne Skirble, and this week on WORDMASTER: We're back with the author of the new book OK: The Improbable Story of America's Greatest Word. RS: Last week, Allan Metcalf explained how OK began as a joke on March 23, 1839. Th

发表于:2018-12-04 / 阅读(85) / 评论(0) 分类 词汇大师(Wordmaster)

A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog. He asks the shopkeeper, Does your dog bite? The shopkeeper says, No, my dog does not bite. The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him. Ouch, he says, I thought you said your dog does not bit

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(71) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

English Joke - Will I Be Able to Play the Piano? A: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation. B: Yes, of course. A: Great. I never could before.

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(82) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

English Joke - A Good Dancer A girl and a boy are talking. The girl says, You would be a good dancer except for two things. The boy asks, What are those two things? The girl answers, Your feet.

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(71) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

A man goes to the doctor and says, Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts. The doctor asks, What do you mean? The man says, When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts.When I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts. The doct

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(53) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

English Joke - The Second Opinion The doctor to the patient: You are very sick. The patient to the doctor: Can I get a second opinion? The doctor again: Yes, you are very ugly too.

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(65) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

A student is talking to his teacher. Student: Would you punish me for something I didn`t do? Teacher: Of course not. Student: Good, because I haven't done my homework.

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(90) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

YOU ARE GOING TO DIE A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup ,the doctor called the wife into his 健康检查 office alone. He said,

发表于:2019-01-04 / 阅读(93) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

I started a joke which started the whole world crying but I didn't see oh no... that the joke was on me oh no... I started to cry which started the whole world laughing oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me I looked at the skies running my ha

发表于:2019-01-06 / 阅读(130) / 评论(0) 分类 美国乡村音乐

[00:00.00]Unit 3 第三单元 [00:07.13]Exercise 2 练习二 [00:10.48]Now listen to the spelling of the words.Say the words and point. [00:18.16]t-r-u-m-p-e-t,trumpet [00:28.40]j-i-g-s-a-w,jigsaw [00:37.36]s-p-o-o-n,spoon [00:46.79]d-o-l-l,doll [00:

发表于:2019-01-09 / 阅读(55) / 评论(0) 分类 新标准小学英语活动用书6册(一年级起点)

[00:00.00]MODULE 7 第七模块 Schoolbag [00:06.95]Unit 1 第一单元 What's this? [00:13.32]Activity 1 活动一 Listen and point. [00:26.78]Amy! What's this?It's a bag,Tom. [00:33.57]What's this? It's a ruler. [00:39.71]What's this?It's a pencil.

发表于:2019-01-09 / 阅读(153) / 评论(0) 分类 新标准小学英语活动用书1册(一年级起点)

Lesson 29 Get 1.You got me there. 2.I got the picture. 3.You get no say. 4.I didn't get the joke. 5.Get a hold of yourself. 6.Let me get it out in the open. 7.They're getting in my hair. 8.I just can't get over how much weight you've lost!

发表于:2019-01-14 / 阅读(110) / 评论(0) 分类 辛沛沛NO-BOOK 辛沛沛口语提高版

Lesson 34 You must be joking! 1.You must be joking!你一定是在开玩笑吧! 2.Just a joke!只是开个玩笑而已嘛! 3.Can't you take a joke?开个玩笑都不行吗? 4.Really a very funny joke?真是个滑稽的笑话! 5.It's no joke.这

发表于:2019-01-14 / 阅读(93) / 评论(0) 分类 辛沛沛NO-BOOK 辛沛沛傻瓜机口语极短句

'Let There Be Laughter': Modern Jewish Jokes Poke At Assimilation play pause stop mute unmute max volume 00:0000:00repeat repeat off Update Required To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flas

发表于:2019-01-16 / 阅读(84) / 评论(0) 分类 2016年NPR美国国家公共电台9月

Idiom: Practical joke ( prank ) Hit the book: Stage fright Phobia Athlete Impairment Mime Timid Arthritis Impose The first step in mastering stage fright, and all kinds of performance anxiety, is to get a good understanding of just what kind of probl

发表于:2019-01-22 / 阅读(104) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味青春英语

经典歌曲-我开了个玩笑i started a jok-bee gees *bee gees* i started a joke which started the whole world crying but i didn't see oh no... that the joke was on me oh no... i started to cry which started the whole world laughing oh, if i'd onl

发表于:2019-01-26 / 阅读(150) / 评论(0) 分类 经典英文歌曲

How to Tell a Joke Many people shy away from telling jokes because they once told one that fell flat or they are afraid of appearing silly or of offending someone. Jokes are canned humorous stories which are subtly different from personal anecdotes.

发表于:2019-02-07 / 阅读(130) / 评论(0) 分类 阅读空间

音乐咖啡厅:张韶涵 - I Started A Joke Song:I Started A Joke Artist:张韶涵 I started a joke which started the whole world crying but I didn't see oh no... that the joke was on me oh no... I started to cry which started the whole world la

发表于:2019-02-18 / 阅读(146) / 评论(0) 分类 音乐咖啡厅
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