Celebrated on March 14th, Steak and Blowjob Day is a holiday for men, celebrated the month after Valentine's Day -- a holiday for women.

The idea is simple: no cards, flowers, candy or other whimsical gifts. Ladies (and gay men), you simply bestow your partner with a steak and a blowjob. Not necessarily in that order.
> Dave: "Hey Bob, what did Sally get you for Steak and Blowjob Day?"
> Bob: "Well Dave, that would be a big juicy steak, and a big juicy blowjob."

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发表于:2018-12-15 / 阅读(163) / 评论(0) 分类 李阳标准美语

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发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(64) / 评论(0) 分类 出国旅游口语一本通

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发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(50) / 评论(0) 分类 出国旅游口语一本通

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English for Food Beverage Dept.餐饮部常用英语1.English of Chinese Restaurant中餐1.How many, please? 请问几位? 2、This way , please .这边请。 3、A waiter /waitress will come soon to take your order .服务员很快会来为您写菜

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烧饼 Clay oven rolls 油条 Fried bread stick 韭菜盒 Fried leek dumplings 水饺Boiled dumplings 蒸饺 Steamed dumplings 馒头 Steamed buns 割包 Steamed sandwich 饭团 Rice and vegetable roll 蛋饼 Egg cakes 皮蛋 100-year egg 咸鸭蛋 S

发表于:2019-02-04 / 阅读(61) / 评论(0) 分类 实用英语

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发表于:2019-02-12 / 阅读(84) / 评论(0) 分类 英语口语

Few diners were in the steak restaurant. Jody saw two tables that he liked. My friends and I are eating here Sunday. Which of these tables gets less foot traffic? he asked a worker. She said, That cabinet behind table 81 contains all the dishes and g

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(62) / 评论(0) 分类 英文短篇故事(纽约)

Listen to the customer's complains to the foods and check the proper answers. 1.Excuse me. This chicken is undercooked. 2.Hmm... sir. Is the fish raw? 3.Sir, the steak is overcooked.lt's too hard to chew. 4.Excuse me, sir, this side of the bread is b

发表于:2019-02-17 / 阅读(74) / 评论(0) 分类 英语听力练习题

1 See you later.待会见;再联络 A: I have to go. B: See you later. 2 Whats up?近来过得如何? A: Hey! Whats up? B: Nothing much! As usual. 3 Its on me.我来付 A: The beer is on me. B: Thank you. 4 I mean it.我是说真的 A: Do you rea

发表于:2019-02-19 / 阅读(54) / 评论(0) 分类 英语口语

31.Can you imagine how much he paid for that car?你能想象他买那车花了多少钱吗? 32.Can you believe that I bought a TV for $25? 33.Did you know he was having an affair/cheating on his wife? 你知道他有外遇了吗?/欺骗他的妻子

发表于:2019-02-21 / 阅读(71) / 评论(0) 分类 英语口语

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发表于:2019-03-13 / 阅读(160) / 评论(0) 分类 英语口语
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