Language Points My friend drank too much, and started acting like an ass. jerk/asshole The waiter was such an asshole I decided not to give him a tip. kiss one's ass He kissed the teachers' ass all year. kiss my ass piss sb. off An aggressive driver

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Language Points You look/seem familiar. I know you from somewhere. I'm sure I've seen you before. Do I know you from somewhere? Have we met before? Hey girl! Your name rings a bell.

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Language Points 1. I tried doing a backflip on flat ground, but I landed on my head. 2.I sent her a dick pick. It backfired spectacularly when she showed me hers which was bigger than mine. 3.I was flirting with this girl and I didnt look forward so

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Language Points 1.Asking this question since you were little. 2.Hoping that buying the right bra will change things. 3.Being jealous of friends who are way more blessed than you. 4.Waking up every morning and realizing there's NOTHING THERE. 5.When y

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Language Points 1.Realizing the idea that s can wear anything they want simply isn't true. 2. Trying on blouses and jackets that just aren't made for you. 3.Staring at your friends' bras in total disbelief. 4.Constantly repositioning the littles you

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Language Points 1.lady first 2.the first lady 3.first impression 4.first class 5.love at first sight 6.go first gear 7.The first step is always the hardest. 8.First come, first served.

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Language Points 1.A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous. 2.In order to be irreplaceable, one must always be different. 3.Fashion passes, style remains. 4.The best colour in the whole world is the one that looks good, on you! 5.Some people

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Language Points 1.You never win an argument, because you always start crying before you get to make your point. 2.And you always look in sincere when you cry about other peoples problems. 3.Because seeing someone else crying is guaranteed to make you

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Language Points A guy that's alone in forest kisses a dead body while seven other guys watch. 白雪公主和七个小矮人 Girl wakes up to a stranger on top of her in a bed, but it's cool because he is hot. 睡美人 The one where Jennifer Annisto

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Language Points Hello 你好 I think you are sexy man 我觉得你是个帅哥 Hello 你好 Hello 你好 It's me 是我 Yes I know 嗯,我懂 I was wondering if after all these years you would like to meet 我想知道。多年以后你是否还想再

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Language Points Do you hear me, 你能听到吗 I'm talking to you 我在对你讲话 Across the water across the deep blue ocean 越过深蓝色海洋 Under the open sky, oh my, baby I'm trying 在广阔的天空下,我的宝贝,我正在尝试

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Language Points 1.Talk about 2.You'll never guess 3.I must say 4. ...and no mistake

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Language Points 1.Sometime's you'll think that you're actually going to try really hard to get a flat stomach, and then you see a pizza. 2.Or you do one sit-up. 3.You subconsciously suck in your tummy whenever you see a mirror. Your tummy senses the

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Language Points 1.You will lose your cat for several hours and panic, before finding them at the back of the wardrobe. 2.At first you will try to stop your cat destroying your furniture, but eventually you will realise that some territory will have t

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Language Points 1. Sure thing.当然了/没问题。 2. Well-put! 说得好! 3. Go for it.去做吧 4. For real? 真的么? 5. Keep going. 继续 6. Got it? 懂了吗? 7. Not yet. 还没呢 8. Same here. 同感/彼此彼此

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爆笑英语口语爆笑英语口语 第264期:你以为可爱的这个pose在老外眼里污到爆!

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Language Points 1.Sleeping naked helps prevent insomnia 裸睡有助于睡眠 2.Naked sleepers get deeper, longer sleep 裸睡能让你睡得更香,更久 3.Sleeping naked helps prevent excess belly fat 裸睡有助于减肚肚 4.A cooler body help

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Language Points 1. beer belly啤酒肚,He's got a beer belly. 他都有啤酒肚了。2. extra meat on one's bones 赘肉,I have a little extra meat on my bones. 我身上有点小赘肉。3. double chin 双下巴,如:Did you see her double c

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