时间:2018-12-26 作者:英语课 分类:英文短篇故事(纽约)


英语课

   Joe's monthly phone-Internet-cable TV bill had risen from $90 to $160. He called Time-Warmer's Customers Rule! number. The rep said he could reduce Joe's bill to $110 a month. Joe called Horizon, Time-Warmer's rival. The rep said Horizon's Triple Play package was only $80. After checking with his wife, Joe chose Horizon. The Horizon technician set everything up on Saturday afternoon. Joe's wife came home from work Saturday night. She turned on the TV. Moments later, she yelled, "Where's my NY1!?" Joe said, "NY1 comes only with Time-Warmer. Didn't you know that?" She said, "How should I know that? I know that we live in New York. I know that our remote has the number 1 on it. So, when I press 1, I should get NY1. I need my local weather all day long! I want my NY1!" Joe called Time-Warmer. The following Saturday, his wife had her NY1.



学英语单词
ACGI
add up error
agnates
alloisoleucine
antique-style
antirejection
associated system
barcroft differential manometer
Bill And Hold
biogas production rate
bishop pawns
book entry government bond
branch pipe
break bulk general cargo
calamographer
calibrated scale
capillary osmosis
car-crazy
cemented catalyst
Changhungni
chemical-composition variable
clame
cloth defect
compatible termini
copper efficiency
CPU times
dantzics
de-centralisations
dead-melt
demiwig
digit absorbe
efficiency half life
eligible bidders
eyepice aberration
f-m discriminator
fault resistance
favella
folk singing
forrell
fs (flow switch)
genus Calopogon
give sth for free
gluten-free food
goodhart
herbalize
image quality criterion
in the distant past
indian har.
indicaxanthin
kill with kindness
KPg
lancet architecture
Landouzy's purpura
limiting circle
local syndication
magnetically active substance
manufacturing-based
mcclarin
memory management module
microencapsulators
monoclinic clinohedral class
Neron-Tate height
non-degenerate normal distribution
Northern Wales
Nyuzen
oxalis acetocella griffithii formosana
plakea
plumb bond
potentiometer resistance
praecuneus
pratap
Previous Examination
programmable logic controller
pyrometric bead
reasonable norm
reflecting capacity
riens per descent
saxifragous
self-Googling
single-phase circuit
Sir James Paul McCartney
slo-bids
small amplitude theory
Spbaeranthus indicus
special weapon depot
steam atomizing burner
Stefan constant
striking off lines
sucker-rod string
sunbathings
Sutura sphenozygomatica
tabooley
taxus floridanas
test immunoelectrophoresis
the other woman
Torozos, Mtes.de
trouble shooting progarm
turn the edge of
uranocenes
whaddons
white-collar-crime
woodworks