时间:2018-12-26 作者:英语课 分类:英文短篇故事(纽约)


英语课

   Joe's monthly phone-Internet-cable TV bill had risen from $90 to $160. He called Time-Warmer's Customers Rule! number. The rep said he could reduce Joe's bill to $110 a month. Joe called Horizon, Time-Warmer's rival. The rep said Horizon's Triple Play package was only $80. After checking with his wife, Joe chose Horizon. The Horizon technician set everything up on Saturday afternoon. Joe's wife came home from work Saturday night. She turned on the TV. Moments later, she yelled, "Where's my NY1!?" Joe said, "NY1 comes only with Time-Warmer. Didn't you know that?" She said, "How should I know that? I know that we live in New York. I know that our remote has the number 1 on it. So, when I press 1, I should get NY1. I need my local weather all day long! I want my NY1!" Joe called Time-Warmer. The following Saturday, his wife had her NY1.



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a lad-pillow in three color
Abrichanite
achillestendon
agenesias
agglomerators
anacolutha
anal cirrus (pl. -ri)
Angiovist292
anti-resonating
artificial line
average annual energy output
before phrase
bismutan
borehole log
brasfield
buttjunction
chinnel
clarksburg
contact fault due to increased contact-circuit resistance
Costa del Sol
counter tariff
decision models
desertedness
discriminating element
downselect
Dyothelete
electron avalanche
endogenous priority
ephebiatrist
eruptive star
evolutionistically
galvanomenter
Gidan Akwarra
glitte
hail damage
hanshaw
hard mortar specimen forming machine
holly root
holograph
hypercorrect
i.w.w.s
in abstract
in array
Kaunertal
Kirchheim in Schwaben
large fowl breed
lexapro
litho felt
loanmongers
mikhaylovich
mint-sauce
monophonic musics
multiplicity of legal proceedings
murodermin
neurovascularflap
Nghe An, Tinh
non-bonding electron
non-parametric induction
norcassamidine
norse deities
north island edelweiss
ofsted
oil of spike
ophio-
order Testudinata
PACR
perch
piezo
press corrector
pretein-free blood filtrate methods
proper trial
pursuit-evasion problem
puts the other way round
pyrogenicity
reimpresses
restricted differential time delay
Rhine Franconian
right-leaning
roof frame
scarfes
sea of something
sexual acts
Shamāl Dārful, Wilayah
ship constructor
soft path
squamosomastoid suture
standard voltage
structural anisotropy
symptomologies
tootsicum
Tricalysia dubia
twin market
ultrashort feedback
unclassified bibliography
underwater panoramic camera
unimation
urrutia
Vesturland
water-vascular system
woody perennial stems
X-ray escape peak
yowle