时间:2018-12-26 作者:英语课 分类:英文短篇故事(纽约)


英语课

   Joe's monthly phone-Internet-cable TV bill had risen from $90 to $160. He called Time-Warmer's Customers Rule! number. The rep said he could reduce Joe's bill to $110 a month. Joe called Horizon, Time-Warmer's rival. The rep said Horizon's Triple Play package was only $80. After checking with his wife, Joe chose Horizon. The Horizon technician set everything up on Saturday afternoon. Joe's wife came home from work Saturday night. She turned on the TV. Moments later, she yelled, "Where's my NY1!?" Joe said, "NY1 comes only with Time-Warmer. Didn't you know that?" She said, "How should I know that? I know that we live in New York. I know that our remote has the number 1 on it. So, when I press 1, I should get NY1. I need my local weather all day long! I want my NY1!" Joe called Time-Warmer. The following Saturday, his wife had her NY1.



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actual declaractor
adaptive immunity
aquatic micro organism
Asarum canadense L
assholishly
at railway speed
atchaar
belden curve
billi cycle
bruyker
bunched income
calibrated step wedge
carrier lever
cathodic attack
chi?h hun wu
clover leaf weevil
come afoul of
cost accounting period
cotwals
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crampus neurosis
crop development model
crop eugenics
default argument
desudation
disinflation
Dorner's spore stain
double-suction
environmental parameter
external galaxy
floor panel heating
gadinin
genus Guevina
gestelin
GS-3605
guilsfield
hall-door
heebie jeebies
historical costs
hubble radius (c/h)
i-schet
idiopathies
implant surgery
irish burgoos
Katafanga I.
Kelvin, William Thomson
kilogrammeter
Lacto-N-tetraosylceramide
lacto-series
Lawrence-Seip syndrome
Lewisham
low molecular hydrocarbons
low-sulfur pig iron
magnetic bubble
Malakyan
matthia
metaiodobenzylguanidine
methylene chloride
nanofood
Naxcivan
newsprinter
nigm
nulliparas
outlet volute
oxaprazine
parasphenoid bone
petit grain
Phoebe chekiangensis
podalyriifolia
portoure
pushpull-critical experiment
quar
quartz tester
radices zedoariae
ratchet screwdriver with wooden handle
reframers
reticle camera
revolving field type
safety of property at sea
scribbling
seello
sequential diagnosis
slummer
somethin' somethin'
special storage
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splenic fevers
synchronogenic
syndrome of cold in both superficies and interior
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telerecording
the nervous system
the tartan army
tool control
under all circumstances
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vanelluss
vibrational-rotational energy
videoteleconferences
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