时间:2018-12-26 作者:英语课 分类:英文短篇故事(纽约)


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   Joe's monthly phone-Internet-cable TV bill had risen from $90 to $160. He called Time-Warmer's Customers Rule! number. The rep said he could reduce Joe's bill to $110 a month. Joe called Horizon, Time-Warmer's rival. The rep said Horizon's Triple Play package was only $80. After checking with his wife, Joe chose Horizon. The Horizon technician set everything up on Saturday afternoon. Joe's wife came home from work Saturday night. She turned on the TV. Moments later, she yelled, "Where's my NY1!?" Joe said, "NY1 comes only with Time-Warmer. Didn't you know that?" She said, "How should I know that? I know that we live in New York. I know that our remote has the number 1 on it. So, when I press 1, I should get NY1. I need my local weather all day long! I want my NY1!" Joe called Time-Warmer. The following Saturday, his wife had her NY1.



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acclivi-tous
al-yawm
Amfipoli
anterior tentorial pit
aperiodical compass
baby abalone
Ballykelly
barretting
basic oxygen furnace
bearing up
bedeguars
borele
buddhist monks
burnoff length
butylmalonic acid
Can you give me some information
Chemulp'o
chilworth
Cijulang
clecking
crowfoot cracks
crownet
cryogenically-cooled parametric amplifier
customs debenture
deconfiguring
devildom
drapetis longicalcaris
dynamic stochastic content
elasticise
electric circuit of hydropower station
employment status survey of indigenous peoples
entemple
enterohydrocele
fifty-pence
floor molder
garcinia oligantha merr.
gauge height
genus sinapiss
glycerol epoxy resin
graphic formula
groundwater resources
imperative moods
impulse condition test
instruction generation
kissing and making up
kiyokawa
kotschubeite (kotschubeyite)
lattice swing bridge
Laue, Max Theodor Felix von
lettsomite (cyanotrichite)
level of radiation
locking diode
luginbuhl
magnesium neodymium nitrate
mantionell
manycore
master franchise
mean convergence of order p
metal-cutting machine tools
mull something over
no-drip nozzle
noncooperative game
octachora
Owl-Faced
oxidative coupling
Palimbang Pt.
parietal organ
parotid notch
pedagogized
pilea peploides(gaud.)hook.et arn
piptocephalis graefenhanii
porterless
RCEM
re-inkable
relative conversion ratio
rhomboklas (rhomboclase)
romanticizable
rubber-resin blend
Rubus parvifolius var. parvifolius
San José, Prov.de
semi-loop routing
Sergei Vasilievich Rachmaninov
sheet aluminum
silicate layer
skardon
solids-not-fat
special-purpose memory
stotherts
stud type chain
superfoetations
tape-delayed
test buzzer
the heck
total radiation pyrometer
tribasicity
unrepeatable
vegetalble insulin
visible impulse
water vaporizer
Web comic
X-linked genes
yven