时间:2018-12-16 作者:英语课 分类:英语摩天轮—More to Learn


英语课

   很多人担心自己的英语说的生硬、没有生气,其实英语中有许多雷人的“冷笑话”,只要多多积累一些“雷人”英语,还怕你的英语无趣吗?掌握下面这十大搞笑英语句子,你就可以瞬间变为身幽默达人!


  01. 人生的最大遗憾莫过于错误地坚持了不该坚持的,轻易地放弃了不该放弃的……
  The most regret ion of live is insist on something that shouldn’t be
  insisted on, give up something that shouldn’t be given up
  02. 大师兄,你知道吗?二师兄的肉现在比师傅的都贵了。
  Tang Monk/Tang Priest, don’t you know piggy is more valuable than you? (The
  Pilgrimage to the West)
  03. 怀才就像怀孕,时间长了才能看出来。
  Having knowledge likes having pregnant, it takes times to be awareness 1.
  04. 还能冲动,表示你还对生活有激情,总是冲动,表示你还不懂生活。
  If you acts on impulse, you have passions in life, if you always acts on
  impulse, you don’t know what life is.
  05. 我问一个在深圳工作了二十年的朋友:“如果你死后,你的墓志铭打算写点啥?”他说:“我解决了住房问题!”
  I asked a question to a friend who has been working in Shenzhen for 20
  years, what would be the proudest things in your life if you died? He said: I
  have already pay back the mortgage loan of my department.
  06. 妈妈说人最好不要错过两样东西,最后一班回家的车和一个深爱你的人。
  Mom said you’d better not miss two things , the last bus to home and the
  person who loves you deeply.
  07. 一天看到一位大妈在烧纸,边烧边嘟囔着:收到了全都买基金吧~~
  One day I saw a old woman was burning paper money and mumbled 2 : buy funds
  if you get it.
  08. 好的爱情是你透过一个男人看到世界,坏的爱情是你为了一个人舍弃世界……
  A good love is you find the world for a man; a bad love is you abandon the
  world for a man.
  09. 诸葛亮出山前,也没带过兵!凭啥我就要工作经验?
  Before Liang Zhuge coming out, he didnt have experience in leading the
  army! why i should have experience when look for a job?
  10. 如果你看到面前的阴影,别怕,那是因为你的背后有阳光……
  If you saw the dark in front of you, dont be afriad, that's because
  sunshine is at your back.

1 awareness
n.意识,觉悟,懂事,明智
  • There is a general awareness that smoking is harmful.人们普遍认识到吸烟有害健康。
  • Environmental awareness has increased over the years.这些年来人们的环境意识增强了。
2 mumbled
含糊地说某事,叽咕,咕哝( mumble的过去式和过去分词 )
  • He mumbled something to me which I did not quite catch. 他对我叽咕了几句话,可我没太听清楚。
  • George mumbled incoherently to himself. 乔治语无伦次地喃喃自语。
标签: 口语
学英语单词
activity save area
adjustment test of water treatment equipment
after bitt
alkali metal grease
applied epistemology
arsenic stain
attainably
automatic chute feeding system
baptismal font
Bateemeucica, Gunung
beakhead ornament
beater drag
birthmarks
Bordj de Chegga
buccal flange
coconut oil products
cognitive-affective influence
Conduct of Vessels in Restricted Visibility
Copec
copper stencil printing
criminal compensation
crystal mic
cytidine
Derryerglinna
double flashing light
draw a line in the sand
easy to look at
economic horizon
extended plays
flammigerous
fools around with
gniditrin
good weather
head marker
Helbing's sign
helicopter rigid frame system
hennen
heterophyllidine
hutchesons
inductive filter
instantaneous deviation control
inter-disciplinarities
intraoral incision and reduction
jamin interferometer
knitting together
leg node
LNI
load-line draft
low speed logic
m.i.a
manure of nitrogen
masonry shaft
Melūr
metal pipe
misrecords
motor case
multiple contingency
navarea warning bulletin
Nidzica
normal to curve
omniscients
oral-questioning
organizing and systems design
pakehas
partial amphidiploid
phase-change material
plumotsumite (plumborsumite)
Poisson false-target model
quasi-reversible
reinforced concrete sector gate
reprographer
rhinestone cowboy
RM
rotosifter
s-t-e-i-n
safe separation criterion
sawtothgenerator
sheep track
Sherborne
SID - security identifier
sill bolt
slide link
squames
strengthen discipline
strychnine iodate
subsystem analysis
supertrace
symmetrix
take the edge off
Tay-Sachs
that's an idea!
thaye
tie and dye leather
two point arbitrage
undersaturations
unit motor
unpopularities
Uthmanic
valve gain
viscous-elastic behaviour
water-tube boiler with bent tubes
Wolfit