时间:2018-12-16 作者:英语课 分类:英语摩天轮—More to Learn


英语课

   很多人担心自己的英语说的生硬、没有生气,其实英语中有许多雷人的“冷笑话”,只要多多积累一些“雷人”英语,还怕你的英语无趣吗?掌握下面这十大搞笑英语句子,你就可以瞬间变为身幽默达人!


  01. 人生的最大遗憾莫过于错误地坚持了不该坚持的,轻易地放弃了不该放弃的……
  The most regret ion of live is insist on something that shouldn’t be
  insisted on, give up something that shouldn’t be given up
  02. 大师兄,你知道吗?二师兄的肉现在比师傅的都贵了。
  Tang Monk/Tang Priest, don’t you know piggy is more valuable than you? (The
  Pilgrimage to the West)
  03. 怀才就像怀孕,时间长了才能看出来。
  Having knowledge likes having pregnant, it takes times to be awareness 1.
  04. 还能冲动,表示你还对生活有激情,总是冲动,表示你还不懂生活。
  If you acts on impulse, you have passions in life, if you always acts on
  impulse, you don’t know what life is.
  05. 我问一个在深圳工作了二十年的朋友:“如果你死后,你的墓志铭打算写点啥?”他说:“我解决了住房问题!”
  I asked a question to a friend who has been working in Shenzhen for 20
  years, what would be the proudest things in your life if you died? He said: I
  have already pay back the mortgage loan of my department.
  06. 妈妈说人最好不要错过两样东西,最后一班回家的车和一个深爱你的人。
  Mom said you’d better not miss two things , the last bus to home and the
  person who loves you deeply.
  07. 一天看到一位大妈在烧纸,边烧边嘟囔着:收到了全都买基金吧~~
  One day I saw a old woman was burning paper money and mumbled 2 : buy funds
  if you get it.
  08. 好的爱情是你透过一个男人看到世界,坏的爱情是你为了一个人舍弃世界……
  A good love is you find the world for a man; a bad love is you abandon the
  world for a man.
  09. 诸葛亮出山前,也没带过兵!凭啥我就要工作经验?
  Before Liang Zhuge coming out, he didnt have experience in leading the
  army! why i should have experience when look for a job?
  10. 如果你看到面前的阴影,别怕,那是因为你的背后有阳光……
  If you saw the dark in front of you, dont be afriad, that's because
  sunshine is at your back.

1 awareness
n.意识,觉悟,懂事,明智
  • There is a general awareness that smoking is harmful.人们普遍认识到吸烟有害健康。
  • Environmental awareness has increased over the years.这些年来人们的环境意识增强了。
2 mumbled
含糊地说某事,叽咕,咕哝( mumble的过去式和过去分词 )
  • He mumbled something to me which I did not quite catch. 他对我叽咕了几句话,可我没太听清楚。
  • George mumbled incoherently to himself. 乔治语无伦次地喃喃自语。
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学英语单词
a week is a long time in politics
Acre antshrike
agent business
all welded ship
allergic dermatitis allergic eczema
alternative layouts
amphibious assault ship
Anthemis nobilis L.
antifreeze protein gene
application paper
as clear as a whistle
at weaning time
backwards compatibility
Banagher, L.
be low on
bias biased
blanca pk.
boiler maker's hammer
Brahui language
budig
choledochendysis
colliding beam source
colour fastness to daylight
complex detector
consumer packaged product
corundoms
cudgel one's brains
culture distance
Dendrobium lituiflorum
dengue shock syndrome
downticks
droughty
drug rehabilitation
drum dance
dryer capacity
dyakisdodecahedron
Fitzroy R.
forward-looking
freestyled
Frisian
Frohn's tests
genus halesias
genus Haminoea
Ghaghe I.
glucose-insulin-potassium salt solution
go a long way towards doing something
grunted
handroll
hartel
have lost one's tongue
HPTIN
imagic
IMPX
in trust
interactive graphic terminal
Laqlaq
limnetic
lumped mathematical model
manifold inlet
mantle petrology
millboard
net pattern
Nhundo
nonuniform distribution
Norra Storfjället
oil spills
ononde
Panihati
parenchymatous mastitis
parthenocaryogamy
pedhazur
permanent magnet synchronous motor
porkchop
pustular eczema
put to rights
R. N. R.
radial seals ledge
rat-trap fish
Reppe reactions
ruel-bone
Rukuriri
sand down
scarcements
service steam locomotive
shaft-shoulder
sousters
spaciest
spare no effort to do
super molecular structure
systolic algorithm
the course of justice
Thread Sealant
transient global amnesia
unfittedness
unsaturated reactance
variable-sized
visual-acoustic-magneticpressure
water port
weak coupling theory
Wurtz's culture-medium
zirconium hydride space power reactor
zym(o)-