时间:2019-02-22 作者:英语课 分类:英文短篇故事(纽约)


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   Jay's niece Sonya, 30, sent him a wedding invitation. She had finally found Mr. Right. Jay called his dad. Jay said, "Congratulations 1! You might be a great grandpa again next year." His dad didn't seem too happy. Jay asked, "Is something wrong?" Dad said, "A year ago, Sonya dropped by so we could meet her fiancé. She introduced him to me as the world's cheapest grandpa." Jay said, "She was joking, right?" Dad said, "She was dead serious." Jay said, "She meant it? Shame on her! You weren't cheap. You and Mom struggled to raise six kids. You had to watch every penny 2. Why would Sonya say something so mean? Mom told all her kids and grandkids, at least a thousand times, 'If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all.' You know what I think? I think you should give Sonya a toaster for a wedding gift."



n.祝贺;贺词;祝词
  • I send you my warmest congratulations on your success. 我对你的成功致以最热烈的祝贺。 来自《简明英汉词典》
  • Please give her my congratulations when you see her. 见到她时请转达我的祝贺。 来自《简明英汉词典》
n.(英)便士,美分
  • I will not lent you a penny.我一便士都不愿借给你。
  • Sugar has risen a penny a pound.糖价每磅涨了1便士。
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a-c noise immunity
aggregate balance
alternating current motor
amidogen ether
assplosion
binary nerve gas
Bouddhism
british standards institution(bsi)
broilery
capillary cross section effect
carburetion(-ration)
Cassara
chemical rays
chloro-acetone
communication node
controlled diffusion airfoil
corellis
crack willow
darda
default password
differential of an analytic homomorphism
Dobbins Airforce Base
dotting punch
double auction
drop out of the school
duralumin sheet
eggburgers
electrodeposition
enamel still
evenage, even-age
fafiated
field of operations
Frankenfood
fried squid with fresh bamboo shoots
Gaydon
genappe yarn
glued-laminated timber construction
God willing
high opening trawl
hoodiecrow
hot rock
hyperphosphatemic
in bold outline
inactivated influenza vaccine
interosseous cuneometatarsal ligaments
JPRS
Kossi, Prov.de
levamizole
lifebuoy flare
Ligusticum acuminatum
lispe bivittata
living level
llma
Lunularia
Matonipis, L.
midmenstrual
minterm type
model attributes of the cheque
moneyscope
nose spinner
offshore oil-gas-water processing plant
okporo
olympic stadium
omo-
powres
preejection
quasi-bounded
quick-acting choke
radiator machine
reglowing
rhyometer
riffle zone
rolled food
rudimentarily
sacrals
saline sediments
San Gabriel Res.
saw wrests
sclerotic tooth
shacklebone
sheepishly
signal inverter
sodium chlorides
Somateria
sound pressure correction
spaceoptic
split core
thinning from below
timing gear gasket
toxic inflammation
Tractarianism
transthyretin
TRAPV (trap on overflow)
travel and entertainment credit card
tritubercular type
ufmd
unageing
unlax
untrueful
were full
white ice
wrinkle-removing