时间:2019-02-22 作者:英语课 分类:英文短篇故事(纽约)


英语课

   Luke entered the classroom. He saw one empty desk. It was the last desk in the far row next to the wall. He walked over to it and sat down. An old man was sitting in front of him. The teacher started talking. Luke started taking notes. The old man moved slightly in his seat. Moments later, Luke smelled something rotten 1. It was like a rotten egg. It was like sewer 2 gas. It was a fart. The old man had farted. Luke almost gagged. Please let that be the last one, Luke prayed. It wasn't. The old man farted silently 3, and constantly 4, for 50 minutes. Luke tried to breathe through his mouth. Nearby students fanned the air. Class finally ended. Later, Luke told his wife about the gas attack. "Why didn't you just get up and leave?" his wife asked. He said, "Because then people would think it was me!"



adj.腐烂(朽)的;令人不愉快的;糟糕的
  • The book was pretty rotten.这本书糟透了。
  • Rotten eggs give off a bad smell.臭蛋散发出难闻的气味。
n.排水沟,下水道
  • They are tearing up the street to repair a sewer. 他们正挖开马路修下水道。
  • The boy kicked a stone into the sewer. 那个男孩把一石子踢进了下水道。
adv.沉默地,无声地
  • She sat in the car,silently fuming at the traffic jam.她坐在汽车里,心中对交通堵塞感到十分恼火。
  • He didn't shout,he just glared at me silently.他没有喊叫,只是默默地怒视着我。
adv.不变地,不断地,时常地
  • The two countries have been warring constantly for years.这两国多年来一直交战。
  • We should constantly urge ourselves on to study hard.我们要经常鞭策自己努力学习。
学英语单词
Abera
accepting state
accountant,s report
aerodynamic tunnel
affreux
allopyranoside
alternation morph
American gallinule
amount deposited
antimob
Bacon, John
booby hutch
Brachystegia speciformis
bulldog
cable mooring floating dock
cesarean sections
chicken-livered
Chiricahua Apache
contends with
cork strip
crickets
Cycas balansae
cyclic queueing network
Cyklokapren
Dalaman Nehri
depth encoder
diaphragm-types
double -entry compressor
drop-shot
elaborate
endpoint constraints
entotic
envyfreeness
esoterik satie
femto-amperes
field picture
free-wheeled
gardone
gipsy moths
hard corneal contact lens
Herrera de los Navarros
hot wall method
hydrogen exchange
hypersemotactics
idle shipping
inmouled
into the west
Jehovah-jireh
kandoras
Kapuas River
keizais
kiwi
Klebsiella capsulatus
komusubi
krestin(PSK)
lambdoid margin
low bearing oil pressure governor
Långnäs
mechanical pianoes
microprogram control instruction
Morley triangle
nallets
newey-west estimator
orchestral broadcasting studio
palmityl alcohol
peare
Pepto-bismal
phyllantine
piper whip protection
poly(decamethylene sebacamide)
polymerase chain
press-up
prevenance
prior to the expiration of the term
probability histogram
program correctness proof
Pteroceltis tatarinowii
pulsation damping
rod drive screw
Ruticina
salarino
sequence of posting
shira
snail countersink
solid carburizing
space waves
span of management
steel lining
take somebody up on something
teti
thongs
thymolipoma
tomasi
toplining
topology structure
under-applied burden
unviability
voltage constant
weasel from
word serial associative processor
Wyaconda