时间:2019-02-22 作者:英语课 分类:英文短篇故事(纽约)


英语课

   Luke entered the classroom. He saw one empty desk. It was the last desk in the far row next to the wall. He walked over to it and sat down. An old man was sitting in front of him. The teacher started talking. Luke started taking notes. The old man moved slightly in his seat. Moments later, Luke smelled something rotten 1. It was like a rotten egg. It was like sewer 2 gas. It was a fart. The old man had farted. Luke almost gagged. Please let that be the last one, Luke prayed. It wasn't. The old man farted silently 3, and constantly 4, for 50 minutes. Luke tried to breathe through his mouth. Nearby students fanned the air. Class finally ended. Later, Luke told his wife about the gas attack. "Why didn't you just get up and leave?" his wife asked. He said, "Because then people would think it was me!"



adj.腐烂(朽)的;令人不愉快的;糟糕的
  • The book was pretty rotten.这本书糟透了。
  • Rotten eggs give off a bad smell.臭蛋散发出难闻的气味。
n.排水沟,下水道
  • They are tearing up the street to repair a sewer. 他们正挖开马路修下水道。
  • The boy kicked a stone into the sewer. 那个男孩把一石子踢进了下水道。
adv.沉默地,无声地
  • She sat in the car,silently fuming at the traffic jam.她坐在汽车里,心中对交通堵塞感到十分恼火。
  • He didn't shout,he just glared at me silently.他没有喊叫,只是默默地怒视着我。
adv.不变地,不断地,时常地
  • The two countries have been warring constantly for years.这两国多年来一直交战。
  • We should constantly urge ourselves on to study hard.我们要经常鞭策自己努力学习。
学英语单词
acquiries
agreement of partnership
alternate form
annulata
arduous
Astico
Austenesque
axillary branch
ayris
Balqash
bark mark
Bogoyavlenskoye
Briones Reservoir
burnt purite
Carafate
Carunchio
caulked seam
cell-keeper
chanturia
character grid unit
chromolithographic
client-oriented
codabilities
combatively
contact electrode
copper process
demystification
designated texter
dihydrogranatirhodin
doorley
double conductor (twin conductor)
draw-bar jack
dust and heat of the day
East Sheba Ridge
electrical warming
elementary cooperative
faget
fascioles
fila lateralia pontis
floatboard
free-spirited
frequency double laser
frozen metaphor
fuel-fabrication cell
genemi (ganami)
genus macronectess
Ghadīr, Khawr
half-a-century
Harper's Magazine
headbutting
hydriatrics
ilbaite (allophane)
in weal or woe
index of crime
Kabaena, Pulau
keep waiting
le marin (marin)
leptonycteris
levisticum officinales
Magnolia paenetalauma
Methanobacteriaceae
minor tranquilliser
Nasva
natural-period
neo-populism
new affection
niceverine
nicking file
Nogent-sur-Marne
nonhomogeneous motion
ofuji's disease (eosinophilic pustular folliculitis)
palarstanide
Pawai, Pulau
pepe grid
perfluoric acid
peroxide content
pile and waling groin
place emphasis up on
platen press
platina mohr (platinum black)
post-humously
processing software
productive plantation area
protonium
Ramus superficialis
Ranunculus similis
repeat section
Rideal mechanism
ronney
runos
SDU (station display unit)
sinostroside
supported end
suppression of interference
TCP MAXIMUM SEGMENT SIZE
transmission HEED
trigonometric scale
trimethylenediamine
tuition scholarship
unimation
uranium nitrage
year maintenance