时间:2019-01-20 作者:英语课 分类:365个英语简短小故事


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The well-dressed, gray-haired woman was crying her eyes out. She had just been fined $100 by the judge because a month ago her dog made a mess on the front lawn of the courthouse.


“I just got out of the cab and I leashed Poopsie to the light pole. After I paid the fare and gave the driver a dollar tip, I turned around and saw that Poopsie had made a mess. I didn’t have any plastic bags, so I said, ‘Well, Poopsie, let’s go home. There’s nothing I can do about this now.’


“We were just starting home when I heard this voice out of nowhere: ‘Excuse me, ma’am. Is that your dog?’ I turned around. It was an officer of the law. Well, of course, it was my dog. ‘That dog just made an illegal deposit on the courthouse lawn. As its owner, it’s your responsibility to dispose of that deposit. See the sign over there? I’m going to have to write you a citation 1.’


“I asked him what sign he was talking about. He pointed 2 all the way down to the end of the block. One little sign, a block away! How could anyone see that? I couldn’t see that sign with my best opera glasses. The officer said that I could fight the ticket. He said the judge was a nice old man who owned four dogs. So I said, ‘OK, thank you, I’ll fight the ticket.’


“So when I went to court, I dressed Poopsie up in his prettiest ribbons and made extra sure he did his business first. We were both so excited. I just knew the judge and Poopsie would hit it off.


“But do you know what happened when we got inside? They had a different judge, a judge who is allergic 3 to dogs, and he immediately started sniffling, coughing, sneezing, and looking around. And then he yelled at me to get the dog out of the courtroom. He fined me $100 on the way out without even giving me a chance to talk about Poopsie’s chronic 4 dyspepsia. It was terrible! I’m still upset.”


 



n.引用,引证,引用文;传票
  • He had to sign the proposition for the citation.他只好在受奖申请书上签了字。
  • The court could issue a citation and fine Ms. Robbins.法庭可能会发传票,对罗宾斯女士处以罚款。
adj.尖的,直截了当的
  • He gave me a very sharp pointed pencil.他给我一支削得非常尖的铅笔。
  • She wished to show Mrs.John Dashwood by this pointed invitation to her brother.她想通过对达茨伍德夫人提出直截了当的邀请向她的哥哥表示出来。
adj.过敏的,变态的
  • Alice is allergic to the fur of cats.艾丽斯对猫的皮毛过敏。
  • Many people are allergic to airborne pollutants such as pollen.许多人对空气传播的污染物过敏,比如花粉。
adj.(疾病)长期未愈的,慢性的;极坏的
  • Famine differs from chronic malnutrition.饥荒不同于慢性营养不良。
  • Chronic poisoning may lead to death from inanition.慢性中毒也可能由虚弱导致死亡。
学英语单词
against someone's will
agustin roca
anigraphs
ASCII fromat
auto-antibodies
ballotage
biformyl
casti
chhota udepur
chlorine gas chamber
color bloom
conservation tillage
court of the union
cut decoration
cuticura
dahlgrens
degeneratio fibrinosa
dekohm
Dendranthema nankingense
dengo
dermoneurosis
dialkyl alkylene diphosphonic acid
diodoruss
disuniformities
dog-ear
dowarie
ecphrastic
edge beam
een
electrostatic dry spraying
end fire array
fire chrome brick
first-responders
foldably
gago
genus Tulipa
ginglymostoma cirratums
gnathode
Gulaothi
hiram williamss
hypersexualizes
inquiry processing program
Intelligent Optical Networking
interlaid
internal ionization
Internet PC
Kibre Mengist
Le Breuil
lluis
loading coil
maximum speed regulator
mcjunkin
metagnathons
metal insulator semiconductor light emitting diod
Mycaptine
net cord
network adapter card
non-self revealing fault
nosing motion
on-line retrieval system
Otomaco
party travel
phase induced polarization method
phyllorhize
pignon
plutodemocracy
portable axial flow ventilator
prenoverine
procons
pulse-width modulator
pump energy
rapid answer
ratable
respiratory medicine
rgh
rotor ampere
run errands for
satinette machine
Scottish reel
second
Shin-yodo-gawa
shukrijumah
sinoa
slant plane
snowshed
sociology of communication
sovicilles
spring-swage
St. Mary of Bethlehem
stercorary
subsystem generation
tank capacitance
tea-leaf
Thycapsol
transpicuous
tubercula quadrigemina
unextortionate
uphanging
vice-mayor
wing dihedral angle
yin kept externally by yang excess in the interior