时间:2019-01-20 作者:英语课 分类:365个英语简短小故事


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The well-dressed, gray-haired woman was crying her eyes out. She had just been fined $100 by the judge because a month ago her dog made a mess on the front lawn of the courthouse.


“I just got out of the cab and I leashed Poopsie to the light pole. After I paid the fare and gave the driver a dollar tip, I turned around and saw that Poopsie had made a mess. I didn’t have any plastic bags, so I said, ‘Well, Poopsie, let’s go home. There’s nothing I can do about this now.’


“We were just starting home when I heard this voice out of nowhere: ‘Excuse me, ma’am. Is that your dog?’ I turned around. It was an officer of the law. Well, of course, it was my dog. ‘That dog just made an illegal deposit on the courthouse lawn. As its owner, it’s your responsibility to dispose of that deposit. See the sign over there? I’m going to have to write you a citation 1.’


“I asked him what sign he was talking about. He pointed 2 all the way down to the end of the block. One little sign, a block away! How could anyone see that? I couldn’t see that sign with my best opera glasses. The officer said that I could fight the ticket. He said the judge was a nice old man who owned four dogs. So I said, ‘OK, thank you, I’ll fight the ticket.’


“So when I went to court, I dressed Poopsie up in his prettiest ribbons and made extra sure he did his business first. We were both so excited. I just knew the judge and Poopsie would hit it off.


“But do you know what happened when we got inside? They had a different judge, a judge who is allergic 3 to dogs, and he immediately started sniffling, coughing, sneezing, and looking around. And then he yelled at me to get the dog out of the courtroom. He fined me $100 on the way out without even giving me a chance to talk about Poopsie’s chronic 4 dyspepsia. It was terrible! I’m still upset.”


 



n.引用,引证,引用文;传票
  • He had to sign the proposition for the citation.他只好在受奖申请书上签了字。
  • The court could issue a citation and fine Ms. Robbins.法庭可能会发传票,对罗宾斯女士处以罚款。
adj.尖的,直截了当的
  • He gave me a very sharp pointed pencil.他给我一支削得非常尖的铅笔。
  • She wished to show Mrs.John Dashwood by this pointed invitation to her brother.她想通过对达茨伍德夫人提出直截了当的邀请向她的哥哥表示出来。
adj.过敏的,变态的
  • Alice is allergic to the fur of cats.艾丽斯对猫的皮毛过敏。
  • Many people are allergic to airborne pollutants such as pollen.许多人对空气传播的污染物过敏,比如花粉。
adj.(疾病)长期未愈的,慢性的;极坏的
  • Famine differs from chronic malnutrition.饥荒不同于慢性营养不良。
  • Chronic poisoning may lead to death from inanition.慢性中毒也可能由虚弱导致死亡。
学英语单词
17-ketogenic steroid
a hand of
abdicates
abort statement
aldopyranose
Altintas
arthropodic
backie
Blue Hawaiis
Bononcini,Giovanni
book of original entry
Britpicked
broken bond
caudal filaments
choctaws
cis-testosterone
commercial unit
comodulate
corbitt
counterprove
crap games
cristales
cross-bite relation
cycle rank
death warmed up
delverts
distribution accounts statistics
due to balance
edward sapirs
ejector-type exhaust manifold
enquoted
exocrine portion
exoticising
Ferney-Voltaire
fetuins
floodlighted
free villus
full fledge
general call
gravimetric method by means of volatilization
harpagide
Hebraists
Hilbert-Schmidt operator
hispanola
Hoffman kiln
i.g.
internal gear grinder
Kalabity
kathepsins
kendall sequential compression device
lactases
lamb routine weighing
light-transparent composite
long ells
lungfuls
Madjingo
magest-
marimbaist
mecheng
Mentba aquatica L.
microgrants
micronephridium
mobile-hearth furnace
Mongolian medicine
Motta San Giovanni
No thoroughfare!
non-detachable type fire detector
Novosadkovskiy
nummular syphilid
Opalton
optical conduction
Overton window
parliamentary monarchy
paycut
pedophobia
plumbed manifold
power consumption rate of circulation water pump
property passing on the death
re-probed
reform of farmtools
rock remanent magnetization stability
rotation velocity control
run time organization
Saint Lucian
saprophilous
seckilling
seen
setzers
shoe industries
Shouwang
signale
sits shotgun
streaming media
sunset prayer
thirty twomo
toluene disulfonic acid
UHP
UNRRA
utility possibilities set
valve house
xania
zoogeographically