英文原版对话1000个:1053 Banned by Customs

 　　Ray: Well so Shirley, tell me about your career as a Customs inspector 1.

 
　　Shirley: Yes, many years ago in a previous lifetime, I worked as a Customs Officer in Australia. And, I don’t know if you know but that means … basically taking control or monitoring our borders and checking what comes in and out of the country.
 
　　Ray: Well that sounds pretty interesting.
 
　　Shirley: Yeah, it had its moments.
 
　　Ray: Like for example
 
　　Shirley: Well, Australia has very strict quarantine regulations so we’d often get people trying to smuggle 2 in prohibited food or seeds or plants and I remember one time there was a man who had an entire sapling, a small tree strapped 3 to his body. He had the roots kind of in his shoe and it was strapped to his leg all the way up his body and along his arm and of course his clothes on top so that we couldn’t see them.
 
　　Ray: Well that’s a, are now you sure he was a person and not an “ent”?
 
　　Shirley: I don’t know. He was doing a good disguise if he was in fact a walking “ent”.
 
　　Ray: That’s true, so what’d you do to this poor guy?
 
　　Shirley: We didn’t do so much to the poor guy, I think he probably
 
　　Ray: so what did you do to his poor tree then I guess.
 
　　Shirley: Well his tree was confiscated 4 and would be destroyed. Probably he was fined and went to court and would have to pay a fine.
 
　　Ray: What other things do people smuggle?
 
　　Shirley: All sorts of strange things. Sometimes they smuggle things that they don’t even realize are prohibited. So for example canned foods like pate 5 or canned meats are also completely prohibited
 
　　Ray: Oh boy
 
　　Shirley: Yeah, I mean a lot of those things they can hold, for example foot and mouth disease, I think, is resistant 6 to very high temperatures and it’ll last for about seven or eight years. So those things are also prohibited. Birds, which is pretty sad because when people bring in something like birds or small animals the death rate for the animals is extremely high so
 
　　Ray: Goodness, yes.
 
　　Shirley: Usually only about ten percent (10%) survive and if they get caught, then they can’t have them anyway.
 
　　Ray: Can’t imagine how, if you were trying to smuggle a bird I have visions of somebody anasthetizing the poor thing and, stuffing it into their backpack or something of that sort and
 
　　Shirley: Yeah
 
　　Ray: that can’t be good
 
　　Shirley: there’s lots of imaginative ways to do that but all in all, none of them are very good for the birds.
 
　　Ray: Any reptiles 7?
 
　　Shirley: Yeah well, people do smuggle them in, although actually in the case of Australia I think we have a bigger problem with them going out because Australia has, I think, the highest number of venomous reptiles in the world and also different types of reptiles so people taking them out illegally is a big problem. I personally never saw any, fortunately. I actually quite like snakes but I have a healthy respect for them so I don’t really want to be, you know, engaging with them on a one-to-one personal level.