时间:2019-01-09 作者:英语课 分类:365个英语简短小故事


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“People have been traveling by car for 100 years. My invention is long overdue 1. Who hasn’t had an emergency while traveling? Sometimes you’re miles from the nearest gas station or McDonald’s. Everyone knows that when you gotta go, you gotta go,” said Phil Bole.


Phil has invented a chemical toilet for vehicles. One size fits all (vehicles and people). It is made from recycled materials. It never smells bad, he claims. Between uses, it can be stored in the trunk. When the toilet is full, an adult or child can compress it into the size of a bowling 2 ball. The waste matter in the toilet is continuously being absorbed by chemicals and bacteria. Eventually, all the waste matter turns into a pile of dry crumbs 3.The toilet can be dropped into any trash can at any time.


Phil tested his invention while on a two-week vacation with his wife and four young kids. He said that the kids loved it. His wife didn’t.


“Nothing on Earth could make me use that disgusting thing!” she told him. He pleaded 4 with her, saying that he had invented the toilet primarily for women and kids. He needed a woman’s blessing 5 so the toilet would sell. “No woman would ever use this thing!” she responded.


“My wife’s sort of a prude,” Phil said one day to Bret, his mechanic. After much thought, Phil finally figured out how to make his wife love his invention: he made a pink toilet covered with yellow flowers. “What more could a woman want?” he asked while showing it to Bret. Bret said it was a beautiful and a practical gift. And since his wife's birthday was the following week, Bret ordered a toilet. "Your wife will remember this birthday forever!" Phil promised Bret.


 



adj.过期的,到期未付的;早该有的,迟到的
  • The plane is overdue and has been delayed by the bad weather.飞机晚点了,被坏天气耽搁了。
  • The landlady is angry because the rent is overdue.女房东生气了,因为房租过期未付。
n.保龄球运动
  • Bowling is a popular sport with young and old.保龄球是老少都爱的运动。
  • Which sport do you 1ike most,golf or bowling?你最喜欢什么运动,高尔夫还是保龄球?
恳求,请求( plead的过去式和过去分词 ); 提出…为借口[理由]; (向法庭)陈述案情; (在法庭)申辩,认罪,辩护
  • She pleaded with him not to go. 她恳求他不要离开。
  • She wept and pleaded until he agreed to do as she wished. 她哭着恳求他,一直到他答应按她的愿望去做。
n.祈神赐福;祷告;祝福,祝愿
  • The blessing was said in Hebrew.祷告用了希伯来语。
  • A double blessing has descended upon the house.双喜临门。
学英语单词
-athlon
.crp
advanced menstruation due to blood-heat
alkyl phosphates
almandine-amphibolite facies
Amplexiphyllum
amplifier transformer
anilo fibre
Asio otus
aylmer l.
battery coking
be borne in upon
bimorph cll
Brahmana,brahmana
brushwork
call-ups
cancio
catherine de medices
central-western
chelidon
conodonts
cyanohydrin synthesis
dalbavancin
deposital metal
diffusing electric field
dimocarpuss
dynamic efficiency
ecosystem modeling
Edgemoor
electronic displacement polarization
elevated train
epicuruss
exotoxic tyberculin
first-in, first-out method
floating habit
form of environmental substance
forward decay
furnished with
gas discharge switch
going out of business
Hakka
half-milano rib
Hambeg
harringtonine(Har)
herbacetin
hibernacular
initial placement condition
inside-right
instrumental pelvimetry
La Encrucijada
lampooning
leak can
Mallory-Weiss tear
miep
mooihoekite
National Bureau of Oceanography
ncp generation
negative heterosis
non-parallel equal crank linkage normal
now matter what
organoantimony
outside extension
oxalic acid fermentation
paragonite schist
Pars transversa
penuries
philippopolis (plovdiv)
photojunction battery
physical record deletion
picture frame
picture-strips
pineal calcification
plastic paint
platyhieric
point-and cup suspension
pre-existimation
put one's oar into
pyophylactic membranes
Rch.
reconnaissance missile
reoccluding
rotary thermometer
saturable-core magnetometer
semantic analysis
Sofri
special proviso
split camera
standstill reactance
symbolic assembly
Tauche
total revenue curve
Treviglio
upper semicontinuous equivalence
vacuum quantorecorder
vertical exaggeration
Vynnyky
water treatment plant
window software
yallar dog
Yuntaiguan Formation