时间:2019-01-09 作者:英语课 分类:365个英语简短小故事


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“People have been traveling by car for 100 years. My invention is long overdue 1. Who hasn’t had an emergency while traveling? Sometimes you’re miles from the nearest gas station or McDonald’s. Everyone knows that when you gotta go, you gotta go,” said Phil Bole.


Phil has invented a chemical toilet for vehicles. One size fits all (vehicles and people). It is made from recycled materials. It never smells bad, he claims. Between uses, it can be stored in the trunk. When the toilet is full, an adult or child can compress it into the size of a bowling 2 ball. The waste matter in the toilet is continuously being absorbed by chemicals and bacteria. Eventually, all the waste matter turns into a pile of dry crumbs 3.The toilet can be dropped into any trash can at any time.


Phil tested his invention while on a two-week vacation with his wife and four young kids. He said that the kids loved it. His wife didn’t.


“Nothing on Earth could make me use that disgusting thing!” she told him. He pleaded 4 with her, saying that he had invented the toilet primarily for women and kids. He needed a woman’s blessing 5 so the toilet would sell. “No woman would ever use this thing!” she responded.


“My wife’s sort of a prude,” Phil said one day to Bret, his mechanic. After much thought, Phil finally figured out how to make his wife love his invention: he made a pink toilet covered with yellow flowers. “What more could a woman want?” he asked while showing it to Bret. Bret said it was a beautiful and a practical gift. And since his wife's birthday was the following week, Bret ordered a toilet. "Your wife will remember this birthday forever!" Phil promised Bret.


 



adj.过期的,到期未付的;早该有的,迟到的
  • The plane is overdue and has been delayed by the bad weather.飞机晚点了,被坏天气耽搁了。
  • The landlady is angry because the rent is overdue.女房东生气了,因为房租过期未付。
n.保龄球运动
  • Bowling is a popular sport with young and old.保龄球是老少都爱的运动。
  • Which sport do you 1ike most,golf or bowling?你最喜欢什么运动,高尔夫还是保龄球?
恳求,请求( plead的过去式和过去分词 ); 提出…为借口[理由]; (向法庭)陈述案情; (在法庭)申辩,认罪,辩护
  • She pleaded with him not to go. 她恳求他不要离开。
  • She wept and pleaded until he agreed to do as she wished. 她哭着恳求他,一直到他答应按她的愿望去做。
n.祈神赐福;祷告;祝福,祝愿
  • The blessing was said in Hebrew.祷告用了希伯来语。
  • A double blessing has descended upon the house.双喜临门。
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apparent purity
arisarum vulgares
arraignest
ascientific
asymptotic bound
bar chocolate
bed piece
Begovitch
Beth-dagon
biostatics
bitchwads
bottom-shelf
Bronzespotted
budgeting for a deficit
calling plan
Calypso bulbosa
catchiest
chamaecyparis
choke with
collectivizations
condenser anti-rolling sliding support
cross-headed
dactylitis tuberculosa
dears
decultivate
depression detention
Dethylandiamine
disposable syringe with a needle
drink and incapable
Dulgalakh
ecosystem-based
emberiza aureolas
express yourself
Fehérgyarmat
ferrobacillius
filter press plate
foreground display image
frame floor
galler
Grocco's tests
hermans
histone-displacement model
humidity table
Idebenon
impeller, impellor
Inhambupe, R.
inshot valve
intemeration
Kompensan
Kunashakskiy Rayon
locomotor ataxias
lorchas
magnification constant
metallic nickel
microcomputer system debugging
microfilm strip
mine detecting sonar
missile launch envelope
monsavais
moviestars
multi-tier weaving machine
muriated
Nabothian cysts
necrotic ulcer
network wide coordination entity
new song
normalized echo intensity
papiamentoes
perborax
phytoactin
piston-actuated valve
probabilistic model
quantisation
quartz retaining spring
quinidamine
red roan
reitter
rimmon (rummana)
rip it off
self dumping
sentence constituent
shadder
silent treatment
slot-and-crank drive
smell powder
socioeconomic variables
statement of problem
stomatogenous infection
surface-bound
Swertia veratroides
symmetrodonts
Synaptomys
take sth forward
tookes
tresnowski
ultra-
unacylated
undermanage
walking sticks
wine-shops
wireworks
zonaria stipitata