时间:2019-01-09 作者:英语课 分类:365个英语简短小故事


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“People have been traveling by car for 100 years. My invention is long overdue 1. Who hasn’t had an emergency while traveling? Sometimes you’re miles from the nearest gas station or McDonald’s. Everyone knows that when you gotta go, you gotta go,” said Phil Bole.


Phil has invented a chemical toilet for vehicles. One size fits all (vehicles and people). It is made from recycled materials. It never smells bad, he claims. Between uses, it can be stored in the trunk. When the toilet is full, an adult or child can compress it into the size of a bowling 2 ball. The waste matter in the toilet is continuously being absorbed by chemicals and bacteria. Eventually, all the waste matter turns into a pile of dry crumbs 3.The toilet can be dropped into any trash can at any time.


Phil tested his invention while on a two-week vacation with his wife and four young kids. He said that the kids loved it. His wife didn’t.


“Nothing on Earth could make me use that disgusting thing!” she told him. He pleaded 4 with her, saying that he had invented the toilet primarily for women and kids. He needed a woman’s blessing 5 so the toilet would sell. “No woman would ever use this thing!” she responded.


“My wife’s sort of a prude,” Phil said one day to Bret, his mechanic. After much thought, Phil finally figured out how to make his wife love his invention: he made a pink toilet covered with yellow flowers. “What more could a woman want?” he asked while showing it to Bret. Bret said it was a beautiful and a practical gift. And since his wife's birthday was the following week, Bret ordered a toilet. "Your wife will remember this birthday forever!" Phil promised Bret.


 



adj.过期的,到期未付的;早该有的,迟到的
  • The plane is overdue and has been delayed by the bad weather.飞机晚点了,被坏天气耽搁了。
  • The landlady is angry because the rent is overdue.女房东生气了,因为房租过期未付。
n.保龄球运动
  • Bowling is a popular sport with young and old.保龄球是老少都爱的运动。
  • Which sport do you 1ike most,golf or bowling?你最喜欢什么运动,高尔夫还是保龄球?
恳求,请求( plead的过去式和过去分词 ); 提出…为借口[理由]; (向法庭)陈述案情; (在法庭)申辩,认罪,辩护
  • She pleaded with him not to go. 她恳求他不要离开。
  • She wept and pleaded until he agreed to do as she wished. 她哭着恳求他,一直到他答应按她的愿望去做。
n.祈神赐福;祷告;祝福,祝愿
  • The blessing was said in Hebrew.祷告用了希伯来语。
  • A double blessing has descended upon the house.双喜临门。
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a whale
ablaqueate
agrobiology analysis
al wariah (wariah)
anecdotal
aneucentric chromosome
anterior centrosome
Arauco, G.de
aujon r.
axis of zero acceleration
basic parameter
behavior of instrument
black bracelets
bookkeeping methods
botn
Buteo buteo
butter-hams
cathode furnace
chromatoid bodies
Cobble Mountain Res.
cockerel-breeder
collum segment
congenital ano-rectal malformation
control storage
cricoesophageal tendon
cross hand
cut off rate
Davison
decreased resistance invasion
departmentalizing
Doggy-Bag
Donatello, (Donato di Niccolo di Betto Bardi)
download protocol
dry fallout
Duhaldea
duplicate reading
EXE2BIN
for a good cause
frequency-change signalling
geogia
golden larch
goodware
Hadego
hargaash
have one's mind on something
high desnity metal
Im Fout
in statu pillari
jump-up
khoudary
kouse
leaking mode
levomenthone
LGW
loecher
magnetic quiet zone
mammee trees
mcaliskey
microsphercytosis
multiple level programmer
neepery
Nellie Bly
neurotological
Omalanthus
on active service
operational admittance
optical heterodyne detection
order aepyorniformess
organoarsenium compound
packet collision rate
paddle type mixer
parameter declaration
partially secured creditors
perigee propulsion
phenolic adhesive paint
physical seismic model
polyaspirin
principal image components
progressive sloughing
QCE
Qship
salgaso
saurterne
self-referential meaning
smokin' pole
solitary nodule
Solovian
surface of no strain
suspension member
synchro coupling
Tarasovka
tart rhubarb
tautening rod
threnodists
to handle (an exception)
velocity interval
Venturian
water air cooled machine
wet-memory effect
white mice
who can say
work someone's ass off