时间:2019-01-09 作者:英语课 分类:365个英语简短小故事


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“People have been traveling by car for 100 years. My invention is long overdue 1. Who hasn’t had an emergency while traveling? Sometimes you’re miles from the nearest gas station or McDonald’s. Everyone knows that when you gotta go, you gotta go,” said Phil Bole.


Phil has invented a chemical toilet for vehicles. One size fits all (vehicles and people). It is made from recycled materials. It never smells bad, he claims. Between uses, it can be stored in the trunk. When the toilet is full, an adult or child can compress it into the size of a bowling 2 ball. The waste matter in the toilet is continuously being absorbed by chemicals and bacteria. Eventually, all the waste matter turns into a pile of dry crumbs 3.The toilet can be dropped into any trash can at any time.


Phil tested his invention while on a two-week vacation with his wife and four young kids. He said that the kids loved it. His wife didn’t.


“Nothing on Earth could make me use that disgusting thing!” she told him. He pleaded 4 with her, saying that he had invented the toilet primarily for women and kids. He needed a woman’s blessing 5 so the toilet would sell. “No woman would ever use this thing!” she responded.


“My wife’s sort of a prude,” Phil said one day to Bret, his mechanic. After much thought, Phil finally figured out how to make his wife love his invention: he made a pink toilet covered with yellow flowers. “What more could a woman want?” he asked while showing it to Bret. Bret said it was a beautiful and a practical gift. And since his wife's birthday was the following week, Bret ordered a toilet. "Your wife will remember this birthday forever!" Phil promised Bret.


 



adj.过期的,到期未付的;早该有的,迟到的
  • The plane is overdue and has been delayed by the bad weather.飞机晚点了,被坏天气耽搁了。
  • The landlady is angry because the rent is overdue.女房东生气了,因为房租过期未付。
n.保龄球运动
  • Bowling is a popular sport with young and old.保龄球是老少都爱的运动。
  • Which sport do you 1ike most,golf or bowling?你最喜欢什么运动,高尔夫还是保龄球?
恳求,请求( plead的过去式和过去分词 ); 提出…为借口[理由]; (向法庭)陈述案情; (在法庭)申辩,认罪,辩护
  • She pleaded with him not to go. 她恳求他不要离开。
  • She wept and pleaded until he agreed to do as she wished. 她哭着恳求他,一直到他答应按她的愿望去做。
n.祈神赐福;祷告;祝福,祝愿
  • The blessing was said in Hebrew.祷告用了希伯来语。
  • A double blessing has descended upon the house.双喜临门。
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accelerated at growing rate
air superiority fighter
asynchronous concurrent event
Ava Gardner
avares
back order memo
baigent
banked secondary
carry a load of debt
Choanotaenia
clerodendrum calamitosum
clivia nobilis lindl.
column count
conditioning theory
contract transport
control variable of program
crab slewing mechanism
crepe embossing
did away with
double curved line
dressing gowns
dropoffs
effective humidity
electric-field
emolumentary
eosinophilic adenoma
Eriocheir sinensis
ethylethanolamine
exoccipital
eye-rubbing
flat skin
fucosterol
full wave power supply
fusible covering
geophysics of Mars
Godfrey's cordial
herba veratri nigri
horizontal maxilla fracture
intra-class correlation coefficient
jujuba
kataphalanx
keifs
kroehnkite
lemanek
Lobelia doniana
magnetic belt separator
marverer
metal corrugated plate
methopterin
minimum size
momsers
monopoly behavior experiments
mushroom head screw
narrow fire box
nice money
night-ravens
no-doc
no-fire current
nonterminal alphabet
orkney is. (orkneys)
Orobanche solmsii
palmpressing
part of speech
periguloside
peripheral chamber
Phentanyl
pokals
political spheres
polymethyl methacrylate resin
private branch exchange (pbx)
proartacris taiwanensis
protrude
quadratic reciprocity
rate of productivity
relinquishes
rice transplanter
RNA
rotor control assembly
rowlet
Salling Sd.
siderometer
spear point
St-Pierreville
stomatomenia
subsidiary documents
take delivery of the goods
talk, etc. nineteen to the dozen
telecommunication services
telocentrics
terrace ridge afforestation
threshing performance
transformer oilproof board
truncus arteriosis
Uc Son
uniplanar flow
variable longshore current
variable name
Viburnum prunifolium
vindicativeness
viprostol
wetted contour
wiandt