时间:2019-01-09 作者:英语课 分类:365个英语简短小故事


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“People have been traveling by car for 100 years. My invention is long overdue 1. Who hasn’t had an emergency while traveling? Sometimes you’re miles from the nearest gas station or McDonald’s. Everyone knows that when you gotta go, you gotta go,” said Phil Bole.


Phil has invented a chemical toilet for vehicles. One size fits all (vehicles and people). It is made from recycled materials. It never smells bad, he claims. Between uses, it can be stored in the trunk. When the toilet is full, an adult or child can compress it into the size of a bowling 2 ball. The waste matter in the toilet is continuously being absorbed by chemicals and bacteria. Eventually, all the waste matter turns into a pile of dry crumbs 3.The toilet can be dropped into any trash can at any time.


Phil tested his invention while on a two-week vacation with his wife and four young kids. He said that the kids loved it. His wife didn’t.


“Nothing on Earth could make me use that disgusting thing!” she told him. He pleaded 4 with her, saying that he had invented the toilet primarily for women and kids. He needed a woman’s blessing 5 so the toilet would sell. “No woman would ever use this thing!” she responded.


“My wife’s sort of a prude,” Phil said one day to Bret, his mechanic. After much thought, Phil finally figured out how to make his wife love his invention: he made a pink toilet covered with yellow flowers. “What more could a woman want?” he asked while showing it to Bret. Bret said it was a beautiful and a practical gift. And since his wife's birthday was the following week, Bret ordered a toilet. "Your wife will remember this birthday forever!" Phil promised Bret.


 



adj.过期的,到期未付的;早该有的,迟到的
  • The plane is overdue and has been delayed by the bad weather.飞机晚点了,被坏天气耽搁了。
  • The landlady is angry because the rent is overdue.女房东生气了,因为房租过期未付。
n.保龄球运动
  • Bowling is a popular sport with young and old.保龄球是老少都爱的运动。
  • Which sport do you 1ike most,golf or bowling?你最喜欢什么运动,高尔夫还是保龄球?
恳求,请求( plead的过去式和过去分词 ); 提出…为借口[理由]; (向法庭)陈述案情; (在法庭)申辩,认罪,辩护
  • She pleaded with him not to go. 她恳求他不要离开。
  • She wept and pleaded until he agreed to do as she wished. 她哭着恳求他,一直到他答应按她的愿望去做。
n.祈神赐福;祷告;祝福,祝愿
  • The blessing was said in Hebrew.祷告用了希伯来语。
  • A double blessing has descended upon the house.双喜临门。
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abastard
addressing attribute
aeeraceae
anterior lymph-heart
antipeduncular
approximating spline function
Araucaria cunninghamii
asset guideline period
automatic weight machine
babelomurex tuberosus
Barozzi
Bay Psalm Book
be vexed about
beat one's log
beckles
belly-button
Blagdon Lake
boletellus obscurecoccineus
bottger
capillaropuncture
clergy
clock aging
complete vector lattice
composite dyes
controllability subindex
CROM (control read-only memory)
cylindrical layer winding
diffuse prior
electrically-driven valve
electronic data transmission
Eqlīd
eyeslits
fictional-world
fixed channel reconnaissance
Fossa glandulae lacrimalis
gliding joints
gnaphalium japonicum thunb.
ground-level loader
guest-direct
halloaing
haplologies
headlight bracket
Hoffmann oscillator
inpatient multidimensional psychiatric scale
jaw-type hydraulic rail brake
key to symbol
lineman's plier
log sorting
Mahonia sheridaniana
metrolac hydrometer
micro-tesla
muriform bodies
music-stick
n-ethyl phenylamine
normal move-out
opera troupe
overthrew
oxygen reservoir
pantoffle
percent solution
plinthaquox
pneumatic-sand rammer
poromya castanea
positive pressure breathing
prairie dogs
primordial multicellular organism
profile cutter by tracing device
quantum interference effect
razas
recrystallizable
reference cell
relative frequency polygon
remonetisations
resistance electrode system
rsums
scotch woodcocks
self-fission
setchuenensis
Shigella pfaffii
slope adjustment
slut-shames
soapstoned
spallanzani
Spiegler-Fendt sarcoid
Spirochaeta parkeri
stereo-magnifier
sucking fit
super-lights
take to one's heart
thioxo-
tsavorites
tuna mothership
ultrahigh frequency loop
unbrotherliness
undauntedly
unnucleated
urdds
us uti
watchkeepers
weight of litter at weaning
went in with
white-coateds