第5集：How Come
时间：2019-01-03 作者：英语课 分类：小笨霖英语笔记
Hello folks:想要用英文展现一下你的幽默感, 但却苦无机会吗? 下面的数据都是我从网路上找来的(原作者不要打我!), 提供大家很好的题材..
How Come
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.
How Come
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
How Come
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
How Come
To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot. And not try to understand her at all.
How Come
Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.
How Come
Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
How Come
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate 1 during the night.
How Come
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
How Come
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
How Come
There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman, before marriage and after marriage.
How Come
If a man talks dirty to a woman it's sexual 2 harassment 3 If a woman talks dirty to a man it's nine dollars a minute
p.s How Come 就是: 为什么会这样呢??
- Do you think relations between China and Japan will continue to deteriorate?你认为中日关系会继续恶化吗？
- He held that this would only cause the situation to deteriorate further.他认为，这只会使局势更加恶化。
- He was a person of gross sexual appetites.他是个性欲旺盛的人。
- It is socially irresponsible to refuse young people advice on sexual matters.拒绝向年轻人提供性方面的建议是对社会不负责任。
- She often got telephone harassment at night these days.这些天她经常在夜晚受到电话骚扰。
- The company prohibits any form of harassment.公司禁止任何形式的骚扰行为。