时间:2018-12-31 作者:英语课 分类:365个英语简短小故事


英语课

Jerome turned off the TV. He had just watched a couple of "South Park" cartoons. "South Park" is an amusing series about elementary school kids living in a small town in Colorado.


The first cartoon was about Herman, who wanted to become strong and muscular. He asked his mother to buy a supplement that was advertised on TV. The supplement was actually nothing but sugar, but the TV ad promised that it would make you strong and muscular.


Instead, it made Herman very fat. Worse, Herman refused to believe that he had become fat. Even though all his friends were calling him Super Fat Boy, he told them that he was Super Muscle Boy. Finally, when Herman walked onto the stage to receive an award in the school auditorium 1, the stage collapsed 2. Then he realized that maybe he WAS super fat.


The second cartoon was about a dog that followed Lenny home. Lenny loved the dog until he found out it was gay. Then he hated the dog. But Big Al took Lenny to the city’s Home for Gay Animals. While there, Lenny decided 3 that it was okay to be gay. When he got home, he hugged his dog and took it for a walk. He didn’t even mind when it sniffed 4 other male dogs.


 


 


 



n.观众席,听众席;会堂,礼堂
  • The teacher gathered all the pupils in the auditorium.老师把全体同学集合在礼堂内。
  • The stage is thrust forward into the auditorium.舞台向前突出,伸入观众席。
adj.倒塌的
  • Jack collapsed in agony on the floor. 杰克十分痛苦地瘫倒在地板上。
  • The roof collapsed under the weight of snow. 房顶在雪的重压下突然坍塌下来。
adj.决定了的,坚决的;明显的,明确的
  • This gave them a decided advantage over their opponents.这使他们比对手具有明显的优势。
  • There is a decided difference between British and Chinese way of greeting.英国人和中国人打招呼的方式有很明显的区别。
v.以鼻吸气,嗅,闻( sniff的过去式和过去分词 );抽鼻子(尤指哭泣、患感冒等时出声地用鼻子吸气);抱怨,不以为然地说
  • When Jenney had stopped crying she sniffed and dried her eyes. 珍妮停止了哭泣,吸了吸鼻子,擦干了眼泪。 来自《简明英汉词典》
  • The dog sniffed suspiciously at the stranger. 狗疑惑地嗅着那个陌生人。 来自《简明英汉词典》
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Aconitum creagromorphum
Advanced RISC Computing Specification
aegilopses
aerial infection
alpha-irradiation
amino alkyd resin coating
amphibian car
antipyic
artrophy asymmetric
backup vent valve
baggy deformity of lower eyelid
Buckley ga(u)ge
car-service
Carrickfergus
carry-circuit
city article
civil aviation administration
code telegram
configures
cristatogobius moloanus
detractively
disrooted
dubs out
dumps me
Embazin
epimerizable
fastness to boiling
festoon
fishbone-stitch
Fleming, Ian
frictional depth
fusion with alkali
Gatineau R.
genus apuss
georgesons
Golyamo Vranovo
Handegg
hang it on
Hexa-core
higher-ups
hispid pocket mice
hold-harmless agreement
inclusive education
indirect absorption
institutional care
jacquard lifting knives
Jaghatai
james dickey
kettle lakes
less-than-stellar
lightwave communications system
marriage by exchange
mechanics of management
methyl-n-butyl ketone
mode of buckling
morris dancings
mosqueing
nau services manager layer
nonmonetized
oil immersed type
Optimist International
phenprofone
Plainfield
pseudologic
psilotaless
puggiest
recording geometry
rejected material
resilience
rule by man
sailing hydrofoil
seam welding machine
Sehlde
Semei
separate export department
shope
shutdown rod drive (mechanism)
simplex pressure-jet system
singing soprano
single star navigation
slow replacement
smallcapped
some body
split plot
spot racing car
steffenhagen
tear-shaped
telegraph network
thomasma
To. L. R.
tooth-picking
transit level
unconstrainable
wake drag
washballs
White Mills
wikidemia
wind erosion
woodinesses
word-
worm condenser
X-bar structure