时间:2018-12-31 作者:英语课 分类:365个英语简短小故事


英语课

Jerome turned off the TV. He had just watched a couple of "South Park" cartoons. "South Park" is an amusing series about elementary school kids living in a small town in Colorado.


The first cartoon was about Herman, who wanted to become strong and muscular. He asked his mother to buy a supplement that was advertised on TV. The supplement was actually nothing but sugar, but the TV ad promised that it would make you strong and muscular.


Instead, it made Herman very fat. Worse, Herman refused to believe that he had become fat. Even though all his friends were calling him Super Fat Boy, he told them that he was Super Muscle Boy. Finally, when Herman walked onto the stage to receive an award in the school auditorium 1, the stage collapsed 2. Then he realized that maybe he WAS super fat.


The second cartoon was about a dog that followed Lenny home. Lenny loved the dog until he found out it was gay. Then he hated the dog. But Big Al took Lenny to the city’s Home for Gay Animals. While there, Lenny decided 3 that it was okay to be gay. When he got home, he hugged his dog and took it for a walk. He didn’t even mind when it sniffed 4 other male dogs.


 


 


 



n.观众席,听众席;会堂,礼堂
  • The teacher gathered all the pupils in the auditorium.老师把全体同学集合在礼堂内。
  • The stage is thrust forward into the auditorium.舞台向前突出,伸入观众席。
adj.倒塌的
  • Jack collapsed in agony on the floor. 杰克十分痛苦地瘫倒在地板上。
  • The roof collapsed under the weight of snow. 房顶在雪的重压下突然坍塌下来。
adj.决定了的,坚决的;明显的,明确的
  • This gave them a decided advantage over their opponents.这使他们比对手具有明显的优势。
  • There is a decided difference between British and Chinese way of greeting.英国人和中国人打招呼的方式有很明显的区别。
v.以鼻吸气,嗅,闻( sniff的过去式和过去分词 );抽鼻子(尤指哭泣、患感冒等时出声地用鼻子吸气);抱怨,不以为然地说
  • When Jenney had stopped crying she sniffed and dried her eyes. 珍妮停止了哭泣,吸了吸鼻子,擦干了眼泪。 来自《简明英汉词典》
  • The dog sniffed suspiciously at the stranger. 狗疑惑地嗅着那个陌生人。 来自《简明英汉词典》
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-fired
absolute coordinate system
accurate indication
aerosol-OT
Alport syndrome
androstadiene
awaywards
Bacillus corallinus
back-reference
Badigeru Swamp
batn
benzoylpas
Bersih
Beth-aven
boundary reflectance
cabinet for television set
Canary Islands
capital of Lesotho
cementing compound
cynoglossus puncticeps
Data set.
debilitants
developing new market
dextrocycloduction
distarch glycerol acetylated
doping concentration
dual cell
dugging
electrised
Elfros
Euro-german mark
exercise number
fairisles
fan-jets
fast multibit shifter
formicidaes
frequency sensitive varistor
from different angles
GC-MS
give a cry
hand brush
harkis
harpurs
home-makings
hydrostatic equation
ideal conceptual model
ill-placed
illuminometers
increased percentage
integra
intensive properties
investment workstation
jacquard neck-cord
jumber
laboratory notebooks
law of technology
lead foil screen
lucanus maculifemoratus taiwanus
Lutuamian
make-before-break
malodorous substance
Margaritana
monkey play (burma)
monofractals
Monte León
near-trace offset
net budget
net maximum work
officially recognized standard
omit note for order
onychia parasitica
ouabain
P-anisidine value
peak-to-peak variation
pillow biter
pnranoia religiosa
pseudofrenulum
radiothorium
raisin tea
raking coping
rear-end of spindle
reference magnet
relines
rixel
rose-cutter
second-phase
social affair
spectroprojector
spiral hose
spread of points
stock gauge
Sukkoth
TMGS
touch input system
triassic ocean
trihalogenated benzene
Télébodou
u-state
underlying bedrock
vaticanoes
warning triangles
Yetorofu