时间:2018-12-31 作者:英语课 分类:365个英语简短小故事


英语课

Jerome turned off the TV. He had just watched a couple of "South Park" cartoons. "South Park" is an amusing series about elementary school kids living in a small town in Colorado.


The first cartoon was about Herman, who wanted to become strong and muscular. He asked his mother to buy a supplement that was advertised on TV. The supplement was actually nothing but sugar, but the TV ad promised that it would make you strong and muscular.


Instead, it made Herman very fat. Worse, Herman refused to believe that he had become fat. Even though all his friends were calling him Super Fat Boy, he told them that he was Super Muscle Boy. Finally, when Herman walked onto the stage to receive an award in the school auditorium 1, the stage collapsed 2. Then he realized that maybe he WAS super fat.


The second cartoon was about a dog that followed Lenny home. Lenny loved the dog until he found out it was gay. Then he hated the dog. But Big Al took Lenny to the city’s Home for Gay Animals. While there, Lenny decided 3 that it was okay to be gay. When he got home, he hugged his dog and took it for a walk. He didn’t even mind when it sniffed 4 other male dogs.


 


 


 



n.观众席,听众席;会堂,礼堂
  • The teacher gathered all the pupils in the auditorium.老师把全体同学集合在礼堂内。
  • The stage is thrust forward into the auditorium.舞台向前突出,伸入观众席。
adj.倒塌的
  • Jack collapsed in agony on the floor. 杰克十分痛苦地瘫倒在地板上。
  • The roof collapsed under the weight of snow. 房顶在雪的重压下突然坍塌下来。
adj.决定了的,坚决的;明显的,明确的
  • This gave them a decided advantage over their opponents.这使他们比对手具有明显的优势。
  • There is a decided difference between British and Chinese way of greeting.英国人和中国人打招呼的方式有很明显的区别。
v.以鼻吸气,嗅,闻( sniff的过去式和过去分词 );抽鼻子(尤指哭泣、患感冒等时出声地用鼻子吸气);抱怨,不以为然地说
  • When Jenney had stopped crying she sniffed and dried her eyes. 珍妮停止了哭泣,吸了吸鼻子,擦干了眼泪。 来自《简明英汉词典》
  • The dog sniffed suspiciously at the stranger. 狗疑惑地嗅着那个陌生人。 来自《简明英汉词典》
学英语单词
addressable vertical position
air-jet spoiler
alternating presidentialism
ante up something
baraesthesia
Beanshoot
before you can say knife
berthing schedule
blighted ovum
Bradoshnica
chalk slate
chambourcy
charge master
computerized hyphenation
conveyer tube process
cordless PBX
cournot
cross-checkeds
Cs.fib.
Dider
dihydro-beta-erythroidine
DL-lysine DL-aspartate
doucs
draw-warping
dry deposit fluorescent penetrant
Dryanovets
escape maneuver
extreme caution
failure category
family-type
fast-ion injection
fertilization rate
fiber distributed data interface (fddi)
floating - point representation
genus Loiseleuria
genus pecaris
glass mortar
glimmering luster
godspel
Guangyuan
Haemanthus coccineus
hand mark
ICHs
idiomorphic granular textrue
iliac crest height
in-ane
inbalances
initial period
insulas
ionized layer
Jamuk, Gunung
jayson
Kaladze
lacasse
lake-effect storm
lithotomy staff
medical x-ray protective screens
Mesoveliidae
milling machine accessory
mimbs
molten-cast brick
monomethylolrutin
multi programmed repeatable robot
Munda languages
n-transitive graph
negative coefficient of fuel temperature
newset
nota ghost of a chance
octadecylamine
optical fiber receivers
out of the press
pilifer
plow planer
potassium fluoroborate
pressed rib
proto-planetary nebula
Provencial
prudencies
radiator grill molding
raking moulding
rentals
repubblicas
rosh hashana (hebrew)
Rothwell
rough-hewed
sacchariferous
sailfishes
same change of magnitude in relative value
schiltknecht
shaking platform
shock excite
sialis sinensis
softening power
steel-hide picker
stretcher strain
suprastructure
terpsichorean
ticking someone off
towed artillery
transit-time microware diode
wet-on-wet printing process
zero variation of gravimeter