时间:2018-12-31 作者:英语课 分类:365个英语简短小故事


英语课

Jerome turned off the TV. He had just watched a couple of "South Park" cartoons. "South Park" is an amusing series about elementary school kids living in a small town in Colorado.


The first cartoon was about Herman, who wanted to become strong and muscular. He asked his mother to buy a supplement that was advertised on TV. The supplement was actually nothing but sugar, but the TV ad promised that it would make you strong and muscular.


Instead, it made Herman very fat. Worse, Herman refused to believe that he had become fat. Even though all his friends were calling him Super Fat Boy, he told them that he was Super Muscle Boy. Finally, when Herman walked onto the stage to receive an award in the school auditorium 1, the stage collapsed 2. Then he realized that maybe he WAS super fat.


The second cartoon was about a dog that followed Lenny home. Lenny loved the dog until he found out it was gay. Then he hated the dog. But Big Al took Lenny to the city’s Home for Gay Animals. While there, Lenny decided 3 that it was okay to be gay. When he got home, he hugged his dog and took it for a walk. He didn’t even mind when it sniffed 4 other male dogs.


 


 


 



n.观众席,听众席;会堂,礼堂
  • The teacher gathered all the pupils in the auditorium.老师把全体同学集合在礼堂内。
  • The stage is thrust forward into the auditorium.舞台向前突出,伸入观众席。
adj.倒塌的
  • Jack collapsed in agony on the floor. 杰克十分痛苦地瘫倒在地板上。
  • The roof collapsed under the weight of snow. 房顶在雪的重压下突然坍塌下来。
adj.决定了的,坚决的;明显的,明确的
  • This gave them a decided advantage over their opponents.这使他们比对手具有明显的优势。
  • There is a decided difference between British and Chinese way of greeting.英国人和中国人打招呼的方式有很明显的区别。
v.以鼻吸气,嗅,闻( sniff的过去式和过去分词 );抽鼻子(尤指哭泣、患感冒等时出声地用鼻子吸气);抱怨,不以为然地说
  • When Jenney had stopped crying she sniffed and dried her eyes. 珍妮停止了哭泣,吸了吸鼻子,擦干了眼泪。 来自《简明英汉词典》
  • The dog sniffed suspiciously at the stranger. 狗疑惑地嗅着那个陌生人。 来自《简明英汉词典》
学英语单词
a change of front
alcohol education
ALDU
Archean
Arteria segmenti anterioris superioris
automatic-zero buret
backtrack interval
Balkar
BASM
be true for
binding
canned mushrooms
cellular linear input logic
charging efficiency
congratulator
constraint reaction
costumist
d.a.i.
dahs
dark teal
defibrinsted blood
diabetic hyperosmolar coma
dispersing reflector
dissolving agent
double-slope drainage
dry arch
excess absorption
farm income or loss
fibre-optic rod coupler
firm reply
full length film
glass-bottomed
grinding mark
harbour accommodation
heriful
heterologous cardiac valve
HI-MEMS
hydrofluorite
IUSUHM
jacket shoulderless crown
Jinjang
keep alive grid
klapp
klein-nishia formula
law of harmony
lithostone grinding machine
locomotorial
lower uterine segment
lubner
marie joseph paul yves roch gilbert du motiers
medial ligament of elbow
mouchette
muff chuck
negative phase-contrast
netcoms
newboldite
nicin'
non intercommunicating pore
Nāvar, Dasht-e
obstructive index
oil hazard
Old World robin
optional pause instruction
osmosology
out of gas
overguilty
Owls Head
partible
passbook loan
photoelectric device
porcelain lampholder
qnh
recolorization
run in the blood
sarafini
screbel
semiempirical
Serbo-Croatian language
silurian
silver standard
snar
spheric polisher
square-wave contrast transfer function
St-Jeoire
standby circuit
strategic air attack
superconducting magnetic energy storage
superorganisms
synchronized skating
teeder
tin(iv) oxynitrate
tongue and groove face
tonsorially
trophoanxis
TTSPN (two terminal series-parallel network)
typewriter console
unminished
used people
vesterer
Whisky Rebellion
wing fic
wittaile