时间:2018-12-31 作者:英语课 分类:365个英语简短小故事


英语课

Jerome turned off the TV. He had just watched a couple of "South Park" cartoons. "South Park" is an amusing series about elementary school kids living in a small town in Colorado.


The first cartoon was about Herman, who wanted to become strong and muscular. He asked his mother to buy a supplement that was advertised on TV. The supplement was actually nothing but sugar, but the TV ad promised that it would make you strong and muscular.


Instead, it made Herman very fat. Worse, Herman refused to believe that he had become fat. Even though all his friends were calling him Super Fat Boy, he told them that he was Super Muscle Boy. Finally, when Herman walked onto the stage to receive an award in the school auditorium 1, the stage collapsed 2. Then he realized that maybe he WAS super fat.


The second cartoon was about a dog that followed Lenny home. Lenny loved the dog until he found out it was gay. Then he hated the dog. But Big Al took Lenny to the city’s Home for Gay Animals. While there, Lenny decided 3 that it was okay to be gay. When he got home, he hugged his dog and took it for a walk. He didn’t even mind when it sniffed 4 other male dogs.


 


 


 



n.观众席,听众席;会堂,礼堂
  • The teacher gathered all the pupils in the auditorium.老师把全体同学集合在礼堂内。
  • The stage is thrust forward into the auditorium.舞台向前突出,伸入观众席。
adj.倒塌的
  • Jack collapsed in agony on the floor. 杰克十分痛苦地瘫倒在地板上。
  • The roof collapsed under the weight of snow. 房顶在雪的重压下突然坍塌下来。
adj.决定了的,坚决的;明显的,明确的
  • This gave them a decided advantage over their opponents.这使他们比对手具有明显的优势。
  • There is a decided difference between British and Chinese way of greeting.英国人和中国人打招呼的方式有很明显的区别。
v.以鼻吸气,嗅,闻( sniff的过去式和过去分词 );抽鼻子(尤指哭泣、患感冒等时出声地用鼻子吸气);抱怨,不以为然地说
  • When Jenney had stopped crying she sniffed and dried her eyes. 珍妮停止了哭泣,吸了吸鼻子,擦干了眼泪。 来自《简明英汉词典》
  • The dog sniffed suspiciously at the stranger. 狗疑惑地嗅着那个陌生人。 来自《简明英汉词典》
学英语单词
abstract noun
abstract programming
accurate filter
Achras sapota
aerial image simulation
Alimentum
atypical estrus
bowfell
britoils
broad-leaved tree
BTDC
capfull
catch red-handed
chimaeriferus
chinook salmon
class of conjugate elements
coculture
copper melanterite
copy recipient
corotate
councilors
cryosistor
Cuculiformes
cut one's own grass
dignation
dissolved-oxygen sag curve
earl russells
economic commission for europes
emotionlessly
Farringdon
fings
Fortsville
friend's ship
get sb through sth
ginning machine
gottwalds
goyf
grabski
groupworks
heat distortion
heteroregulation
hexagonal metal
Horatius
hover performance
indigenous fuel
inella distorta
IP-PBX
isocellular
isohaline
jones fracture
lestercorp
Manandona
maricultural science
mayport
melodicists
middle paleolithics
moris
mouldboard type scraper
mountain avenss
movable part
oddjobs
on-loans
onsetter
oriental alabaster
orifice cheek valve
outersoles
overabundance of manpower
palaeomagnetisms
partially aerated combustion,Bunsen combustion
Pentobarbitalum
please show me your passport
polynomial-time church-turing thesis
profugate
pulis
pulmoscintigram
radiotelegraphers
rami cutaneus lateralis
razor-edged
razor-thin wing
reactivity insertion accident
rotational bomb
salt structure
seminiferi recti
Serug
servicemaster
SFAF
Sida spinosa
siphonaria laciniosa
snaiths
soil polysaccharide
Steamship Mutual Underwriting Association
stroma-thylakoid
syngenic transplantation
Tatarskiy Rayon
thin film material
Tolmiea menziesii
trimming motor
turbine generator set
uakari
ultradelicate
vengement
VRM