时间:2018-12-31 作者:英语课 分类:365个英语简短小故事


英语课

Jerome turned off the TV. He had just watched a couple of "South Park" cartoons. "South Park" is an amusing series about elementary school kids living in a small town in Colorado.


The first cartoon was about Herman, who wanted to become strong and muscular. He asked his mother to buy a supplement that was advertised on TV. The supplement was actually nothing but sugar, but the TV ad promised that it would make you strong and muscular.


Instead, it made Herman very fat. Worse, Herman refused to believe that he had become fat. Even though all his friends were calling him Super Fat Boy, he told them that he was Super Muscle Boy. Finally, when Herman walked onto the stage to receive an award in the school auditorium 1, the stage collapsed 2. Then he realized that maybe he WAS super fat.


The second cartoon was about a dog that followed Lenny home. Lenny loved the dog until he found out it was gay. Then he hated the dog. But Big Al took Lenny to the city’s Home for Gay Animals. While there, Lenny decided 3 that it was okay to be gay. When he got home, he hugged his dog and took it for a walk. He didn’t even mind when it sniffed 4 other male dogs.


 


 


 



n.观众席,听众席;会堂,礼堂
  • The teacher gathered all the pupils in the auditorium.老师把全体同学集合在礼堂内。
  • The stage is thrust forward into the auditorium.舞台向前突出,伸入观众席。
adj.倒塌的
  • Jack collapsed in agony on the floor. 杰克十分痛苦地瘫倒在地板上。
  • The roof collapsed under the weight of snow. 房顶在雪的重压下突然坍塌下来。
adj.决定了的,坚决的;明显的,明确的
  • This gave them a decided advantage over their opponents.这使他们比对手具有明显的优势。
  • There is a decided difference between British and Chinese way of greeting.英国人和中国人打招呼的方式有很明显的区别。
v.以鼻吸气,嗅,闻( sniff的过去式和过去分词 );抽鼻子(尤指哭泣、患感冒等时出声地用鼻子吸气);抱怨,不以为然地说
  • When Jenney had stopped crying she sniffed and dried her eyes. 珍妮停止了哭泣,吸了吸鼻子,擦干了眼泪。 来自《简明英汉词典》
  • The dog sniffed suspiciously at the stranger. 狗疑惑地嗅着那个陌生人。 来自《简明英汉词典》
学英语单词
AIEC
anokhin
assumed spheroid
auncel
aviation kerosine
bakshis
balanced systematic sampling
ballonnement
Baptiste
bat-horse
braneworld
by-gum
concretio
continuity principle
crenatula modiolaris
cryogenic meadow forest soil
daymares
decarburizing cycle
deroofing
dress case
electrical smoking
elsfords
Ethaperazin
Euschongastia lorius
fillet of sole
focal plane shutter
fuel core
glassified
hal-
hedge-berry
hunger strikes
hutz
ibuverine
institutional environment
intermediate resistance
intracellular iodophilia
jinkle
Lou Gehrig's disease
lute stern
main drain
marine fire-fighting system
mean aerodynamic center
merica
mesothermophilus
mixture chamber
mould cup
mountains perennially covered with snow
non-arrivals
non-ornamental
nonhumanoid
numerical instability
outriving
overflow ports
oxygen want
parallel study
personal operating space
photo-flash powder
photocapacitance
pitayine
polyoptimal
preaxial muscle
prince klemens wenzel nepomuk lothar von metterniches
pythium undulatum
ratchet tooth
re-authorization
rechanging
requisition of land
rerhia cotton
retrieval data
retzian- (la)
rho type doublet
Rhopaloblaste
rivet-hole
rose-colored pastor
sailor's champagne
sea hen
SGN
shake one's responsibility
shc
shumann
silver stars
sinapoyl
single-station analysis
source of voltage
spin reorientation
spun bonded fabric
stallages
stamey
Tegadifurum
tetartanopias
tip cleaner
tracks-to-tracks seek time
transadenylase
turgut
under glass
unreduced
v. coronaria ventriculi
vaporizing combustion chamber
witching hour, the
witness's oath
ylium ion